Did I hear it right? Hegseth said "U.S. strikes on Iran were hysterically successful".

[cornball 24]

[newdeal2]

1. He's getting a little "yippy" like his boss would say

He starts to have a weird laugh and smirk when he’s tipsy too.

[C_U_L8R]

2. The *hic* Foster Brooks of the War Department.

Totally sloshed even when he isn't

[Irish_Dem]

3. Obviously he has been drinking.

As usual.

I wonder if we have ever seen him sober?

[Jim__]

4. Is this the latest US "intelligence" report? Don't they know they're not credible.

[Miami Blue]

5. Drunkard Pete Hegseth and MAGA Gen. Dan Caine

They both were trying to do damage control but their maneuver fired back at them miserably.
They recklessly told the world that for 15 years the US government has had a surveillance program on Iran.

Consequently, the Rapist drunkard in conjunction and with the help of a politically motivated Gen. named Dan Caine showed their foolishness.
Furthermore, because of their lack of a good military strategy, they both put the lives of hundreds of Iranian double agents who have
been working for the USA in a very dangerous
and an unstable situation.
Loose lips sink ships.

However, who can blame them for not being able to follow up a professional chain of command when their own Commander-in-Chief is a known
demented Fokinmoron.

That surveillance program in Iran has been
up and running since 2008. So, undoubtedly,
The Iranian surveillance project was created under the leadership of the Obama-Biden Administration.

So, how the Fuck is FelonTraitorTrump taking credit for it?

[Grammy23]

6. I'm no math wizkid...

But when they added the fact that this program had been in existence for 15 years, a quick calculation in my head strongly suggested that it got underway during the Obama/Biden administration. So why is everyone peeing their pants with joy for tRump’s big win?? Seems to me that tRump is basking in the glow of someone else’s achievement. Stolen valor?…again, tRumpolini?!

[madinmaryland]

7. Kegstand sounds very hysterical.