Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Carpet bombed while inspecting a Humanitarian Transit Area in Gaza?

Accidentally drank the Kool-Aid meant for his ignorant kkkultists?

Overcome by joy at Netanyahu's nomination of him for the Nobel Prize?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pummeled by outraged magats for not ordering release of Epstein files to prove their hero is a true pedo rapist?

Died laughing when Bibi nominated him for Nobel Peace Prize?

Haunted by Ivana and fueled by his own lust for power (and couches), Beardo shoved the slob down a staircase he otherwise never used (just like Ivana!)?

Choked on a hamburder when he learned Ty Cobb referred to him as "worse than anyone in our history?" ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220467682 )

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. Drowned near Mierde A Lardo

A bunch of Greenpeace activists mistook him for a beached whale and hauled him out to deep water.

[niyad]

17. . . .

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

7. I can almost hear that cork fly

😀😀

[niyad]

14. And chilled Blue Nun for you!

[malaise]

19. Bwaaah

Good memory sis😀

[niyad]

21. Always!!!

[surfered]

32. What a celebration there will be.

[Blue Full Moon]

4. Anticipation

[malaise]

6. The planet may literally shake on that

glorious day😀

[malaise]

5. No but not receiving the Nobel prize despite

his vulgar and obsessive begging for one should finish him off

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220467627

[dreamland]

8. Slips, falls and kills himself running away

... from reporter questions he can't answer.

[Joinfortmill]

9. No, he's dismantling our country with every decaying breath he takes

[Gimpyknee]

10. Please God, make this nonsense stop.

[Orrex]

11. I'm a bastard for forcing you to read these threads every day

If only you had the power not to click on them.

If only.

[Torchlight]

12. I'll call this one an Unforced Error

Amen.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Nonsense, God. Get it.

[niyad]

16. Good one!

[malaise]

24. DONE

😂😂

[niyad]

15. You are saying that you are too weak to NOT open this thread without

divine assistance? That really is a sad commentary on your own essence, but it amuses us no end. Unless you actually see yourself as the comic foil? Hint: don't quit your day job.

[surfered]

33. Hope springs eternal

[malaise]

20. Agree

Make him stop breathing …pretty please with a cherry on top.

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Just skip the thread

Or put the poster on ignore.

[niyad]

23. But then the offended poster could not show us their devastating disdain

and disappoval.

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. I personally think the threads are hilarious

[niyad]

26. Yes, of course. I continue to be awed by the wit and wickedly clever

imaginations of those who post in these threads. But there are those who are, as a dear friend puts it, "humour-impaired". I pity them.

[SheltieLover]

28. People only look at what they like. I guess some cannot admit they aspire to others' creative genius?

[niyad]

29. Excellent points!

[SheltieLover]

30. Thx!

[surfered]

34. I admit I'm out of my league.

[SheltieLover]

39. No, you're not. LOL

You're in gread company here, Surfered! One of the pack.

[SheltieLover]

27. Hi Beagles - nice to see you again!

I agree, these threads are hilarious.

So many fine possibilities and fate only needs to pick one...just one.

[MustLoveBeagles]

40. If we don't have a sense of humor we are truly lost

[SheltieLover]

42. Absolutely true!!!

[Blue Owl]

18. Today would be a glorious day for a big beautiful coronary

[hlthe2b]

31. "No! Down! Again, wait for the orange bloated one with the long, long red tie!"

[SheltieLover]

44. Hahaha!

Good one!

[MustLoveBeagles]

45. Lol

[republianmushroom]

35. Not yet, damn, but, by the looks ,

it may not be to long from now. Hopefully.

[58Sunliner]

36. Mortality of stroke with dementia is 45.4% and without dementia is 13.8%.

There is hope.

[SheltieLover]

43. Thx for the encouraging news!

[58Sunliner]

46. You're welcome! Lol.

[surfered]

37. Tomorrow is Trump's self-imposed deadline on tariffs.

90 deals in 90 days! He stroked out thinking of a lie to cover up his failure as a deal maker.

[twodogsbarking]

38. I keep flushing the toilet but the turd just keeps circling the bowl.

[surfered]

41. Sometimes a little bathroom humor is appropriate. This is one of this times 🙏