He's selling $199 fragrance now. He's tried Trump branded fragrances before, but he wasn't president at the time.

[tblue37]

The President of the United States is personally enriching himself from his office by selling watches, crypto currency, and now ... perfume. Because there is no bottom to this saga of spontaneous national combustion.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) 2025-06-30T23:48:49.314Z

[BoRaGard]

1. eau de diaper (R)

You can smell it a mile away.

[Ocelot II]

2. It smells like farts, ball sweat, Old Spice, mouthwash and dirty laundry.

[sop]

3. "86-47" would be a better seller...

[Doodley]

4. Who would buy that? Everything about Trump has a nasty stench.

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Money Laundry

Nothing worth marketing, just an illusion for Semion Mogilevich and his friend to use in order to safely channel loot.

[MIButterfly]

6. Grifters gonna grift.

As long as the rubes keep buying, he'll keep selling.

And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm because you can't make money off the presidency. As usual and as always, one set of rules for Democrats and a completely different set of rules (or should I say, no rules) for Republicans.

[chowder66]

7. Eau de toilet

[Ritabert]

8. Eau de Pepe le Pew

[allegorical oracle]

9. eau de roadkill skunk? nt

[Mossfern]

10. Now it will be easeir to sniff a MAGAT out

without asking them any questions.

Ewww......

[Bristlecone]

11. Mmm, the smell of sulpher is sooo alluring.

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. I hear it's also a floor wax and a delicious dessert topping.

Whatever he has to say to get $$$ out of his worshipper's pockets and into his.