Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

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Asked Grok whether he could save time by using his hair dryer in the bathtub?

Shivved in the shower after his role in the Epstein scheme was revealed?

Fatal MRSA infection from repeated clandestine IV insertions in his puffy, makeup-caked hand?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[MiHale]

1. Screaming into the void....

FUCK NO!

[malaise]

2. No but he continues to lie like a corpse

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20487750

[LymphocyteLover]

46. That's what his tombstone should say-- "here he lies forever"

[malaise]

47. Perfect or

Here he continues to lie as he did in life. 😂

[SheltieLover]

3. Followed shitler 1's exit strategy prior to the 7/17 enormous protest?

Mistaken for roadkill, scraped up by wildlife crews & heaved into dumpster?

Fried to a crisp by faulty autopen?

Poisoned by fake, lead-contaminated, tacky gold stuff he can'f keep his grimey mitts off of?

History caught up with him & beat him to an orange pulp of goo?

Unplanned disassembly, compliments of soccer players whose trophy & medal he stole?

Unplanned assistance exiting via window of brand new FIFA office in dump tower the day after being allowed to steal the team's trophy & medal?

Died of shock after addled brain caused him to tell the truth for once?

Skewered with pitchfork for causing tons of food to be destroyed instead of distributing it?

Vaccum created by mass exoxus from DOJ sucked him through a vortex & into a black hole for recycling? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281430 )

Caught between hogbreath & DOGE's Weiss having a spat? ( https://democraticunderground.com/117816946 )

[malaise]

9. Fried to a crisp by faulty autopen?

😂😂😀😂

[twodogsbarking]

12. I like that. Have some ice cream.

[surfered]

39. I'll bring marshmallows and some sticks

[SheltieLover]

40. Chocolate & graham crackers covered here

[SheltieLover]

19. One can dream, right?

[malaise]

25. Indeed 😀

[SheltieLover]

30. Reminds me of a fantastic book "The Dreaming Universe," by

Fred Alan Wolf.

About how we dream matter into form, from a physicist's perspective. Highly rec it.

Hold the vision!

[niyad]

16. All of them, all at once.

[SheltieLover]

20. Yes, Please!!!

Brst idea ever!!!

[surfered]

38. Now, you're just showing off!

[SheltieLover]

51. Oh no!

Just daydreaming...

So many possibilitied & we only need one!

[electric_blue68]

50. Extra Bwahs!

Poisoned by fake, lead-contaminated, tacky gold stuff he can'f keep his grimey mitts off of.

History caught up with him & beat him to an orange pulp of goo?

Unplanned disassembly, compliments of soccer players whose trophy & medal he stole?

Oh! Do your thing History!

[SheltieLover]

53. So many possibilities & we just need one.

Just one.

[LymphocyteLover]

4. He's dead inside even if his mortal shell continues to function

[Joinfortmill]

5. Ha! Good one.

[calimary]

26. That could explain the face paint.

[BWdem4life]

6. No, but he smells like it.

Or so they say...

[twodogsbarking]

7. The Bonnie and Clyde ending scene but with Trump and Bondi.

[malaise]

10. Bondi and drumroll...

Lied 😀

[SheltieLover]

22. Hahaha!

Good one!

[twodogsbarking]

29. For those who are not aware .........

[Seinan Sensei]

8. Rounded-up by ICE

Not because he was brown
But because he was orange. 🍊

Then was disappeared to South Sudan

[SheltieLover]

23. Yes please!!!

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Today, I was thinking of intestinal blockage.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Been there, done that. Confirm it's painful.

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I just hope in his case it's brought on by the pressure of a greatly enlarged kidney due to an infected kidney stone.

Oh, I had a kidney stone too. Likewise hurts.

Infected kidney stone has been rated "most painful condition" by medical experts, possibly more painful than childbirth, according to some women who have experienced both. Two varieties: infection causes stone to form, or blockage by stone leads to infection. Turnip can try them both out. High risk of sepsis either way.

[hlthe2b]

14. "anticipating the coming celebrations..."

[SheltieLover]

24. They need some popcorn to go with that cheese

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

27. But the day is still young...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[mwooldri]

17. Dead to me. NT

[Marthe48]

18. Maybe not today

but when he does, maybe the ticker on the death count will stop.

In the meantime, fantasies and happy endings that come to mind:
Force fed ashes from incinerated protein bars till he chokes on them. Although, if you told the ignoramus it was food, he'd cram it all into his bottomless maw.
Or an air bubble injected into the back of his swollen hand
Or stroke
Or UTI from consistently dirty adult diapers

[SheltieLover]

28. All of the above please!!!

[Gimpyknee]

21. Nope

[malaise]

31. Can't wait for them to put him on

ICE

[Marcuse]

32. Get the widow on the set.

[Blue Owl]

33. Tripped and fell into the 500 tons of burning food pile for hungry kids

[niyad]

34. YES!!!

[surfered]

37. Excellent!

[GopherGal]

49. I was thinking he "Mr Creosote"-d after trying to eat the entire pile himself

... just so that the kids couldn't have it.
But, alas, no one had a "wafer-thin mint" to offer him.

Trigger warning for the weak of stomach:

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[surfered]

35. Died from a letter bomb from angry Ted Kaczynski after claiming Kaczynski went to MIT, when he actually attended Harvard

[twodogsbarking]

41. I didn't know until today, how 'bout y'all?

FBI's code name for the Kaczynski case: UNABOM, which stands for UNiversity and Airline BOMbing.

[niyad]

43. New to me as well.

[surfered]

36. No worries

It’s just not soon enough

[SheltieLover]

48. Understatement of the century

[republianmushroom]

42. Not last night, damn, by the looks of him Lord

it maybe greater mercy. Just a day closer.

[bdamomma]

45. He

should be. His health is deteriorating; he's a sick ole fuck!!!!

[Eliot Rosewater]

52. And his replacement would be just as bad

The only saving grace to someone taking over after piece of shit dies is maybe that someone fires Kennedy before he kills millions of us which he will do this winter if he still in charge

[Orrex]

54. My other thought is that the successor won't necessarily inherit his KKKult.

That sort of transition would require him to make a more or less formal hand-off in anticipation of his own demise, which seems fundamentally contrary to his own delusions of perfection.

[ShazzieB]

55. What I think every time I see one of these threads....