Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ripped apart by 17M people about to lose access to healthcare?

Overwhelmed by Murkowski's tireless, undying devotion to him?

Found beaten to death in the world's first and only case of justifiable elder abuse?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Expired from severe rethug lip bruises on his ass?

Trampled by goosestepping repukes?

[malaise]

2. No but he sure has dementia

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220451256

[no_hypocrisy]

3. I just want him dead before he kills me.

[MiHale]

4. Fed to Kristi's Cannibal Terrorist...

McDonald…

Fits so well.

[joshdawg]

5. Where is Oswald?

Oh, wait. He's dead. Shit!!

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, but he's working on it .

[NNadir]

7. Dead from malaria from a mosquito bite while visiting his concentration camp...

...in the Everglades.

[Blue Owl]

8. Internally rotted through and spontaneously decomposed into a dung heap

[Gimpyknee]

9. Pestiferous

[niyad]

13. There is no need for self-flagellation on our account. But thanks for

the grins.

[SheltieLover]

17. ...

[IronLionZion]

10. Considering how many elders his big ugly bill will abuse

yes, there is one elder who is very much deserving justifiable abuse. He can go play golf in the alligator prison until one eats him.

[58Sunliner]

11. It can't happen to puddin' brain soon enough.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[milestogo]

14. Closer every day.

[hlthe2b]

15. "I've got plans for you!"

"Ron DeSantis was just the appetizer..."

[calimary]

16. Any of those work for me!

ANY of those, or any of the others you’ve listed in earlier speculations work VERY NICELY for me!

[twodogsbarking]

18. Took a laxative and broke up in little pieces.

Get it?

[CaptainTruth]

19. Today's meme

Looks like someone modified the faces, but it's still relevant.

[Wicked Blue]

20. Felled by a stray Fourth of July firework

That, or strangled with a torn U.S. flag

[TBF]

21. I was hoping one of the alligators at his new Alcatraz

would get him yesterday ... keep the faith, people.

[BigmanPigman]

22. Just to spite me ne will never die.

And if some miracle happens and he does drop dead he will be getting this and not this

[republianmushroom]

23. Not yet lord ?

Tomorrow would be a good day for. Lets get-ter done Lord. Would save a lot of people a lot of grief.

[BWdem4life]

24. Walking dead. nt