Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out in panic over MAGAts finding out he's on Epstein's list?

Stroked out in panic over Rosie O'Donnell calling him out for being on Epstein's list?

Stroked out in panic after AOC mocked him for being on Epstein's list?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Watched "A League of Their Own"

and choked on popcorn when Rosie O’Donnell appeared.

[malaise]

2. Choked to death after watching Epstein's brother

discuss the murder
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220480758

[dalton99a]

3. Does King Joffrey drink anything else beside Diet Coke in a can?

[niyad]

8. I had no idea who King Joffrey was, so I just looked him up. The wiki

paragraph on his character description was depressingly accurate.

[SheltieLover]

4. President Miller served tea...

Whiplash from doing the TACO thing.

Pummeled by angry Texans suffering flood damage at the hands of greedy repukes & without FEMA's help?

Bled out after whisteblowers made ears bleed?

Mistaken for a rogue, mangey yak having a bad hair day, detained by wildlife patrol & euthanized, effectively putting him out of our misery?

Demonstrating aggressive behavior & emitting unintelligible noises, euthanized to protect the public from rabid unknown creature?

Blew a gasket over being denied opportinity to address UK Parliment, because he ""does not respect democracy," after Macron did! And no visit to Buckingham or royal carriage ride for slobby either. Brits prob didn't want to have to destench their carriage or their palace. And these snubs from a country with a real king!!! Catsup tantrum incoming... ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220477515#post3 )

Caught in cat fight between crazy eyes, barbie, & bonghead? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132280843 )

Catsup supplier out of stock?

Sooooo frustrated with so much winning?

[surfered]

11. Well done!

[SheltieLover]

18. Ty! This is 2 days worth.

For some reason unbeknownst to me, DU only offers "translate" option when trying to paste text. Has to be DU, because this is site specific...

[niyad]

16. Truly impressive.

[SheltieLover]

19. No off switch on the muses...

If I'd kept tapping away, they likely would've kept churning out ideas all day...

Just glad the paste function is working on DU today!

[niyad]

22. One must honour one's muses!

[SheltieLover]

24. Well, yes, but one musn't take over the most popular thread on DU either

[malaise]

25. Any one will do

😀😀

[SheltieLover]

26. I agree, Malaise!

We only need 1...

[hlthe2b]

5. "Come closer, my love!"

"You look like you need a hug..."

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaah

The snake meets the snake😀

[SheltieLover]

9. Wahaha!

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. So unfair...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

13. It certainly is!!

[SheltieLover]

20. Soooon. And I don't mean Biblically "soon!"

Rfn!

[Hugin]

33. Not geologically soon, either.

We’re wanting vinegar meets baking soda soon!

[SheltieLover]

34. Precisely!

[Dulcinea]

49. "...But you're older /Shorter of breath

And one day closer to death..." --Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Brainfodder]

10. DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!

[surfered]

14. Make America Great Again

[2MuchNoise]

15. Burned his own maga hat but forgot to take it off first.

[niyad]

17. Snicker!!!

[SheltieLover]

21. That would be a sight to behold!

[malaise]

27. Hehehehe

😂😂🧒

[SheltieLover]

23. Magats torched slob's hat, yak fuzz melted and, well, imagine...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220481276

[Ocelot II]

28. I ask that question not daily, but hourly.

Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.

Damn.

Maybe in two weeks, since that seems to be the standard Trumpian time frame?

[SheltieLover]

30. I literally checked numerous times per day during the 1st 4 yr

Illegal occupation.

Now, it's become an obsession. 😓

[Blue Owl]

51. And for me, it's always in the voice of Bart Simpson

[SheltieLover]

53. ...

[AllaN01Bear]

46. i want to do my victory dane when he croaks.

[MiHale]

29. MAGA guy set Red Hat on fire...

Trump never took it off.

Oh well

[SheltieLover]

32. Hahaha!

[MiHale]

35. Hey, SheltieLover...

[SheltieLover]

37. Hi MiHale

[et tu]

31. even if he died

several years ago on epstein's island-
it wouldn't have been soon enough!

[Wicked Blue]

36. Frightened into a fatal stroke by the ghost of Epstein looming over him

[58Sunliner]

38. Torched by a laser from the iron dome defense?

[Sneederbunk]

39. Chokes on Epstein files he has been eating.

[Joinfortmill]

43. Ha!

[Marthe48]

40. Slow acting poison on the maxi pad

It wasn't close to any vital organ, so it took awhile to take affect.

[republianmushroom]

41. The bad news, not last night, damn, the good news

the day is still young and we are a day closer.

[Joinfortmill]

42. No, sigh.

[Gordcanuck]

44. Not yet, but he

now fears the enemy from within.

[txwhitedove]

45. I....er, someone strapped him on an innertube to shove him in middle of Guadalupe River during

a tropical storm. Fans threw beer cans at him from shore.

[AllaN01Bear]

47. he wants to deport rosie . good luck and i will sing the ding dong song.

to add ,, when he croaks

[niyad]

50. Please do not insult witches that way. He has nothing to do with the

Craft of the Wise.

[irisblue]

48. The BBC & Al Jezera has not announced it today. So I guess not as of 11:46 eastern US time

[SheltieLover]

54. To quote Piglet: "Fuck."

[Blue Owl]

52. Stack of heavy Epstein file boxes tipped over on him in the Mag a Lardo bathroom