DHS Building Very Own Concentration Camp In Florida, And Yes There Are T-shirts -- Wonkette
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Gary Legum
The year is 1936. German citizens that the Nazi Party arbitrarily deems criminals or undesirables are being disappeared to Dachau concentration camp, where they are imprisoned in the most inhumane conditions. They do not know how long they will be there, and they have no legal recourse to contest their detention.
Back home, the prisoners loved ones have no idea where they are. Or if they know, they cannot visit or get in touch in any way. They are terrified of the unknown suffering their loved one is enduring, sure that he will get sick and die, and the Nazis won't even bother to tell them.
Meanwhile, the Nazi Party is so proud of itself that its selling fucking T-shirts with slogans like Dachau aint just an animal you milk!
Now imagine it is 2025 and the Republicans are building a concentration camp in the middle of the Florida Everglades where they plan to imprison thousands of migrants and foreigners being scooped up by the ICEstapo. And they are so fucking proud of it that the Florida GOP is selling T-shirts and beer koozies with the prisons cutesy appellation Alligator Alcatraz stamped on them. Sure, its an inhumane prison camp, but that is no reason to skip making a little profit off the merchandising!
You can buy these allegedly made in the USA products in the Florida GOPs online store. Maybe pick up a Gulf of America coffee mug while youre at it, in case you still owe Dad a Fathers Day gift.
The Department of Homeland Security, which is contributing funding for the camp, is also proud of the incredible effort by the state of Florida to dump thousands of people in a remote stretch of the Big Cypress National Preserve in the middle of the Everglades, on the theory that the government can let the alligators in the surrounding swampland do most of the security work, much like San Francisco Bay was supposed to deter escape attempts from Alcatraz. Which, so far as we know, has not yet been reopened as a migrant detention facility.
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