When Trump dies, how will you celebrate?

[Chasstev365]

A. Drag a replica of his fat, orange body by an overly long red tie through the town square like they did to Mussolini's actual body.

B. Buy all the discounted MAGA merchandise that professional grifters Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay will mark down and burn it in a public setting.

C. Buy $150 and up bottles of Scotch and go on a celebratory 3 day bender.

D. Throw a party that will make your wedding seem like a quaint garden party by comparison.

E. ALL THE ABOVE!

[dem4decades]

1. Fireworks may be in order.

[Emile]

2. Smoke a big fat doobie and laugh 😃.

[canetoad]

33. Mind if

I join you?

[PJMcK]

57. I do that anyway (n/t)

[Baitball Blogger]

3. I will be overcome with a feeling of relief and welcome the drop in my anxiety levels.

Much like I felt when Biden was president.

[edhopper]

4. Like this

[Hassin Bin Sober]

23. I'm partial to the singing Ewoks version. Old school!

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[lastlib]

5. Fireworks, champagne.....

...might even spring for caviar! And a happy dance like only a guy with a bum leg can do it!

Party like 1999!! on steroids!

[Chasstev365]

7. Nice!

[Ping Tung]

6. "I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain

[Chasstev365]

8. LMAO!

[unblock]

9. I'll save the major celebrations for when we win the trifecta

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Sure, I'll be singing "ding dong the witch is dead," but a president vance or holy mike will not deliver us from fascism.

I think the reason the Epstein scandal is even a thing now is because the fascist powers that be no longer think they need Donnie.

[Hekate]

34. This -- is reality

[AllaN01Bear]

10. play the ding dong the witch is dead song from wizard of oz and raise pinkky finger in victory dance .

[Blue Owl]

11. They'll be dancing in the streets

And oh how they danced…..

[the_liberal_grandpa]

12. Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

pop the champagne
drive around honking my horn
sing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"
proudly wave the American flag again
take a deep breath and hope things get better.

[Chasstev365]

14. Love it!

[lark]

13. First thing I will do is dance with joy, belting out "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead."

I will go out get an expensive bottle or 2 and invite family and friends over to celebrate with me. Dancing, drinking and smoking will be happening along with a lot of laughter.

[Brainfodder]

16. Toke up and watch a screwball comedy after a trip to closest Pinkbox Donuts!

But.... yeah there will be some dancing involved and staring at each other in amazement and howling laughter.

[mopinko]

17. i have a $100 bottle of champagne in the fridge.

[EnergizedLib]

18. It depends on which party has the White House and if that happens before January 20, 2029

After January 20, 2029, Democrat in the White House, I’m celebrating as hard as I did President Biden’s victory in 2020, if not more.

Before January 20, 2029, still very happy, but knowing we’re not out of the woods.

[keep_left]

19. C. Buy a fifth of Macallan 18 year...

...and go to town on it!

[hlthe2b]

20. Join those celebrants passing out JD Vance voodoo dolls and extra pins?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. I quit smoking twenty years ago, ...

... but maybe I'll buy a nice cigar, pour a finger or two of Bourbon, and sit on the back porch blowing smoke rings with satisfaction.

Nothing big, nothing showy.

[GoodRaisin]

22. Break out the bottle of wine I've been saving for the event

and drink it with a sense of deep satisfaction.

[eppur_se_muova]

24. Roasting a Jack-o-lantern.

Not to eat, just to watch the face curl up and burn to a crisp.

For believers, this will mimic what's happening in Hell.

[electric_blue68]

25. The Best Chocolate something will be involved!...

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Something like Talenti's Doble Dark Chocolate with these incredibly intense tiny dark chocolate "chip" shards! Or Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy, or New York Super Fudge Chunk. Or all three!
The next day a restaurant that has chocolate lava cake w raspberry sauce.

I mean it's such an grand occasion it's at least a 2 - 3 day celebration! 😄

Plus glass of milk with a drizzle of creme de cocao.

"Screaming" w joyous laughter on the phone with like-minded friends, and family.
If people are dancing outside on the streets, I'll go join them, too! 😄

Some favorite meals: lamb kor ma, Greek lamb gyro, pasta Alfredo, Chinese BBQ tips and sesame chicken, shrimp tandori

[synni]

26. F. Troll the RWNJ forums with anti-Trump memes

[Dawgman49]

27. Trumpism will not die with him.

Unfortunately jd & the maga gop will carry on after they annoint him a saint

[scipan]

61. What is a cult without its leader? It will shrivel up and die.

The fascists will be in deep doodoo.

[pamdb]

28. when the mad king leaves

I have a couple of bottles of pseudo champagne in the frig. They were originally supposed to be for the election. Well.

[Mike Nelson]

29. I would celebrate...

... his leaving the office, in defeat. However, if he dies in office, I will immediately put my efforts into opposing his wretched replacement.

[Dulcinea]

30. Champagne & chocolate!

I've promised a friend we'll party like rock stars! I'm partial to Moet Chandon White Star & Godiva, but we may end up going with whatever's on hand.

[Traildogbob]

31. If we all

Go out and shoot into the air like Iraqi citizens did when Sadam and his boys met the end, it will not be safe to be outside. Those bullets gotta come down.
And MurKKKa got so many guns and bullets.
Probably more than Tali ‘s and ISIS combined.
And we probably all got em from the same place. MurKKKa.
It I will damn sure fire a few rounds and run back inside and do “All the Above”.
But maybe $150 bottles of wine. My old ass can no longer handle the hard stuff, and I wanna party a loooooomg time.

[walkingman]

32. I'll smoke two joints in the morning...

I'll smoke two joints at night
I'll smoke two joints in the afternoon
It'll make me feel all right

I'll smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I'll smoke two more. ☮

[Haggard Celine]

36. I'll get in my car, drive around town and stick my head

out the window and let loose with ululation after ululation. I'm a man, so it's going to look pretty funny. If you don't know what ululation is, here's a sample:

?si=NIMyDjGdD8Z2ZA3S

[B.See]

37. as I've said before, I'll dance...

and I don't dance.

[Chasstev365]

38. A New One:

RENT a pick up truck with Giant Wheels, put an giant American Flag, an LGBT Flag, and a FUCK TRUMP AND MAGA Flag and drive meancingly around town.

[Paladin]

39. A good bottle of scotch and a couple of primo cigars---for starters... (nt)

[KentuckyWoman]

40. I won' celebrate

Until the entire putrid criminal operation the is MAGA is pushed out. Even then it will be short lived if I am so lucky to see it in my lifetime. 70 million voters supposedly supported this. If he dies, those people remain.

[Volaris]

41. Im gonna wait till hes buried and then piss on his headstone.

I'll make sure I have bail money with me, don't worry.

[usonian]

42. I'll start or join the "GET RID OF VANCE" movement.

[allegorical oracle]

43. He will probably outlive me, given that he's stripping away what I count

on for a safe and happy life. So beIng kind, I hate his guts with all my being.

[Maru Kitteh]

45. I will sleep

Like a heroine at the end of an 80s teen horror flick when all the shit is finally over.

Sleep.




AND THEN I WILL PARTY TILL I COLLAPSE and DO IT AGAIN!

[Aristus]

46. Run out into the streets, find a pretty nurse, bend her back, and plant a mighty kiss on her.

Oh. Wait. It's already been done. And it was sexual assault.

Never mind.

[mcar]

47. My son gave me a bottle of "Cardassian ale" for Christmas

It's actually chardonnay, my drink of choice, in a lovely blue bottle.

I will drink the whole damn thing when that fcker goes to hell.

[Kaleva]

48. Continue to prepare for climate change

[JPK]

49. I want to know where his grave is.

So I can pay my respects.

[DenaliDemocrat]

50. I bought two bottles of Barolo from 2006

The old style that is too tannic to drink until it’s 15 years old. I drank the first three years ago when my youngest graduated college.

I will drink the second with a beef Wellington and a side of ricotta cavatelli with a ragu and locatelli Romano upon Trump’s death.

[Ocelot II]

51. I don't like Scotch so I'll drink as much champagne as possible instead.

My house is too small for a party but I'm sure I'll be able to find one.

[Mister Ed]

52. No celebration for me. Only mourning for the damage that's been done.

Some of the damage will take decades to repair, and some of it is simply irreparable.

[Pototan]

53. I have

a cold bottle of Moet'' Chandon in the fridge for just the occasion

[The Wizard]

54. Champagne and dancing

[dflprincess]

55. We really need a website like this:

https://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/

I stumbled on it by accident once. For years all it said was "No - check back later". So when the time came, I did check back. There were links where people could post their celebration plans.

No crocodile tears or "respect for the dead" like we got when Reagan or Bush I died. And, if you've never watched Glenda Jackson's speech in the House of Commons when Thatcher died it's inspriational. I hope at least one Democrat has the courage to make a similar speech about Trump (like they should have with Reagan) ...but I won't hold my breath.

Jackson's speech:

[scipan]

62. "The individual value of each human being "

Preach.

[Jack Valentino]

56. Play "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" for 24 hours straight, or at least

until the police come!

[Morbius]

58. I can't imagine celebrating.

I can imagine breathing a few sighs of relief. Unfortunately, I realize that Donald Trump is not really the problem. Donald Trump is a symptom of the problem.

[Bread and Circuses]

59. "Dancing in the Streets" ...Martha and the Vandellas

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[Jarqui]

60. I won't celebrate much if the people who enabled Trump are still in control ..nt

[gopiscrap]

63. shitting on his grave

would love to do so on his casket, specially if it an open casket, but there will be too many ss agents around it

[Hey Joe]

64. Expensive champagne

And lots of it!

[Oeditpus Rex]

65. Probably go downtown

and join the hundreds or thousands of revellers on Pacific Avenue. Hang out at Go Ask Alice and hug everybody.

[carpetbagger]

66. Telling my trans son to leave the US immediately.

Trump dead + qanon fables= Rwanda.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

67. I will NOT be celebrating at all..

Nor will I watch the fiasco of a funeral as the former 1st Family give their FAKE eulogies about how "WONDERFUL Daddy was" and Melania's FAKE act of being nothing more than a rich widow, as $$$$$$ flash before her eyes.. TACO's lying in state at the Capitol will stink up the place. I pity the Honor Guard for that detail.

NO Arlington National Cemetery for you, buddy! No honors given to you by World Leaders about how well-liked you were. If at all, the world will continue to laugh at the name TRUMP as they have been since before 2015. The Jeffrey Epstein scandal will still be there as Jr. and Eric try to take the reins of Government. They and the entire family will be awash in the shame that was TACO Don. Barron is not immune from the ridicule, for he sticks out like a sore thumb.

My life will go on as best I can navigate it. Those whose surnames bear TRUMP, not so much. As Marc Antony said in his soliloquy in Act 3 of Julius Caesar.
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones"

The EVIL that is TRUMP will remain in the news and it will not be good. There is NO gold plated Hell where he will be going.