Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Bled out after leg cut off for use as an umbrella stand?

Heart failure 78 years ago finally coming to a boil?

Vascular insufficiency because he couldn't possibly be more vein?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[underpants]

1. Funny

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220492491

Link to tweet

[SheltieLover]

7. Hope springs eternal...

[malaise]

2. No but he sure is trying to

bury the Epstein story which has blown up even faster than his rotting legs.

[SheltieLover]

8. Sharpie infection?

[malaise]

10. Inked😂

Nicely played.

[gordianot]

14. JD has a little more hope this morning.

JD’s Epstein enthusiasm chronic veinous insufficiency taking a toll.

[malaise]

46. For sure

Rec

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. We're not alone in dresming...

As evidenced by #1



Soon... 🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

4. Fatally stabbed by an old sharpie used to draw nude woman in letter to pedo epstein?

Slashed to death by fuentes scathing rebuke? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491509 )

Slaughtered by Fuglesang's words: "Imagine an America where democracy might be saved by a dead pedophile." (https://democraticunderground.com/100220493261 )

Overcome with toxic fumes from burning magat hats? Eeeeeeewwwww the stench..
( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491607 )

Bludgeoned by Nancy Pelosi with a kitchen table. ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491662 )


Run over by stampeed of catsup bottles trying to escape imminent death by rage flinging?



There was an old pedo, oh boy!

Who touted his prowress. Oh my!

His manners are nil

Many left unfulfilled

His shriveled mushroom's no toy!



There was an old pedo named don

Perverted old man on the con

Lies through his teeth

Sneers like a beast

Magats will eat him alive!




sits on golden throne

shits guts out in hanging bag

karma has her due



doddering old fool

subservient to miller

Magats eat alive



haunted by epstein

taunted from beyond the grave

past bites him in ass



beardo lusts for throne

Media liars prop up

25th for him

[Orrex]

5. Wow

[SheltieLover]

6. Muses just wouldn't quit...

[malaise]

11. I'll take any one or all

for a true daily double Ken

[SheltieLover]

27. We just need one, any one...

[Ocelot II]

26. You're on a roll this morning!

[SheltieLover]

28. The muses wouldn't quit yesterday.

[surfered]

31. Impressive

[surfered]

32. Well done

https://m.

&pp=ygUbRGFydGggVmFkYXIgc2F5cyBpbXByZXNzaXZl

[SheltieLover]

37. Lol

Good one!

[SheltieLover]

36. Ty

Just giving Nature ideas...

[MiHale]

39. SheltieL...EPIC!..👍

[SheltieLover]

40. Just giving Nature some creative ideas.

[IronLionZion]

12. "Heart failure 78 years ago"

The show Once Upon A Time had a villain who kept her heart outside of her body in a secret secure place. That ensures that she would be heartless in how she treats everyone and prevents her enemies from killing her. Amazing concept that might apply here

[niyad]

13. I loved that series.

[IronLionZion]

18. It was amazing, very thoughtful with plenty of complexity in the characters and plot. I loved it.

[SheltieLover]

25. That sounds like a fit

[mwb970]

15. Please God.

Prove you exist. Save us.

[twodogsbarking]

16. A harpoon.

[Marcuse]

17. Get the widow on the set.

[BWdem4life]

49. Boys in the news room got a running bet

That gives me an idea...

[hlthe2b]

19. "I've got your venom cure for that venous insufficiency thing ya got going on! (Just ask RFK Jr.)"

"Just come a little closer, "sir." Oh, and pay no mind to RFK Jr's announced ambitions)

[no_hypocrisy]

20. Someone switches the water pills with Tik-Toks.

He'll love it!

[Joinfortmill]

21. Soon. Epstein is coming to bring him home to hell.

[CaptainTruth]

22. Today's meme

I may have posted this one before, but I like it.

[SheltieLover]

24. Poor Piglet

[Blue Owl]

23. The swelling kept increasing until he exploded in a bloody mess

[surfered]

29. Chronic Venous Insufficiency

I’ve double checked this thread since the beginning and not one of us considered Chronic Venous Insufficiency (CVI) as a cause of Trump’s demise.

Sadly, unless there is another underlying cause, CVI can be managed or improved through treatment. So, Drat!!!

[Dulcinea]

33. If it's CVI, it doesn't look like a mild case.

I'm no doctor, but my uncle passed from CHF & the symptoms sure look similar to that.

[Historic NY]

35. Stormy says the other thing suffered from insufficiency too.

[SheltieLover]

38. It can also cause blood clots, deep vein thrombosis &/ or ulcerations

Which can be difficult to impossible to treat.

Prob nobody mentioned it because we all know it's a bs dx to cover for more serious issues.

[Orrex]

41. Yep. Unless he was wearing a really puffy sock, something is amiss

Here’s hoping that they called it “vascular insufficiency” because it’s something much more severe, like being a documented child rapist for decades.

[SheltieLover]

42. His hocks look too uniformly bloated to me

My 1st thought was wtf is he wearing soccer shin guards? Lol. From life experience having had a kid who played soccer.

I highly rec watching Denise Knight's daily health reading. They're about 15 min & packed with schadenfreude:

https://m.youtube.com/@deniseknightdivination/videos

I live for the day you post a poll on which ruskie asset should be next for death watch because boris will be gone.

[struggle4progress]

30. I heard he has that Chronic Brainless Insufficiency thingy

and his heart is three sizes too small

[Historic NY]

34. Did a vein pop yet?

[jls4561]

43. Here's an optimistic thought...since KKKaroline Leavitt is incapable of uttering the truth, we can surmise that his

Condition is worse than the American public is being told

[GopherGal]

47. There must be some mathematical formula that will describe it

... the more people in the maladministration that promulgate a statement, the more likely it is that it is a lie.

For maximum accuracy, this function would have to include an individual credibility factor of some sort (though a first approximation could use some sort of average discredibility to represent anyone in the maladministration). Basically, if Trump's doctor says it, it *has* to be a lie, since he/she/they is bound by HIPAA and can't release any info without approval of the Liar-in-Chief. Also, RFK Jr, KKKaroline Leavitt and the Liar-In-Chief seem to be utterly incapable of telling the truth. I'm thinking it has to be some sort of multiplicative model, as any additive model would quickly run against the inability to have negative probabilities of truth if repeated by too many MAGAts.

[republianmushroom]

44. Again, not last night, Please Lord, the time is right.

The moons are all in alignment. Don't care how just do it.

[CNYHarris]

45. Went to a NASCAR race

And the crowd yelled...
Let's Go Arnold... F**k the Donald.

[BWdem4life]

48. Getting closer by the day...

preparations are being made for his special place in Hell.