Looks like Swaggart will croak

[malaise]

before the con in chief

Jimmy Swaggart in Final Days, Donnie Swaggart Says: Not ‘If,’ But ‘When’

https://mycharisma.com/culture/jimmy-swaggart-in-final-days-donnie-swaggart-says-not-if-but-when/

[PJMcK]

1. Good

Get rid of the trash.

[Xavier Breath]

2. Please, Satan, can we get a two-fer?

[SheltieLover]

15. ...

[BComplex]

17. Make it a four-fer: trump, swaggart, thomas, alito.

amen!

[Salviati]

34. Not thomas or alito.

I don't want any SC justices to kick it when the fascists are in power.

[calimary]

36. There is that.

Gotta happen when there’s a Democrat in the White House again.

[BComplex]

72. That would be better for sure! Yipes! We've already been down that road with RBG.

Can't do that again!

[AllaN01Bear]

45. lets value add mitch mconnel and that texa"" ebbot.

[badhair77]

54. Is it wrong that I have a list?

[2MuchNoise]

60. I recite the names on my list at night to help me fall asleep. It beats counting sheep.

[badhair77]

62. Great idea.

[sop]

3. Thoughts and prayers...

[Easterncedar]

4. Gonna miss the rapture

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[Dem2theMax]

20. . . .

[sdfernando]

23. But not the rupture!

[ToxMarz]

49. Ha! Or maybe he's the leader

and they're all going with him.

Can only hope.

[Johonny]

5. All good things come to an end

And assholes die too.

[calimary]

39. ANOTHER Quote of the Week!!!

Except the word “assholes” might be a problem for some…

“ All good things come to an end.
And assholes die too.”

Thank you, Johonny!

[rampartd]

6. i'm sure his god knows how to deal with him

[BoRaGard]

7. As GrandMammy BoRaGardenia used to say

"You can't take your swag with you." - Granny B. (Crone)

Not that the repubes care about that kind of thing....

[malaise]

9. You can't take your swag with you."

or the money you stole from the rubes

[hlthe2b]

8. A "harbinger" from my doggy walk this morning?

(these guys were out "in force"... )

[malaise]

10. LOL

😂

[MLAA]

11. Dear Karma: May he receive all he so richly deserves.

[struggle4progress]

12. Let's spin a tune for jimmy

[edhopper]

13. I prefer

Nina Simone

[bucolic_frolic]

14. Let the good times roll

and keep the hits coming. We're overdue!

[malaise]

16. Will be fun to see how the RWs deal with this one

While sending their goons to beat up and kidnap hard working immigrants

[PatSeg]

18. I honestly did not know he was still alive

[malaise]

21. He had the heart attack last week- there were several,posts here

Just ran into this update.

[badhair77]

31. Just like me to miss the good news

[mwmisses4289]

33. I thought he died the day he had his attack.

But then i dont really pay much attention the fake christians, except to shake my head and wonder how shocked they will be if they get to those pearly gates and get the reward they think they deserve.

[malaise]

46. Seriously I thought he died last week

until I saw the update

[PatSeg]

51. I hadn't seen or heard anything

Actually, I can't recall hearing anything about him in years.

[barbtries]

25. it's taken me a minute

to figure out who the hell he is

[PatSeg]

52. I haven't heard anything about him in many years

Though he's not the sort of person I would pay much attention to as a rule.

[Ziggysmom]

19. All the fools who sent him money paid for his hookers!

?si=G1bSQNodjfqMsw5d

[malaise]

22. Ha

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Damn that is hilarious
Adf

[malaise]

32. But in less than a year Jimmy Swaggart could have eaten those words

😂😂

[barbtries]

24. well, as joni ernst likes to remind us,

we're all gonna die.

[sdfernando]

26. I'm sure the "family"

is waiting in anticipation of their “just reward”

[Aristus]

27. I wish I could piss on his grave

right after eating a fuck-ton of asparagus.

[BidenRocks]

28. Are you in pain, Jimmy?

Damn I hope so!
For all the pain he caused his (flock), suckers!

[WalkingMan1959]

29. See ya in hell

“ I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Gandi!

[J_William_Ryan]

30. "Not 'If,' But 'When'"

The end of a Christo-fascist thug.

[edbermac]

35. Bye-bye Jimbo

[synni]

37. He helped screw up his cousin Jerry Lee Lewis' life

Jerry was a religious man who was tormented, thinking his music was "sinful," because of Swaggart and people like him.

This, and multiple tragic deaths in his family from the time he was 3 years old, traumatized Jerry and led him to a life of substance abuse.

Thank God his last wife helped him straighten out to some degree.

[malaise]

40. First I'm hearing about this

Damn!

[niyad]

38. I had no idea he was still wasting oxygen.

[kimbutgar]

41. Satan will be waiting for him with open arms.

[H2O Man]

42. May he rust in pieces.

Recommended.

[malaise]

43. Nicely played

Rec

[H2O Man]

47. "Thoughts & Prayers"

didn't seem to capture the horror of his life.

[Pinback]

44. "Just the tip."

“That’s all we’ll let into heaven.”
- St. Peter

[johnnyplankton]

48. Say hello to Satan for us...

You godless grifting motherfucker!

[Escape]

50. I thought he died last month????

Maybe he was BORN AGAIN and then DIED AGAIN.

Fuck it, I can't keep up.

[malaise]

53. You may just be able tomsaybthat

Tuesday is a new month

[Jacson6]

55. He will go to heaven.

But he will be given a job by St. Peter to smash atoms.

[Ping Tung]

56. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it," Mark Twain

[Takket]

57. thanks for the good news.

[GoCubsGo]

58. He's still alive?

I figured that POS was already fighting off the flames with Jerry Fartwell, Billy Graham, Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, Jack van Impe, and all of those other TV con men.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

59. EXCELLENT NEWS!!

[Permanut]

61. The good news is..

He can join Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and Billy Graham for a nice warm reunion of hucksters.

[David__77]

63. I'm surprised he is still alive. Seems like his last season would have been long ago.

[Blue Owl]

64. Take Taco Don with you to hell

[Rver]

65. I thought he checked out last...

[ChcioInf]

66. Fyi - His org. is pretty active in CO

Not long ago I found a Prayer Line # of JS Ministries. They didn't solicit donations.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

67. Awww, what a shame............NOT!!!

I hope he rests in piss in the darkest reaches of Hell.

[Maru Kitteh]

68. Baby I was shocked to find out he didn't die a long time ago.

So, I guess . . bye Jim.

[shanti]

69. Well, bless his heart n/t

[PufPuf23]

70. Frank Zappa's Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version) - NSFW, easy to find on YouYube nt

[Jack Valentino]

71. Will he cry first, and will there be video of his crying

is all I don't really want to know


ah, asking for some more good crying from a dying man
is probably more than he could manage.

Mr. Swaggert, I hope you may finally rest in peace,
although the bill due from your maker
may be 'problematic'....