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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Borowitz Report-Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
— Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) 2025-07-07T12:03:16.655Z
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-favor-work-requirements
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Millions of Americans support the imposition of work requirements for billionaires receiving massive tax cuts, a new poll released on Monday indicates.
In the words of one poll respondent, With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.
According to the poll, an overwhelming number of Americans believe that, in order to receive their benefits, billionaires should collect trash along the highway or clean public toilets.
The broadest majority of respondents strongly agreed with the statement, They should pick all the fruit and vegetables that used to be picked by migrants.
In the words of one poll respondent, With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.
According to the poll, an overwhelming number of Americans believe that, in order to receive their benefits, billionaires should collect trash along the highway or clean public toilets.
The broadest majority of respondents strongly agreed with the statement, They should pick all the fruit and vegetables that used to be picked by migrants.
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The Borowitz Report-Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
Jul 2025
OP
I am not paying for their injuries (sunstroke, snake bites, etc.) they get while working.
efhmc
Jul 2025
#1
"With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied."
PatSeg
Jul 2025
#5
I agree 100% but they could still make TFG sharpen pencils all day for kids.....
KY_EnviroGuy
Jul 2025
#6
efhmc
(16,998 posts)1. I am not paying for their injuries (sunstroke, snake bites, etc.) they get while working.
Wounded Bear
(64,655 posts)2. That would be a refreshing change...nt
Bernardo de La Paz
(60,320 posts)3. I endorse this plan. . . . nt
markie
(24,067 posts)4. yes
PatSeg
(53,567 posts)5. "With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied."
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,796 posts)6. I agree 100% but they could still make TFG sharpen pencils all day for kids.....
in grade schools in poor neighborhoods in DC.........
I mean, kids in rich districts can afford pre-sharpened pencils...........
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(137,517 posts)7. Cheating at golf and getting away with it is hard work
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