Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found dead on his gold toilet by a "very concerned" Susan Collins?

Keeled over after strongly calling out Elon Musk strongly?

Heart attack while reaching out to touch some faith leaders on faulty AT&T group chat?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Botany]

1. Every second, every minute, every hour, and every day brings him closer to his end.

He is closer in July than he was in June and he has all of this month to stop using oxygen
for good.

He is 79 and in Saudi Arabia his dinner was 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet of Fish sandwiches, and
a chocolate milkshake.

[drray23]

28. I really hope so.

However I am dismayed by the fact that often, the evil people are the ones who escape consequences. Jimmy Swaggart who died today lasted until 90.

Of course there are exceptions. Our beloved president Jimmy Carter made it to 100.

[58Sunliner]

2. I'll take any reason. Spider bite, toxic hair plugs...

I literally had a dream last night, it was the middle of the night and the celebration of his passing woke me up, I went outside and it seemed like the whole world was rejoicing with music, flowers, dancing, and a beautiful golden light.

[Vogon_Glory]

3. He's still with us, but I suspect that those

with the Second Sight are probably seeing the guys with the hornes and the pitchforks practicing the marching formations they’ll use when it’s time to escort him to his new home in the hereafter.

[Vogon_Glory]

8. And they're practicing on the White House grounds

Or at Mar-a-Lago. And there’s nothing that Noem or Homan can do about it now or will be able to do about it when it’s time for them to deploy.

[SheltieLover]

4. Flipped yak fuzz wig over Canada giving Ukraine 1.7b accrued interest on pootin's frozen assets?

Beardo shoved the "king" off the balcony while addressing his furious magats?

Hope springs eternal...

[surfered]

11. Beardo.....perfecto!

[SheltieLover]

20. I always refer to the couch fucker that way, but I didn't coin the term. Sorry, I cannot recall which DUer did.

[Dave Bowman]

29. Lol, Beardo. Best name for that idiot.

[SheltieLover]

41. Toss up between couch fucker & beardo, imo.

Can't recall which DUer coined the name Beardo -- it was around the time Walz called them all weird and creepy. So kudos to that unnamed community member. LOL

[Dave Bowman]

43. Cool. 👍

[malaise]

5. No but apparently he was worried about the state of his

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brain

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220447537

😂😂😂😂😂

[surfered]

40. He knows he's losing it.

[Marthe48]

6. skum farted in felon's golf bag

dropped everyone in range

[dalton99a]

7. There is still brain function

[hlthe2b]

9. "Is this the day when his MOB turns on HIM?"...

--when the masses have had ENOUGH...

--

[OverBurn]

10. Die MFer Die MFer Die!

[Celerity]

14. Die Monster Die

Misfits - Die Monster Die (1999)

[surfered]

12. No, and I can't take the fact he's still with us anymore.

https://i.ibb.co/WWLqddHr/IMG-5842.webp

[SheltieLover]

21. ...

[niyad]

36. exactly!!!

[IronLionZion]

13. He and muskrat take each other out with mutual destruction

and bring down the whole GOP too.

[niyad]

17. May it be so!

[SheltieLover]

22. Perfect solution! I hope pootin gets sucked into the mutual destruction as well.

[twodogsbarking]

15. Brutally attacked by a flock of flamingos after trying to take their food..

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

18. Worth repeating

[SheltieLover]

23. ...

[malaise]

24. Bwaaaaah

The sooner the better😀

[Dave Bowman]

30. Bwa! Priceless. 😂

[bdamomma]

19. When that day

comes (and it will) we will rejoice!! Soon come.

[malaise]

31. LOL

For the “soon come” 😀

[republianmushroom]

25. Not yet they say, damn.

But, the day is still young, maybe. Hopeful

[malaise]

26. And yes Swaggart croaked first

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220443142

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220448262

[Orrex]

33. Nine decades too late

[SheltieLover]

42. Good fucking riddance to rancid rubbish! Fucking con artist.

[JohnQFunk]

27. No, but here's today's consolation prize...

"Famed teleevangelist Jimmy Swaggart died on Tuesday, July 1, according to an announcement on his Facebook page. He was 90.

"The Pentecostal preacher and pioneer of televangelism was in critical condition at a Louisiana hospital after going into cardiac arrest on June 15, family members said during a recent prayer service.

"Family of the late musician, author and broadcaster previously announced they had not expected him to survive."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/07/01/jimmy-swaggart-dead-televangelist/84244554007/

[Dave Bowman]

32. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead.

[niyad]

38. Please do not insult practicing witches in that way. He had nothing to do

with the Craft of the Wise.

[niyad]

37. good riddance, you grifting scum.

[FelineOverlord]

34. It's going to be difficult

The only way we will get him out of office is by force.

That's the only way most dictators are removed from office.

[Dulcinea]

35. Sad but true, no.

I don't want him to die just yet. I want to see his name reviled & vilified throughout the nation & the world by EVERYONE. That would be worse than death for him. Then he can kick off.

[Ocelot II]

39. I'm really getting impatient.

I'm so looking forward to the great big joyous party we're all going to have, and it's extremely annoying to have to keep putting it off.