Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell to his death while posing for Mt. Rushmore sculpture?

Spewed some trite bullshit about karma and then just disappeared?

Aided in seppuku by Mr. Japan?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Torn to shreds by alligators visiting his new concentration camp?

[Dulcinea]

11. Or strangled by a python in the Everglades? nt

[SheltieLover]

12. That would work, too! So many great possibilities and we only need one...

[hlthe2b]

2. "Plotting my revenge..."

"It may not be fast, but it WILL be THOROUGH!"

[niyad]

4. RUN!!!

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

5. Soon... 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

7. Yes, please!!! I am getting very thirsty!!!

[SheltieLover]

8. I'm just tired of waiting!

[calimary]

17. Right there with ya!

[dalton99a]

6. Rapist slain by karma following rape attempt

[Captain Zero]

9. Trapped in wet cement in Rose Garden and

a huge flag pole falls on him?

[SheltieLover]

13. That would definitely be poetic justice!

[sop]

10. Iranian Grand Ayatollah Issues Trump Death Fatwa

I'll just leave it there...

[love_katz]

14. I love those threads, Orrex.

So many ways for Jerk Wad to die.

Keep 'em coming.

[Farmer-Rick]

15. I'm surprised his own

Disappointed voters haven't gone at him again. Hmmm, I guess they can control themselves ..... sometimes.

[RandomNumbers]

16. His soul has been dead and rotted for a long time

Too bad that isn't sufficient to save the world from his evil.

[Warpy]

18. Toppled off the balcony at the White House

because he was distracted by a new Pokemon on his kiddie phone?

Greasepaint caught fire when a visiting diplomat lit up a loaded cigar?

[CaptainTruth]

19. Today's meme

Available as a sticker

[IronLionZion]

20. Crushed by the unwieldy weight of the big beautiful bill

[Moostache]

21. Sadly, no...

I still start everyday hoping to be greeted by the blessed news and headlines:

"Trump found dead on toilet, unsent nonsense on phone."

Soon.

[republianmushroom]

22. Damn, No, not yet, would like to see very

possible to day due to hair spray Asphyxiation.
Lets get-ter done Lord.

[bronxiteforever]

23. I don't think he was ever alive

“Sometimes I wonder if he wasn’t born dead. I never met a man who was less interested in the living. Sometimes I think that’s the trouble with the world: too many people in high places who are stone-cold dead.’” -Cat’s Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut

[niyad]

33. EXACTLY!!!

[niyad]

42. Happy 19th DUnniversary.

[bronxiteforever]

46. Thank You niyad!!

[SheltieLover]

43. Happy DUversary!

Ps - Vonnegut was correct imo.

[bronxiteforever]

47. Thank you SheltieLover!!!!

[SheltieLover]

49. Yw, Bronxite!

[DENVERPOPS]

24. In the grand scheme of things,

it wouldn't effect the Republican's Trumpism, they will just "install" someone who will continue to carry out their plans, but not brag about it all the time, and do even more things in the shadows...........

[niyad]

30. true, but at least he would no longer be wasting oxygen.

[DENVERPOPS]

36. Rumor has it

That he has already picked out his burial site, and the mortuary is preparing for it. They left a 3 x 8 foot of grass, and have been pouring concrete in the entire 60 acres surrounding it, complete with an un-precedented number of surface drains............

[niyad]

37. Snicker

[SheltieLover]

45. ...

[SheltieLover]

44. Cults do not normally transfer allegiance though

[twodogsbarking]

25. Died wihile shedding his skin.

[niyad]

28. What flavour pizza do you like?

[Orrex]

34. I miss him already.

[Orrex]

32. My dad thanks you for your eager services, by the way.

[niyad]

35. I see MIRT was instantly on that charming slug. THANK YOU, MIRT!!!

[Brother Buzz]

38. The speedy jury deserves to take the victory lap on this one

[niyad]

40. Then I thank them!

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. Took a dump and only his necktie survived

How I wish.

[niyad]

29. Snicker

[Wicked Blue]

39. Terminal constipation

caused by having Big Beautiful Bill shoved up his butt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. He's a zombie controlled by Musk's AI

[malaise]

48. No but the pythons and alligators are planning to drain the Florida swamp

When he and costume gnome visit.

[Blue Owl]

50. A big beautiful coronary