Ken Paxton wants "privacy" for his dick behavior.

[yellowcanine]

Good luck with that Kenny. You mean like the privacy you give pregnant women in Texas?

[Paladin]

1. I hope his ex-wife writes a tell-all BOOK about him.

Said book to serve as the basis for a juicy SCREENPLAY.

I got your "privacy," Paxton...

[rubbersole]

2. The Karma Fairy has landed on the Paxton household.

Way overdue. Hope when she finishes with the godly Christian AG she'll swing by the governor's mansion.

[irisblue]

3. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and wife announce divorce on 'biblical grounds'

source-https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/10/ken-paxton-divorce-00447521

Snip-Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and his wife Angela announced their divorce on Thursday, with his wife citing “biblical grounds” as cause for their split.

The divorce could complicate the effort by Paxton — who has previously overcome criminal charges and impeachment — to challenge Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) in one of the most closely-watched primary battles ahead of next year’s midterms.

Angela Paxton, who is also a state senator, wrote in a social media post that she filed for divorce from her husband after “recent discoveries” pushed her to end their marriage after 38 years. She did not specify what those discoveries were.

“Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds,” she wrote on X. “I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to remain in the marriage.”



So Kenny boy has a wandering penis?

[mopinko]

11. she already knew this. i suspect he has a boyfriend.

or a very young gf.

[yellowcanine]

20. Kenny has nicknamed his penis "The Wanderer"

[irisblue]

21. Curse you for that earworm!

1961 Dion & the Belmonts versiom

Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around.

[mgardener]

4. She is also implying he is not a good "christian".

I don't think it will make any difference to the voters, look who is sitting in the WH.
Mr. Adulterer and sex abuser.
Curtesy of Republicans and religious people.

[onenote]

6. "Biblical grounds" - Seventh Commandment - Adultery

If only Paxton had seen a copy of the ten commandments as part of his education.

Oh, wait: he attended Baylor University, a private, Baptist college where he was required to take religious classes.

[irisblue]

8. He is definitely not a good Christian

[mwmisses4289]

10. Many who claim to be "good christians", especially the men, usually are not.

[Wifes husband]

18. Especially the men?

[mwmisses4289]

19. Yes.

[WmChris]

5. An actual case

Of FAFO

[area51]

7. That, along with the "privacy" Paxton gives trans kids.

[kkmarie]

9. Is he on the Epstein client list?

[JohnnyRingo]

13. My money is on the NAMBLA list.

Because she's citing the bible, I'll bet it's the "marriage is between a man and a woman" thing.

[mountain grammy]

12. Pray

[travelingthrulife]

14. As much privacy as you give to pregnant women.

Wonder how many spawn abortions his mistresses have had.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Compare and contrast Ken Paxton's and Senator Paxton's reasons for this divorce

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

16. Thieving, lying piece of shit belongs in prison

[CTyankee]

17. "privacy for his dick behavior"

OMG that's funny!

[lostnfound]

22. I searched for Paxton and 'privacy', expecting abortion stories. Instead, praise from pro-GOP forces...

for advocating for tech privacy of some sort.
Ugh.