Why is Costume Gnome in Texas

[malaise]

Doesn’t she have concentration camps to visit?

[Ocelot II]

1. The flooding is bound to stir up some immigrants

so ICE will be ready to pull them out of the water and deport them to El Salvador.

[PatSeg]

31. My god, that is my first reaction as well

These people are absolute monsters.

[malaise]

40. May have more to do with this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220463061

[tanyev]

2. Please tell me she's not wearing a Baywatch lifeguard costume.

[malaise]

4. Damn you made me laugh

Maybe she’ll arrest the water for crossing the border.

[Irish_Dem]

7. No, but full make-up, hair extensions, expensive jewelry, hat (can't read the emblem on it.)

Another publicity stunt.

[Volaris]

11. Shes down there to blame the flood deaths on the immagrants...

It's cause the jooz control the weather, and making it hotter in Mexico is how they're gonna force more migration for the ChiCom great replacement.

I know this is true cause Alex said it on the internet.

[Irish_Dem]

12. I thought she was going to blame it on Joe Biden and the Dems.

[Volaris]

13. Thats the same as the jooz. Jeez, dont u listen to Alex?

[malaise]

26. ROFL

😂

[highplainsdem]

20. I saw something on social media about her blaming Biden for "ancient" systems that Trump will update.

[Irish_Dem]

37. Yes Trump had to destroy the US govt to fix it.

She says all of this with a straight face.

[kkmarie]

18. Don't forget to

Also blame President Biden

[Grim Chieftain]

14. She was probably going for the wet t-shirt look.

[Irish_Dem]

15. She does love the disaster porn look.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Because FEMA is NOT coming to Texas

[PatSeg]

33. "Photo shoot Barbie"

Maybe Melania could loan Kristi her "I really don't care" jacket.

[wcmagumba]

5. Yup...

[walkingman]

6. I thought Orange Jesus said he was pushing FEMA responsibilities to the States - I guess Blue States only?

[Irish_Dem]

8. Hopefully she can steal some alligators floating around.

[malaise]

9. Better yet

They steal and peel her😀

[Irish_Dem]

10. She is full of toxic materials. Gators better watch out.

Fake hair, fake boobs, fake teeth, penalty of botox and weight loss drugs.

[Vogon_Glory]

22. She'll have to settle for Cottonmouths

There aren’t many (if any gators in the Guadalupe River.

[malaise]

24. We know

Sadly

[Irish_Dem]

38. Too bad, with death flooding, the river makes a perfect concentration camp site.

[Silent Type]

16. Making sure no one missing a paper or two is involved in the rescue searches. She'll detain them.

[surfered]

17. Probably searching for another terrible location for a concentration camp

[malaise]

28. You win the thread

Rec 😀

[BidenRocks]

19. You're doing a heck of a job, Kristi.

Every disaster needs a disastrous response.
Mission Accomplished.
Maybe a little more blame would help!

[Hugin]

21. The simple answer... There's cameras. n/t

[haele]

27. If there's a camera nearby, she'll break a heel getting to it..

Or run over your prone body in them after you've been pushed down out of her way by her goon squad - I mean "professional protection".

[Hugin]

32. Oh, that visual...

Lewandowski's meat puppet scrambling from lens to lens.

Oh, wait... Fox news says they're distanced now.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/kristi-noem-severs-ties-corey-lewandowski-sex-misconduct-allegations?msockid=086d0981f51169fa0a4f1f8df4c86873

[malaise]

36. Not so fast - he was visibly present when her thugs went after Senator Padilla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumpworld-troublemaker-corey-lewandowski-spotted-amid-ice-barbie-kristi-noems-security-drama/

[Bettie]

23. Attention is being paid to the missing children

everyone is supposed to be looking at HER!

[dalton99a]

25. +1. Just an attention whore, like her boss

[malaise]

39. From last year

https://southdakotasearchlight.com/2024/06/27/flood-washes-away-noems-false-veneer-of-leadership/

Severe weather brought a deluge to southeast South Dakota recently and exposed Gov. Kristi Noem’s faults.

While the rain fell, she abandoned the state for a political conference and television interview.

When catastrophic floodwaters surged toward McCook Lake, her cursory appearance there — along with her lackluster crisis communications and departure for an out-of-state political fundraiser — left people without adequate warning about the danger they faced.

And after declining to use the National Guard for the flood preparations or response, Noem said activating the Guard would be “extremely expensive” and asserted troops should only be used in a “very crisis situation.” This from a governor who has ordered troops to the Texas-Mexico border three times, and paid for it with money from the state’s Emergency and Disaster Fund.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/12/us/politics/noem-south-dakota-flood-homeland-security.html

[PikaBlue]

29. I've heard that

Texas has a whorehouse in it. Of course, the two may be completely unrelated.

[malaise]

30. Oh my!

😀

[Strelnikov_]

34. Lot of cowboy hats cosplaying emergency management

Like at Uvalde.

Does not want to be upstaged.

[Laffy Kat]

35. Because that's where the cameras are. nt

[GoCubsGo]

41. Trying to make it look like she and her asshole boss care.

There's a concentration of cultists there, and they don't want to lose any of them. Especially not now, when his poll numbers are in a nosedive.