Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found lifeless in the lobby of Grump Tower following a 2 AM vote?

Fatal cankle blowout?

Dismembered by his quickly abandoned "PAST supporters" who just realized that their god-king is all over Epstein's list?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
Like, seriously. Why doesn't he die?

[malaise]

1. No but the ghost

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of Epstein is haunting him big time
Have to add this😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220490786

[Blue Full Moon]

2. One clogged artery away

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Overdose of Viagra

[Hugin]

4. Today's international word of the day...

Sokushinbutsu

This is the AI powered Internet. Look it up!

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Harker]

12. When you pop the cork, it'll be the pop heard 'round the world.

[niyad]

13. Today would be nice.

[Harker]

14. Very.

[SheltieLover]

6. Met his match when he couldn't find a single coin to be allowed to cross Styx?

Attacked by rabid kkk magats for not releasing epstein records to prove his "worth" as a pedophyle?

Accidentally stumbled down long flight of stairs with malaria's help?

Buried "alive" when mistaken for rotting corpse?

Slung into dumpster when mistaken for heap of garbage?

Run through manure spreader when mistaken for a pile of pig shit? (No offense to pigs intended.)

Unexpectedly helped out an upper story window by president steve?

Flipped yak fuzz rug upon hearing fleaon's latest taunts?

Grim reaper collected the magat?

Haunted to death by RBG's ghost?

Tormented to death by visions of being blown up in his dreams by the Unabomber for lying about his education?

[malaise]

7. Buried "alive" when mistaken for rotting corpse?The

Because he lied and lied and lied like a corpse😂😂

[SheltieLover]

8. He seriously looks more dead than most corpses.

[niyad]

11. All, all at once!

[SheltieLover]

15. Yes, please!!!

[GopherGal]

20. Completely in Character to stiff the Styx ferryman (n/t)

[SheltieLover]

21. But he didn't get away with it. He was left staring at his fugly

Reflection, amplified by the inherent nastiness of Styx.

[Wicked Blue]

9. Died of terminal stupidity

[twodogsbarking]

10. Deadin the U.S.A.​ He was dead in the U.S.A.​ He was dead in the U.S.A. ​Dead in the U.S.A. now.

[hlthe2b]

16. "Watch your step, sir! "

(Or DON'T ... )

[surfered]

17. When....

[Blue Owl]

18. Consumed by his own hatred and rage

[bdamomma]

19. He should be

losing his mind, swollen ankles, frontal lobe dementia, covering up IV insert in his hand. goes into rages. Just relieve all of us and the world from this SF!!!!

[SheltieLover]

24. Yes! Please put him out of our misery!

[republianmushroom]

22. Yesterday, just another day closer, dan.

Don't care how or why just do it ,Lord.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻

[malaise]

25. Breaking - just for you

[SheltieLover]

26. Can't watch video right now. Pls sumarize? Did slob stroke out?

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[malaise]

29. Here

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-vascular-testing-leg-swelling-white-house/story?id=123839307

President Donald Trump underwent vascular testing after he had swelling in his legs, with all results within normal limits, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Thursday.

Leavitt said Trump noted "mild swelling in his lower legs," which prompted the White House medical team to evaluate him.

"The president underwent a comprehensive examination including diagnostic vascular studies, bilateral lower extremity intravenous doppler ultrasounds were performed and revealed chronic venous insufficiency, a benign and common condition, particularly in individuals over the age of 70," Leavitt said in the Thursday White House press briefing.

[SheltieLover]

31. Bullshit

Slob is croaking...

Tyvm, Malaise!

[Orrex]

27. Probably pumped a gallon of liquid pig shit out of him

Plenty more where that came from.

[malaise]

30. Now stop mentioning Epstein and pray for dear leader

😂😂

They are trying really hard to change the subject

[niyad]

28. PPPLEEEEEASEEE????? PRETTYYYY PLEASEEE????????

[Blue Full Moon]

32. Bloviating Corpulent does not have long

Chronic venous insufficiency in other words blood clots.

[SheltieLover]

33. What a wonderful insight!

Ty!

[Jit423]

34. No, not yet. But they seem to be working on it. nt

[hildegaard28]

35. He's getting

There. We must all wait patiently.