Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Pummeled to death by hailstorm not predicted by a gutted NWS?

Mysteriously vanished from Bondi's desk, along with Epstein's client list?

Fatally undermined by Hollywood's "Jewish executives," according to Grok?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. Mysteriously vanished from Bondi's desk, along with Epstein's client list?

😂😂

[SheltieLover]

4. ...

[sheshe2]

63. I just posted this below.

— Estel Cooper (@estel62.bsky.social) 2025-07-08T00:01:16.439Z

[Joinfortmill]

58. Ha!

[Celerity]

2. it cannot happen soon enough

[SheltieLover]

3. Ripped to shreds by grief stricken parents of kids murdered by NWS cuts & state's failure to warn?

Struck by lightening while pontificating his hundred billionth lie in just under 6 mos?

Touring TX flood devastation, mistaken for a liburl walking zombie & targeted by magat?

Pummelled by furious TX citizens, shocked at realization repukes can't govern & don't care about consequences.

Realizing his fugly face could make him the poster child for birth control & abortion, rabid pro-life magats -- true to hypocritical form -- shoved him out a window at a prayer meeting?

[niyad]

6. All of the above, all at once.

[SheltieLover]

12. Best idea on any of these threads! All at once in the here and now!

[malaise]

17. Bwaaaah

😂😂

[SheltieLover]

24. Glad you got a chuckle, Malaise!

[Dulcinea]

33. You win the thread! nt

[SheltieLover]

34. Why, ty, Dulcinea!

When the slob goes down for the count, we all win! The whole world, minus kremlin, NK, & China.

Hold the vision...

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

If only the hail had gotten him, instead of our garden!

[SheltieLover]

7. If only the hail had gotten him instead of anything/one else!

Sorry to hear your garden suffered hail damage.

[niyad]

11. You are, of course, absolutely correct.

I think the garden can be salvaged. We still have about three months in our normal growing season. Fingers crossed.

[SheltieLover]

15. 3 more mos of kraznov, or 3 more mos till you pop your bubbly even if the slob is still wasting oxygen?

[niyad]

16. Aah, should have made it clear. .three more months in our growing season.

[SheltieLover]

26. I hope it can be salvaged, too!

[58Sunliner]

8. Maybe the twilight zone can intersect with the client list.

[dlilafae]

9. Lifeless at the end of a skewer

Amidst the people's revolution? We pay for the government, yet we lack meaningful representation. Why are we doing that?

[EYESORE 9001]

10. Butterfat-related incident?

Third scoop, perhaps?

[niyad]

14. Snicker

[SheltieLover]

27. 3rd Big Mac?

[malaise]

13. No

but his tariff extortion letters should twist him into permanent paralysis

[hlthe2b]

18. "Maybe time to consult the Vet..."

[AllaN01Bear]

19. my internal personal alarms keep going off with the epstien thing. i say frak on the trumps fbi

[AllaN01Bear]

20. your second paragaph.

Mysteriously vanished from Bondi's desk, along with Epstein's client list?

[RainCaster]

21. Somebody took the fatwah seriously

Somebody decided that they wanted to earn 39 virgins in the afterlife.

[Warpy]

22. Inspecting the big, beautiful concrete slab over the R9se Garden

and pecked to death by angry crows who had relied on grubs in the lawn to feed their young.

One of the trusted Russian lackeys in the Oval Office slips a little Novichok into the secret sauce in his hamburger. He foams at the mouth, but nobody thinks that's new or different about that, so he keels over beyond help.

Gets beaned by a ball on the links at Mara Lardo, falls into a water hazard, and an alligator eats him.

[malaise]

60. Love it

😀

[Gimpyknee]

23. I prefer what Clarence Darrow said

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with pleasure.

[niyad]

39. Since your posts seem to find these threads so morally inferior to your own exalted

code, one wonders that you continue associating with us. But then, I suppose even the morally superior enjoy descending into the morass for our amusement.

[SheltieLover]

40. ...

[Orrex]

44. Some are more ass than others, in fact.

[niyad]

45. Snicker!!!

[SheltieLover]

49. ...

[Orrex]

43. Tell Darrow to start posting, then.

And he never had to deal with Trump.

[Wicked Blue]

25. Choked while laughing himself sick

over Bondi's Epstein coverup

[3825-87867]

28. Force fed a couple six packs of beer...

then catheterized with 1/4 inch glass tube 12 inches long...
then use a hammer!

[Ocelot II]

29. Every morning I check the news to see whether I should run to the liquor store

before all the champagne is sold out. I am so ready for the Biggest Party Ever.

[SheltieLover]

30. You're in great company, my dear. The whole world (minus irrelevant ruskies) holds your dream!

[niyad]

46. Do what I am doing. .keeping a bottle chilled at the ready. I mean. . what if

the joyous news came at 3 in the morning? Not too many places have liquor stores open at 3 am.

[Ocelot II]

47. Good point.

But I'm afraid it would make me sad to see that bottle just sitting there unopened...

[niyad]

48. keep it tucked in the back, or under something.

And remember, you can chill it in less than an hour in the freezer!

[Ocelot II]

56. Next liquor store trip, maybe.

[SheltieLover]

50. But the celebration will be ongoing for a long time...

In fact, it might never end!

[niyad]

51. There is that!

[SheltieLover]

53. Everywhere but the irrelevant kremlin, NK, & China

[Moostache]

31. Nope. Still fucking things up like a child on methamphetamines. (n/t)

[republianmushroom]

32. Not yet, damn, but, we are getting closer. Signs are good.

trump is incoherent
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220465993

Trump's Insanity
Musings of a stable genius;

Donald Trump: “Doug Burgum, he was the great governor of North Carolina... He's the Secretary of Energy plus a lot of land.”

(Fact: Doug Burgum was never the governor of North Carolina and is not his Energy Secretary. I can’t explain the “lot of land” statement)

He’s demented.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

35. If yu charged money for this attraction, it would eliminate the national debt. I'd pay bigly to go.

Link to tweet

[niyad]

36. I will have the concession stand next to the line.

[SheltieLover]

38. ...

[SheltieLover]

37. I've been saying this for years...

[republianmushroom]

41. Yup.

Bury him beside Merrick th Meek.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

42. Decapitated by a wind turbine blade

[SheltieLover]

52. That's what he gets for tilting at windmills!

[Tribetime]

54. Struck by lightning while humping the new flagpole at the white house

[cilla4progress]

55. Sadly no

Only innocents in his wake (Texas et al).

[Joinfortmill]

57. Another day sooner and closer to dead.

[lapfog_1]

59. kidnapped by actual bankers incensed at being called shysters

and told to pay back all the loans from over the years... died of sudden total bankruptcy ( Putin wouldn't answer the phone ).

[Blue Full Moon]

61. Offensive warning

[sheshe2]

62. ...

— Estel Cooper (@estel62.bsky.social) 2025-07-08T00:01:16.439Z