Trump has the right to screw your wife.

[PCIntern]

Yes…he can do anything he wants. Shoot your dog…or you. He has the right to come into your home and take a shit in your kitchen. He has the right to empty your bank accounts and eliminate your pension. He has the right to do anything he wants to you, to anyone. He has said so and cannot be prosecuted.

Yep…and there’s nothing you can do about it.

But Hillary’s emails…
But Kamala’ ex-boyfriend was Willie Brown….

Fuck all of you who stayed home. I won’t even BEGIN to say what should happen to those who voted for him but believe me, it might get me suspended.

[dalton99a]

1. COMING SOON: Supreme Court confirms Trump's emergency power to reschedule mid-term elections.

[hadEnuf]

11. Of course.

Whenever we finally get out from under this Republican boot of fascism, the SCOTUS needs some serious work. Their devine-like power neêds to seriously be reigned in.

[speak easy]

16. COMING SOON: Supreme Court confirms Trump should have sex with 13 year olds.

[dalton99a]

18. "It's the president's God-given right," says House Speaker Johnson

[PJMcK]

32. Trump probably can't perform

He’s old, in terrible shape and his brain is mush. His body can barely stand or walk.

I doubt he’s had an erection in ten years.

I guess he can dream…

(snark)

[no_hypocrisy]

2. The War Lord

[DFW]

3. To SOME who voted for him, evil things are already beginning to happen

Nowhere near enough for a majority of them to start to believe in karma, but every week, we read about some new "but I didn't vote for him to do THAT to [insert family member here]."

As for screwing my wife, the chance that he will ever get withing striking range is more than remote. Even his voice on TV makes her skin crawl.

[leftieNanner]

5. If he came after me

Not gonna say what I was gonna say......

[milestogo]

25. Same here.

[sop]

4. Trump will sign his Prima Nocte EO any day now.

Prima Nocte, "right of the first night,' was a legal right in medieval Europe, allowing feudal lords to have sexual relations with any female subject, particularly on her wedding night.

[Cirsium]

21. A myth

Jus primae noctis or “right of the first night” ("prima nocta" in popular usage) almost certainly never existed.

[Iris]

23. Also a myth that he could even perform the act

[sop]

29. Trump got the idea while watching Mel Gibson's 'Braveheart.'

[BonnieJW]

31. It did exist

It's the reason Jewish women shaved their heads before marriage so the lord wouldn't find them attractive. Then they wore wigs for their husbands. Ultra orthodox Jews continue this practice.

[doc03]

6. Doesn't screwing your wife have to be in his job description?

[HighFired49]

28. Yes

Yes

[Justice matters.]

33. According to xtians:

Disgusting is not a strong-enough word...

[electric_blue68]

41. Hey, Brad...You ARE RANCID, Stinking Sewage, Bub!

[swong19104]

7. He may have the right,

but he no longer has the ability.

[pfitz59]

8. 'Divine rights of Kings.'

SCrOTUS made him King with the immunity ruling. He's taking it literally.

[ForgedCrank]

9. There are

times when I really wish google didn't scrape this site.
This shit is embarrassing and it damages our movement.

[Hornedfrog2000]

35. Its literally true

100%. So why have an issue with someone saying it?

[mcar]

10. Agree 100%

[DENVERPOPS]

12. He wouldn't be interested

in most of our wives............Dem women have brains, haven't gotten the pre-requisite silicone "Republican Rack", as well as massive amounts of plastic surgery, and LIPO...

............... AND......most of all............they like average sized or bigger cocks.....as well as men who also have a brain.........

[ShazzieB]

40. He def wouldn't be interested in me!

I'm 75 (almost as old as Schlump and therefore much too old for him).

Good news for both of us, because I wouldn't be able to tolerate being in the same room with him for more than 10 consecutive seconds. (Unless it was a REALLY big room and we were in opposite corners of it!)

[DENVERPOPS]

42. You can bet that his SS detail

recognizes they shouldn't let any unknowns anywhere near him........Even Trumphumpers due to the already many incidents by them........

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.............................................................

[WhiskeyGrinder]

13. this is weird

[dutch777]

14. Spineless people have a hard time screwing. Check the medical journals. Agree about those who didn't vote. Shame!

[Tribetime]

15. Well.If you would try that with my wife he would not be living anymore

my wife would kill him

[Bettie]

30. I'm old, I hear he like 'em young

and I'm bitey.

[Cheezoholic]

17. I don't think I can ever forgive the stay at home crowd. 2 hours of your life has probably cost the rest of us ours n/t

[purple_haze]

19. lol

wrong

[Orrex]

20. Pfft. Most Trump voters would pay to watch him screw their wives.

Not kink-shaming; if that's your thing, and if all parties are consenting, then I wish the greatest of enjoyment to you.

But if Trump is any part of the mix, then I reserve the right to be profoundly grossed out.

[slightlv]

22. Lately, I keep seeing this one piece of paper with just three letters

and an exclamation mark handed to trump... DIE! No explanation, no threat, just the admonition DIE!

[soldierant]

37. Wouldn't he just think

it said "DEI" and have a tantrum? Complete with ketchup?

[aggiesal]

24. He can have her! n/t

[MontanaMama]

27. Not this wife.

I’ll roundhouse kick him in the balls. Sorry not sorry.

[peggysue2]

34. Give it time

Someone will whisper in his ear about his right of primae noctis, the right of the first night by medieval lords and monarchs to bed newly-wed women. Or so the story goes.

Wouldn't be a great leap for an adjudicated rapist. Right up his alley.

[Dave Bowman]

38. First thing that crossed my mind when reading the OP.

[peggysue2]

39. Great minds and all that, Dave

LOL. But yes, it was my first thought as well. Not far-fetched either.

back.

[Figarosmom]

36. If he came into my home

I may end up dead, but you can bet he would be stone cold dead too.🪦

[H2O Man]

43. Recommended.