Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Incinerated by a big, beautiful fireworks display in his honor?

Shot by Aaron Burr?

With little effort
The last of his brains squeezed out
Dead on his toilet?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[ZDU]

1. Not soon enough

[malaise]

2. No but

he will be responsible for the deaths of many in that Florida “swampcentration” camp

[milestogo]

3. I was worried about you

so I started the post.

[Orrex]

10. Thanks for being there!

I slept in a little on this somber day.

[milestogo]

11. ...

[no_hypocrisy]

4. The theatrical device of Deus ex machina

Deus ex machina, Latin for "god from the machine," is a plot device where a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly and unexpectedly resolved by an unlikely occurrence, often involving divine intervention or a miraculous event. It's a literary and dramatic technique, frequently used in ancient Greek and Roman drama, where a god would be lowered onto the stage by a crane (the "machine" ) to resolve the conflict.

Engine malfunction on Air Force One.
Errant golf shot hits head
Dies of fright when Ivana's ghost confronts him at Bedminster
Diet Coke -- Down the wrong pipe

Add yours

[Ocelot II]

26. I'm still going with alligators.

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Add that to my list!

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[bdamomma]

6. Is he playing golf?

today and got hit by a golf ball??? even his fucking family wants nothing to do with him, only for grifting purposes.

[surfered]

7. Devoured by SNL's land shark. Candygram!

[jls4561]

8. Saboteur in WH changes all TV channels in White House to PBS.

Deprived of his usual diet of hatred, anger and lies and unable to consume facts, culture and science,
Fatass45 begins to waste away. After three days all that is left is a pile of orange goo, which house elf
Walt Nauta dutifully sweeps up and puts into a jar.

[SheltieLover]

9. Accidently hit by bomb from flyover during big disgusting rape bill signing?

[hlthe2b]

12. "Quick: Sub in the orange, bloated, menace!" (and the defective glass)

[republianmushroom]

13. Not yet, huh.

The fourth of July would be a fitting day, Lord, and the day is not over. Think about it Lord.

[hot2na]

14. Disemboweled...

Disemboweled while sitting on the air force one shitter and flushing.

[mountain grammy]

15. Well he looks dead, so hope springs eternal.

[Seinan Sensei]

17. Maybe someone will mistake that long-ass tie

for a firecracker fuse
And light it

…….🧨
BOOM!

[SheltieLover]

21. He sure does look like a corpse!

Soon, I hope!

[GopherGal]

24. In my (fortunately) quite limited experience....

funeral directors do a much better job with the make-up than what i have seen in any pictures of TSF.

Meanwhile, I try as much as possible to avoid seeing what he looks like lately.

[SheltieLover]

25. I couldn't agree more on both counts!

Fucking vliwn makeup.

On a fugly mug!

[Gimpyknee]

16. Another haiku for you:

Silence, a good friend
when you anger wants to speak
with venomous hate

[niyad]

19. As has been pointed out before, your posts' attempts to assert moral

superiority have ceased to be amusing, and have, instead, become tedious and boring. One is no longer even inclined to pity what is, evidently, such an empty life. But do feel free to continue these sad contributions.

[SheltieLover]

20. Agreed!

[niyad]

28. And perhaps you could learn the difference between haiku and senryu.

[SheltieLover]

29. And I thought nobody else noticed...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. When will we be rid of trump?

[GaYellowDawg]

22. NO

AND I FEEL LIKE THAT GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKER WILL LIVE TO 200.

[ShazzieB]

23. No, but I had a brief moment of hope the other day.

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I was watching a Luke Beasley video (link below), in which Luke said he'd learned that Schlump had been calling Republicans in Congress who were known to be, shall we say, unenthused about voting for the Big Hideous Bill, and literally screaming and cursing at them because he was so angry. For just a split second there, my heart was warmed by the thought of him screaming himself into a stroke. The moment was all too fleeting, of course. *SIGH*

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