Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ruptured bowel from Justice Roberts stuffing his own head even farther up there?

Beheaded by malfunctioning guillotine during Bastille Day celebration?

Died from lingering "wounds," one year to the day after getting "shot?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Epstein being his kryptonite, he shrivles & dies?

Shoved off the edge of the flat earth by magats angry about epstein files?

Crushed by huge soccer trophy?

Stroked out from being haunted by epstein?

Death ny a thousand cuts: tearing families apart, alligator auschwitz, economy, epstein, etc., etc., etc.

Flipped his yak fuzz being booed off the FIFA jumbotron? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281133 )

Another day closer, folks!



On edit: slob was booed off screen.

[Hugin]

5. All I have for today is...

Studio Fifty-four something something.

:/

[SheltieLover]

7. Lol

[MiHale]

2. Napped during spray tan session...got too dark...

ICE sent him to EVERGLADES CONCENTRATION CAMP…alligator did the rest.

[GopherGal]

34. Go, Gator, Go!

I'll go buy a pallet of TUMs for after.

[MiHale]

40. 👍...

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. We'll all be like Lucy on that glorious day

[niyad]

23. Absolutely NOT!!! There is no way that I will waste one precious drop

of my bubbly!

[surfered]

37. I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a bottle of bubbly today.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Overdue like a library book.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Cut that tag off the mattress.

Early cah in of his CD.

[hlthe2b]

6. "But... Mama told me Monday for sure!"

[bdamomma]

44. Aww..

what a face!!

[surfered]

8. The ghost of Alfred Nobel returned from the dead with dynamite to blow him up...

…preventing him from ever being awarded the Peace Prize

[niyad]

25. !!!

[malaise]

35. Nice

on many levels😀

[AllaN01Bear]

9. my count doun clock is running.

[DoBW]

10. symptoms grow worse

The other day people speculated that Trump was wearing a catheter and someone speculated today that one of his hands was swollen and bruised but covered with makeup indicative of having had a cannula inserted...please give me the juice that he is physically unwell and not just in his head

— (@johjoh51.bsky.social) 2025-06-19T15:38:57.181Z

Trump health goes VIRAL over swollen, bruised hands - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tfZ...
#TrumpHealthBreakdown

— Todd D (@toddd34.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T02:46:27.643Z

[orleans]

33. swollen hands from lashing out & trying to put holes in the walls (i'm guessing)

perhaps this epstein shit will finally be the end of trump

[bdamomma]

45. Epstein

and tRump were tight, of course he put a hit on him.

[Joinfortmill]

11. No, but another day closer and deeper in poop.

[BigmanPigman]

12. Seriously, that is the 1st thought every day

before I read or hear anything. It's about 5 seconds of hope. I keep hoping. I keep hoping REALLY, REALLY bad things.

[malaise]

14. No but he'd better hope soon to be Dexter doesn't flood out his base

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&basin=atlc&fdays=7

[surfered]

15. This is how I feel trying to come up with new ideas of his demise

[SheltieLover]

28. Awwww...

[txwhitedove]

17. On visit to Texas, he stumbled into a neighborhood birthday party but happy partiers mistook

him for the Piñata. Oops.

[malaise]

22. Bwaaaaaaah

[txwhitedove]

39. I have wanted a Rump pinata since his 1st election when we saw them on drive to Austin!

[SheltieLover]

29. Hahaha!

Good one!

[Brainfodder]

18. One last pocket pool session before lunch he thinks, and there he is found mushroom in hand, expired.

I do wonder why we don't have any videos of him throwing ketchup bottles and other tirades?
Yet LEAKAMATIC on other things, important things.
Only way to get messages fast enough to Vlad or out come the videos?

[IronLionZion]

19. Disappeared just like the client list

If Epstein really was involved with some shadowy intel stuff, they wouldn't appreciate the attention they are getting on this.

[Wicked Blue]

20. Zapped by imaginary New Jersey lightning

during an imaginary New Jersey thunderstorm

[Moostache]

21. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

And sadly, as of 10:30 AM CDT on 14Jul2025, it still wastes oxygen...

Someday, some blessed and forever revered day, the news will ring out to all corners - Ding Dong the Douche is Dead!

[republianmushroom]

26. Not yesterday or last night, how about today, Lord, it is still young ?

Really don't care how, just when, and when is now, Lord.

[Ocelot II]

27. Which brings me back to my original question: WHY THE HELL NOT?

Why, God, why? Surely You could make more locusts, flies, frogs, boils and rivers of blood to inflict upon us! Why this?

[crud]

30. died from gold spray paint fumes

while sitting in the Oval Office.

[calimary]

36. Indeed!

I was just noticing all the gawdy “gold” decor all over the walls and surrounding what looks like a fireplace. And the “gold”-upholstered chairs, and the abnormally large paintings in “gold” frames.

Okay! Okay! I get what you’re desperately trying to shove down our throats, donald. You’re just waiting for the crown and scepter at this point.

[Gordcanuck]

31. Certainly not until

he has pardoned Ghislane Maxwell, the only eyewitness to a lot of the Epstein saga. The whole scandal will fade as Bondi closes up the case. Then he might hang’em up and check out, citing a recurrence of bone spurs, leaving others to clean up the rest of his disastrous “presidency”.

[TBF]

32. His orange head may literally explode

if we all yell "Epstein" at once

[Joinfortmill]

38. No, goddmmit, but I'm praying.

[Blue Owl]

41. Self-inflicted DEATH BLOW

And knowing how incompetent he is, he botched it so it will be EXTRA PAINFUL

[NNadir]

42. Had a stroke when visited by Epstein's ghost of perversions past?

Last edited Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:01 AM - Edit history (1)

[LetMyPeopleVote]

43. I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻

Link to tweet