Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Blew a gasket upon learning he still has to pay $5 to E. Jean Carroll?

Quietly and politely shivved by Canadians over his 35% tariff?

Accidentally guillotined under mysterious circumstances?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. In a rare moment of self-awareness, humiliated to death by professional clowns' rejection? (Link below)

(https://www.democraticunderground.com/132280789 )

Buried alive under avalanche of paperwork from lawsuits?

Pummeled by Medicare recipients over $5B gift to big pharma in big, fugly bill? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220476075 )

Trampled in stampeed of frantic Nike marathon runners attempting to buy shoes before slob's tariffs take effect? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220476091 )

Every time I see story titled "*rump suffered...," my heart skips a hopeful beat, but sadly not yet...

[Orrex]

4. Good ones!

[SheltieLover]

6. Wait till you see tomorrows offerings.

Muses didn't come with an off switch...

And a way of potentially increasing the odds of success, kind of like when it never rains while one is carrying an umbrella...

Back to writing...

Ty for this delightful thread!

[malaise]

16. Nice

Rec 😀

[SheltieLover]

32. Thx!

[surfered]

21. You're on fire!

[SheltieLover]

33. Haha!

Tgx but not me. My muses.

[hlthe2b]

42. "Stampeding Nike runners"... as I sit here trying to prioritize what major "Tariff-susceptible" items to

try to buy NOW--anticipating a long 3 1/2 years remaining. My old iPad? Yeah or no? Other items? My car is limping along, but that one is going to have to be "wing & prayer..."

So, that one really hits home! LOL

[SheltieLover]

43. I've bn doing the same thing

Lots of extra car parts just in case &, sadly, many have bn backordered for weeks already. My house is filled with tp & non perishables...

I hate the slob more than words can say.

If you need new shoes, today is the last day of prime days, not that I advocate using amazon, but they are offering some substantial savings.

[electric_blue68]

45. BWAH!...

"Trampled in stampeed of frantic Nike marathon runners attempting to buy shoes before slob's tariffs take effect?"

Perhaps bc I'm a NYC'r who decades back went near the Southwest corner entrance to Central Park to see the Marathon'rs enter; I find this especially funny!

[SheltieLover]

46. Lol

Glad you got a chuckle!

[electric_blue68]

47. 🙌

[SheltieLover]

48. ...

👍

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

3. 👠👠👠👠👠

Wearing out the shoe leather here tapping my foot.

I'm not being impatient, am I?

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

17. Not impatient at all!!!

[SheltieLover]

34. Ty!

[malaise]

18. Well he could fall off

his high heel shoes😀

[SheltieLover]

35. Good one!

[surfered]

25. Ours is cold enough already.

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Saw the new Superman movie

and had a tantrum over how “woke” is was causing a heart attack.

[BWdem4life]

7. Inhaled too many sharpie fumes while crossing himself off Epstein lists?

[SheltieLover]

36. A very distinct possibility!

[NNadir]

8. Died from relying on useless homeopathic syphillis treatments recommended by RFK Jr.?

[Omnipresent]

28. RFK jr. Can cure whatever ails him...

Or not!!

[NNadir]

29. With RFK Jr. working as his physician we can all hope for the positive outcome Orrex's daily posts anticipate.

[underpants]

9. No but he's dumb as a post

[malaise]

19. Dumber

A post holds up something 😀

[niyad]

20. !!!

[SheltieLover]

37. And he is worse than useless!

[RainCaster]

22. Post turtle

Look it up. The phrase started with Baby Bush. Very appropriate for TSF.

[underpants]

27. 👍

[58Sunliner]

10. My dream has not come true, yet.

[malaise]

11. No but his lack of filter mixed with his blissful ignorance

is mind-effin blowing

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cdxl4gknwgno

[SheltieLover]

38. International disgrace!

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[mountain grammy]

12. No but he's going to Texas today

[twodogsbarking]

14. Riding in a Lincoln convertible?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Hurry up already. I'm ready for the party of a lifetime.

It will be the greatest party ever. Party experts will be amazed at the size saying the planet has never seen such a party. Everyone will be saying how great a party it is.

[PunkinPi]

15. .

[SheltieLover]

39. ...

[surfered]

23. Died when his motorcade collided with a Tsco Truck

Luckily, it was the only fatality. The driver of the truck reports no tacos were damaged in the collision.

[RainCaster]

24. Someone is claiming the fatwah?

Somebody wants those 79 virgins.

[C_U_L8R]

26. Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

... Ben Franklin

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. A good number of people are waiting for this event

[CaptainTruth]

31. Today's meme

[republianmushroom]

40. Not yet, damn, wasted a good night for it.

Lets get-ter done Lord don't care how. Just get it done.

[hlthe2b]

41. "No? Shocked, Surprised, HORRIFIED!"

[SheltieLover]

44. Poor kitty feels like we all do.