Mike Johnson

[Chasstev365]

I wish someone, anyone, would ask Johnson on camera, "Mr. Speaker: why do.you always have that fucking smirk on.your face when you lie to the American people."

Personally, I'd like to wipe that smirk off his smug, fake Jesus loving face.

[pwb]

1. Smiling while lying is a puke thing.

The freaks on trumps cabinet do it all the time. Yep.

[Omnipresent]

2. The guy is nothing but a breathing, walking, hypocritic, that somehow justifies...

His hatred for disadvantaged people as some sort of loophole around the teachings of Jesus.

[WmChris]

3. Jesus screen he hides behind.

His actions do not convey a vision of a devout Christian more that of a dedicated heartless corporate minion.

[Bettie]

4. "Jesus Loving"....

if the character of Jesus as portrayed in Johnson's holy book were to appear today, he'd be in Alligator Auschwitz in a few seconds and sent off for torture a few days later.

[Chasstev365]

5. Spot On!

If Jesus came back, Republicans would crucify him for being a woke, socialist "anti-Christian. * Think of the irony of that.

[valleyrogue]

6. I literally hate that guy.

He is such a sanctimonious fraud, it is sickening.

I can tolerate Trump compared to that piece of shit.

[Emile]

7. As much as that SOB lies, he must pray for forgiveness every 5 minutes.

[dalton99a]

8. Democrats severely underestimated that snake.

[Aviation Pro]

9. I hope swole Jesus returns

And punches the jaw off that smirking shitbag.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

10. The same goes for Mitch McConnell and TACO Don.

It was Marc Antony in Act III, Scene 2 of Julius Caesar when he says as part of his soliloquy, "The evil men do lives long after them. The good is oft interred with their bones."

There is NO good in the bones of either TACO Don, Mike Johnson, or Mitch McConnell. Their evil will live long after they are gone, for that is all they were known for.

[NoMoreRepugs]

11. He's a back bencher caught in the spotlight of Trumpism - his downfall will be glorious.

[Warpy]

12. He's a marshmallow and he knows it

He sold out years ago because selling out was the "smart" thing to do and now he's risen way beyond his wildest dreams. The smirk is partially for that and partially a defense mechanism because he knows the stakes have never been higher and his boss's approval can whip around to rage at any second. He thinks he's radiating strength and contro.. He's not. He's a marshmallow.

[Seinan Sensei]

13. For my money, no one outsmirks Scott Bessent

Secretary of the Treasury

[BonnieJW]

15. Mahmet Oz out smirks everyone

[rubbersole]

21. Rick Scott was smirking in his Medicare fraud deposition..

...perfected it as governor and now it just looks like a back alley botox mistake on a meth addict.

[JohnnyRingo]

14. Now that you mention it....

... he does indeed have that snide look on his face when confronted or when he's selling something.

[paleotn]

16. Because he loves all the fascist shit that's going down.

He thinks he's finally going to get to shove his bullshit down our throats by force if necessary. He's a Xian nationalist. That's how they roll.

[Paladin]

17. Best depiction of Mike Johnson EVER:

On Facebook today, a photo of him with the caption: "Mike Johnson. Because Trump's balls won't lick themselves."

[usregimechange]

18. He loves the name of Jesus and what he gets from using it.

[Buckeyeblue]

19. Like Republican Speakers before him, his fall will be swift and hard

[travelingthrulife]

20. I wish one would ask him why, as a self-professed Christian, he does not follow

Jesus' teachings or the ten commandments?

[rubbersole]

23. Because if Moses 'wrote' the ten commandments he can ignore the ten commandments...

..in jesus name we prey - on everyone.

[Borogove]

22. Like so many faux Christians, he probably gets off on the sadistic cruelty.

[hlthe2b]

24. While he is no Christian and certainly not Catholic, I'd love to be a fly on the wall to see him in a room

being confronted by Pope Leo... No arcane non-English (as first language)-speaking Pope, but from Chicago, who has undoubtedly "seen it all."

Honestly? I think little fake Mikey would disappear into the floorboards or melt into the marble.

[drmeow]

25. Because he is

a sadist and causing people pain brings him orgasmic levels of joy.

[La Coliniere]

26. His voice and visage make my skin crawl.

He’s the fakest of fake Christians, full of himself for telling lies in the service of his disgusting and amoral “conservative” agenda. That’s how these christofascists think; they justify their lies because they believe the end justifies the means.

[rickyhall]

27. Smiling faces tell lies.