Japan's First Lady is the level of petty I aspire to be at........

[riversedge]

ha ha. I would love to have seen Trump yapping away at this moment.

Link to tweet

[Hugin]

1. Ah, finally we get to the crux of why Trump loathes the foreigners...

He can’t tell them how great he is.

[GopherGal]

14. Well, he can tell them, but they may not understand...

Problem is, he has no hope of them telling HIM how great he is. And that is his only reason for entering any conversation, ever.

And for her part, she may not have to converse with him, but I imagine it's difficult to avoid his odor.

[marble falls]

2. Interesting, because TACO only speaks in a childish sort of English, himself.

[BigMin28]

9. Yes

TACO's make believe version of the king's English. His is unintelligible.

[Martin Eden]

10. 6th grade vocabulary is an exaggeration.

Combined with the emotional maturity of a petulant toddler.

[mucholderthandirt]

15. Trump doesn't even reach the toddler level.

My ex has a cousin who was born severely mentally retarded (I'm sure I'll be torched for that word). She's at about a two year old level of speech, or even less, but makes more sense than Trump ever has. She's also very loving and kind. Trump was never that.

Maybe she should be president? She's got more sense than any MAGA idiot, for sure. She calls everyone "baby", and has far out-lived all expectations to be over 70 years old now.

[Biophilic]

3. Good for her.

[Vinca]

4. LOL - what a great ploy.

[Norbert]

5. ROTFLMAO

[Jilly_in_VA]

6. Great first laugh of the day!

Arigato,!

[betsuni]

7. Makes me sad for her, though, former PM Abe assassinated three years ago next month .

[Farmer-Rick]

8. I wonder if that would work for Congress?

They can just pretend they don't speak pedo Trump broken English.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. No hablo TACO.

I wouldn’t talk to the mass murdering traitor either.

[Sympthsical]

12. She uses an interpreter at diplomatic events

Story's eight years old. I remember it at the time. She doesn't typically speak English at functions, because her English isn't great.

But Trump was a little bit of a dick about it, because of course he was.

[lostnfound]

13. Nothing petty about it. Good move. Nt