WTF! Noem:some marshals... They said that they had detained a cannibal

[sheshe2]

“I was talking to some marshals... They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself and they had to get him off and get him medical attention," said DHS chief Kristi Noem.

— Nick Turse (@nickturse.bsky.social) 2025-07-01T21:32:39.619Z

[newdeal2]

1. He finally did it. Trump caught the late great Hannibal Lecter

[sheshe2]

2. Good one.🤣

[Oneironaut]

5. He's having a friend for dinahhh

[sop]

3. QAnon?

[sinkingfeeling]

4. I'll bet $10 that's a lie.

[Wiz Imp]

8. $10? Hell, I'd bet $1000.

[purple_haze]

6. Biting fingernails doesn't count as cannibalism

[madinmaryland]

7. Cool. They detained Stephen "the Nazi" Miller.

[William769]

9. I don't believe it.

[sheshe2]

10. Ya think!

I will add, having watched the Hannibal Lecter movies, they prefer their meat cooked with a fine Merlot. Plus, cannibals do not eat themselves, they eat others.