Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

"Disappeared" by Chelsea after the World Cup Trophy presentation?

Suicide after visiting Ghislaine Maxwell while cameras mysteriously malfunctioned and the guards were asleep?

Died from complications from his curiously over-inflated hand?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[MiHale]

1. Kirk offed him...

For making him look like an idiot.

[samnsara]

2. choked on a mc nugget...

.....or offed by that 'floating blood clot'....inching its way toward a major artery .....tick tick tick....

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[superpatriotman]

4. Cankles

Are the new black.

[SheltieLover]

5. For my 70th birthday, I only wanted one thing...

Laughed off world stage for most ridiculois tariff letter, fell & broke his fake stolen crown? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220485724 )

Keeled over from a very rare dose of reality? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281325 )

Died from sleep deprivation following years of haunting by Ivana & now epstein?

[surfered]

17. Happy Birthday?

[SheltieLover]

22. Thx! The big 7-0. Now I feel old.

[surfered]

27. Any birthday with a zero in it is a big deal, but what are you gonna do?

Keep on keeping on!🎂😄

[SheltieLover]

31. Not a damned thing else we can do.

Hold the vision!

[GopherGal]

36. Remember --

Hang in there to cancel out a MAGAt voter!

[SheltieLover]

37. Always my goal!

[twodogsbarking]

6. Attacked by a flock of flamigos. They kicked the sheet right out.

[NNadir]

7. Killed by salmonella on the onions on his Big Mac, having fired...

...the CDC scientists charged with monitoring it.

[Oopsie Daisy]

8. Accidentally bludgeoned multiple times over the head with a World Cup trophy?

[Dulcinea]

30. Beaten to a pulp by soccer hooligans? nt

[malaise]

9. No but we're not the only ones who want to celebrate his departure

from the stage

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220485858

[gordianot]

10. It is hard to imagine.

There must be something in the Epstein files that would embarrass him to death.

[2MuchNoise]

11. Blew a gasket screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!"

[Orrex]

15. Nice!

[txwhitedove]

12. Texas has lots of festivals and activities. Rump should get an honorary invitation to the event in

Mesquite, TX this month. His usual crumpled bluey suit, long red tie and makeup are perfect. I can't wait to see him negotiate with the rodeo bull. Hmmm, and hide those barrels.

[LaRaven]

13. Falling all the way down the long stairs from AF1 with cameras to document the event.

[johnnyfins]

28. How many REPEAT views do you think that would get?

[SheltieLover]

32. Zillions!

[generalbetrayus]

14. Invite him to dedicate a children's day camp in a Texas floodplain

and burst an upstream dam?

Too soon?

[txwhitedove]

16. Hmm, they're still searching for those swept away, so a bit harsh.

[SheltieLover]

24. I think there was more flooding in that area again, too.

[txwhitedove]

25. Yes, hampering searches.., that and the fact that bodies, cars, trailers, moved miles downnstream

by the water, are now under as much as 27 feet of gravel and debri. They are using dogs and sonar. I just watched news.... 😪

[SheltieLover]

26. OMG! Heartbreaking!

I've avoided all but the headlines.

[surfered]

18. Assassinated by Putin for ending their Bromance

They’re still trying to determine if he fell out a window or died of polonium poisoning in his Diet Coke

[hlthe2b]

19. Devoured while seeking the golf ball needed to cheat his way to his next "championship?"

[SheltieLover]

23. HA HA HA!

Perfect!

[johnnyfins]

29. That would be poetic if he got attacked by

a gator.

[malaise]

34. Bwaaaaah

😂😂😂

[republianmushroom]

20. Not last night, damn, just a day closer,

A little disappointed, but we will get there.

[Blue Owl]

21. Yearning for that moment when it's announced.....

[malaise]

35. Hands down, it's getting closer. 😀😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220486823

[Wicked Blue]

33. Stabbed in the ear with an autopen