Please Help!

[H2O Man]

I got an update from an old associate from another district in NYS that Rep. Elise Stefanik's political career is on life support. There is an absolute need for your “thoughts & prayers” that her career passes on without causing pain to the people in the 15 counties her congressional district covers. Can you help?

Elise grew up as the princess of a well-to-do family with ties to the construction business. Early in her time in the House of Representatives, she was considered a “moderate” republican. She mistakenly voted against the felon several times in his first misadministration. However, because she was so ambitious in her attempts at self-promotion, this led to her catching moral covid. Medical professionals and a catholic priest with experience in the art of exercism were forced to remove her soul in emergency surgery.

Somehow, the doctors erred, and attached Rep. Stefanik's lips to the felon's pale white ass's right cheek. The princess of NYS's 21st congressional district was now a cheer leader, willing to tell any lie in a shameless attempt at self-promotion. Moral covid, of course, can cause high fevers and delusions, and Elise actually told people that she anticipated being in the running for the VP stain, er, spot on the felon's 2024 ticket.

After all, she had boldly accused Nancy Pelosi of causing the January 6 attempt to overthrow the US government. The felon needed a pathological liar without shame to solidify the ticket. But her hopes were unrealistic. However, the felon did nominate her – briefly – to be the ambassador to the United Nations. Two things derailed that, however: first, the felon realized she did not have blond hair, and second, he wanted her barefoot in the kitchen of the House of Representatives.

Elise had a hard time dealing with this rejection. It is known that she had never been told “no” before in her life time. It was then that she put her borderline personality disordered talents at passive-aggression to work. Despite the felon's wish for her to hold her seat in Congress, she decided to run for governor. I have ben told that in private, she was convinced that this would put her in first place for the next republican party nomination for president.

Sadly, her plans have been severely injured the reality in what is described as a “hit and run” accident. Polls show that her chances of becoming president are on life support. Thus, I turn to you. Can you donate thoughts and prayers that her ambition quietly pass away? Thank you.

https://www.newyorkupstate.com/news/2025/07/new-poll-shows-stefaniks-chances-of-beating-hochul-in-race-for-ny-governor.html?fbclid=IwY2xjawLRoGZleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFNUUY0NzFmV091NUVERjQxAR4ZMlKtwEt_xQk38h_eSOkp0aiitgdw_Ltk88hsCWyQ2La09N2MVR6rZfaBYA_aem_GdNXyCUYlCjWMsAVTOHrjw

[democrank]

1. Big anti-Stefanik kick here

She’s another bright red soul-seller.

[H2O Man]

3. She is a terrible

human being. One of the most repulsive creatures in DC today.

[malaise]

2. Brilliant

Rec😀

[H2O Man]

4. I knew that

I could count on you to help!

[BlueKota]

5. Yes I can add my thoughts and prayers.

I will also tack on some prayers in advance for Claudia Tenney the next time she runs for office to be one of the biggest loosers at the polls. That way her professional and personal life can be a matching set.

[Easterncedar]

10. Amen!

[LoisB]

6. I think the plug has been pulled on any chance of her becoming President or Governor.

[H2O Man]

23. Right.

I think it is important to focus on sending "local" maga politicians to retirement. Though she represents a different district than where I am, I have plenty of friends there, and always contribute to her opponent. The group of Democrats I work with, from three upstate counties, finds her the most offensive politician in the state. She knows better. We will work to defeat her, whatever self-serving office she ever runs for.

[NewHendoLib]

7. she is utterly grotesque

[H2O Man]

24. Okay.

You are a way better person than me, for you are able to identify her best quality. (grin)

It's like, if being in office reduces your conscience and your lust for power makes you do things you know are wrong, find another job.

[Kid Berwyn]

8. Did she not get royal coal from King Taco the Traitor?

Big Meat after 4:00 minute mark. No wonder Donnie the Perve thinks the plastic surgery was worth every penny. Like he said, too bad about the dietary problems.

[H2O Man]

27. Unreal!

In a clip running under ten minutes, you have captured what is so wrong in this case. She would argue that Hitler wasn't a nazi, and in fact was a strong opponent of the nazi party. Musk is, in my opinion, a human amoeba, the result of someone jerking off in a toxic waste pit.

Senator Murphy, on the other hand, is high among my favorite politicians. I would gladly support him for president in '28.

[Kid Berwyn]

34. Murphy uses his time to make this a better nation.

Stefanik, though, is fullt-time busy...

Fattening Frogs for Snakes

It took me a long time
To find out my mistake
Took me a long time, long time
To find out my mistake (it sho' did, man)
But I bet you my bottom dollar
I'm not fattenin' no more frogs for snakes

I found out my downfall
Back in nineteen and thirty eight (I started checkin')
I found out my downfall
From nineteen and thirty eight
I'm tellin' all of my friends
I'm not fattenin' no more frogs for snakes

All right now...
[Harmonica solo]

It is nineteen and fifty-seven
I've got to correct all of my mistakes
Whoa man, nineteen and fifty-seven
I've got to correct all of my mistakes
I'm tellin' my friends, includin' my wife and everybody else
Not fattenin' no more frogs for snakes

-- Sonny Boy Williamson III

No time for snakes, frogs or hate. Just fighting.

[Wounded Bear]

9. Kudos for a great rant, but my inner grammar nazi can't be stifled...

At the end of paragraph two, I think you meant to type "excorcism" instead of "exercism."

[calimary]

11. Should be "exorcism".

Only one “c”.

https://www.google.com/search?q=exorcism+definition&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#ebo=0

[erronis]

19. Oh, I'm curtain that H2OMan was coining a new word to describe Stefanik's exercises in service to trmp.

[H2O Man]

22. Ha!

I am tempted to say that being Irish, it is my birthright to spell words any way I want. But the sad truth is that an old friend called and said he had an artifact collection for sale ..... so I was in a hurry. Not that I've ever given a shit about spelling. On important things, I have a friend serve as editor. Poor thing! I'd say she earns her money, but I don't pay her.

[True Dough]

28. Tis a minor quibble

Your composition was masterful, unlike Ms. Stefanik's political calculations.

REC!

[Frasier Balzov]

12. Who will do the thankless job

of running as the Democratic candidate in New York's 21st Congressional district?

Tired of losing with 40% there.

[H2O Man]

29. Good question.

It's a tough district, for sure. Add to that she has the backing of her "family" buisness, which is a powerful force.

I cannot think of the gentleman's name of the top of my head, but I think there is at least one qualified candidate planning to run. I'll ask one of my associates there to remind me who he is supporting. The "official" White House excuse for dumping her was that the felon thought the maga party could lose her seat. Thus, as a woman scorned who is smart enough to recognize a lie, she wants to be governor.

[Hekate]

13. Cross gently, Stefanik's Career. Totes & Pears as you go -- but please just go.

[et tu]

14. such a loss

[just in case]

[rubbersole]

15. I think her remora lips weren't attached to tsf's right ass cheek.

They were lower and to the left. Taint sure where I heard that...

[mgardener]

16. Stefanik is my Rep too.

I can't stand her.

Fun fact.

You know who hired Karoline Leavitt out of college?
Stefanik..
If you want to know where Karolie learned to lie, look no further then Stefanik.
She lies like Elise Stefanik.

[dobleremolque]

17. These might be the cure......

[JHB]

18. Sending...

[Bumbles]

20. I grew up in the district she represents. My father ran for her seat long before she was a glimmer in her parents' eyes

My father, a loyal Democrat in an even redder district back then, lost by a couple of percentage points. Passing her campaign office on the main street of my home town, causes palpable nausea. To send her on her way, I'm donating thoughts and prayers wrapped in ribbons and bedecked with flowers, since when they go low, we go high. Bon voyage, missy.

[niyad]

21. I offer my thoughts and prayers for more than simply her grift. .errrr, career.

[Picaro]

25. Her demise has my utmost support

[Clouds Passing]

26. Thoughts and Prayers

[Oopsie Daisy]

30. For just the price of one cup of coffee per day...

... I could buy for myself one cup of coffee per day.

[Martin Eden]

31. I'm afraid Jim Morrison was correct.

You CANNOT petition the lord with PRAYER !!!

But if Karma is a real thing, Cosmic Justice may be done upon her.

[H2O Man]

33. Jim died 54

years ago today. However, I've read a couple things claiming he is living in Syracuse, NY, working as a janitor. Poor guy should be old enough to retire!

Per petitioning -- I think the proof he was right is living in the White House, despite millions of prayers.

[Martin Eden]

35. Per Karma --

If it truly is a thing, it sure as heck ain't Instant (with apologies to John Lennon).

Didn't know today was the anniversary of Jim's passing, thanks.

I'm younger than you (born 1957), but many people who've made lasting impressions in my life have left this Earth far too soon.

While others who add nothing but poison stick around far too long.

[electric_blue68]

32. Especially as a NYS'r (in NYC), but have visited a lot of NYS as a kid, tween, teen); I offer my thots & prayers

[Joinfortmill]

36. I did with a loud, 'Amen'.