Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Assassinated by Iran, but they warned him first, so "It's fine?"

Assassinated by Iran, with whom Vance says we're not at war?

Assassinated by Iran, right under the noses of the newly re-christened "War Department?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Took fatal header off the world stage?

Puppy murderer shot his yak fuzz rug, having mistaken it for a puppy?

Running from the laughter, tripped on ridiculous tie & broke his fugly neck?

So many great possibilities & only one needs to occur...

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Upset he wasn't invited to Bezos' wedding

and cried so much he drowned in his own tears.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Judging from NATO press conference, it is only a matter of time

Link to tweet

[malaise]

5. Hehehe

😀

[niyad]

12. Honestly, how did people nott burst out laughing at that ridiculous face?.

[malaise]

4. No but that line about the operations strike on Iran

being the greatest in history will be slaughtered by anyone with a scintilla of knowledge or objectivity re D Day

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[bdamomma]

7. something toxic

in his make up has caused his brain and face to vanish before us.

[surfered]

8. Decided to test those bunker busting bombs himself

https://i.ibb.co/5hkVNBHB/IMG-0651.webp

It’s worth the look

[hlthe2b]

9. Angrily Stroked out after seeing Putin's response to his "But I Bombed Iran braggadocio"...?

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaaah

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😂😂

[republianmushroom]

10. Damn, not last night. sigh

Maybe today, it is still young, we are getting closures to that great day.

[mentalsolstice]

13. Kicking for the night crowd! nt