Piece of shit looks like shit

[dalton99a]

Last edited Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:37 PM - Edit history (1)

This should be his official portrait in federal buildings:



(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Decrepit, deranged, demented, and reptilian

[chicoescuela]

1. Sadly he looks just well enough to last another 10 years to me

and that really sucks

[Maru Kitteh]

13. Agreed, but he DOES look miserable. That's a shitty 2nd prize, but

I’ll take it for now.

[chicoescuela]

24. Yes I agree as well

[Fiddlelady11]

25. He looks like

Crap. Old , ugly and constipated. Can’t pee anymore. Probably on dialysis. He won’t last long..

[Omnipresent]

2. His happiness is fueled by being cruel, and receiving compliments from his minions.

Still, it’s not enough to put a smile on his face.
I guess he knows he’s a real asshole, and he has to live with himself, which is hard.

[Deuxcents]

5. It's his choice to be the way he is and I hope the hate rot eats him up

[Qutzupalotl]

3. He looks just like Elvis

…would look by now.

[Permanut]

6. Okay, that's hilarious.

[Dave Bowman]

18. Bwahahah!

[Jack Valentino]

4. I've seen a lot worse photos of him---

like the ones where the bronzer isn't painted on

[NJCher]

28. Side views of bronzer

Are the funniest because he doesn’t blend it in. He just paints it on like a mask. There is a distinct difference of orange and white.

Sometimes a few strands of hair gets mixed into the bronzer. It has the odd effect of turning the strands red.

Sometimes he leaves fingerprint spots on his temple. Orange blobs.

[UTUSN]

7. Except that I detest seeing his F-face anywhere, anytime.

[Grim Chieftain]

8. He is just nasty

Greasy, sweaty and looks like he stinks. A pathetic, repulsive looking "president".

[3Hotdogs]

11. --- looks like he stinks. Now what would give you the idea that he sti...

Oh. I forgot.

[Grim Chieftain]

14. Oh my

[JI7]

9. His face looks like an insect

And this is how he looks after makeup and whatever else he does to try to look "his best".

Can you imagine what he looks like without the makeup. His real color and skin. I wonder if he has discolored patches on his face also.

[Pachamama]

15. He does have splotches of white on his face without makeup

I have seen photos of him golfing and without makeup on and I believe he has Vitiligo and it’s one of the reasons he wears that hideous orange mask.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. With him, the adage goes: You are what you sheet.

[Cha]

12. Haha, Ugly MF!

[dalton99a]

20. But he wears a golden tie

made in China

to match the room's decor

[Cha]

26. I didn't even notice the "tie".. lol The Ugliness

oozing out of his skin takes over the room.

Whatever he's trying to od to distract is Not working.

[live love laugh]

16. Reptilian is very accurate "snake eyes" ...

[vanlassie]

17. Sitting in the Oval proving that old adage:

Everything Trump Touches Turns To Shit.

[Dave Bowman]

22. Yep, he's been touching himself like crazy.

[SoFlaBro]

19. He looks like a lowlife lump of llama shit. Piss on that fucking orange turd.

[mwmisses4289]

21. Looks like his mug shot, where tried to to look mean,

and instead looked like a pouting toddler getting ready to throw a temper tantrum.

[Dave Bowman]

23. Looks like a mix of Mr Burns and Jabba the Hutt.

[DET]

27. Reptilian Says It All

“You knew I was a snake before you took me in.” Perfect analogy for the loathsome POS.

[Swede]

30. Get your shit together.

You won't be here long posting insults to other DUers.

[Swede]

31. Alas, poor Yorick!

I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

[milestogo]

32. Yellow man.

[Joinfortmill]

33. Snake eyes.

[Tom_Foolery]

34. Yuck...