Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Targeted by numerous personal fouls by The Washington Commanders?

Beaten to a pulp with baseball bats by each of The Cleveland Commanders?

Internally gored to death by his kidney stones' antlers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Hoisted by his own petard?

Flipped yak fuzz upon learning Nature's sights were off? ( https://democraticunderground.com/110322707 )

Pummeled by the tens of thousands of low income seniors left adrift, facing Medicaid work requirements, without resources to attain said work? (
https://democraticunderground.com/100220499922 )

[Orrex]

6. Wow

Golf-related death has been a popular contender in these threads since the beginning. How particularly fantastic would that be?

[SheltieLover]

7. It sure would be, but I favor your 2nd offering.

Any one will do. Just one. Now!

[malaise]

2. No

but the ghost of Epstein is tugging at his swollen ankles

[hlthe2b]

3. "Nooooooooo?!"

"...damn... "

[SheltieLover]

9. Exactly how most of the world feels, no doubt

[EYESORE 9001]

4. He's bloated

It’s a start.

[Blue Owl]

21. Get back he's gonna BLOW!

[Metaphorical]

29. One wafer-thin mint ...

[Blue Full Moon]

30. Just like that beached whale

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[Hugin]

5. Biff Spraytannen needs to pull himself up by his Foley and get his...

Ass out there detailing my truck. No more of this malingering!

It says so right there in the BOHICA Law.

[surfered]

8. After seeing this photo, ICE agents detained the President and deported him to Sudan.

One agent said, “He was obviously an illegal immigrant as his English was so bad and Sudan seemed the most likely country he came from as his skin color matched the desert soil.”

[SheltieLover]

10. Bazinga! You win the thread!

[surfered]

14. Thank you, but you guys win everyday!

[SheltieLover]

15. We all win every day, but the big win is yet to come!

[malaise]

20. Freaking hilarious

😂😂

[hlthe2b]

22. LOL... We all wish...

[Blue Full Moon]

31. He's a mob boss, pretty sure he has done business with them

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

17. Another day, no bubbly. Wtf is slobby waiting for?

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

23. Yes, please. I am parched!

[SheltieLover]

26. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Shoe leather wearing thin tapping foot...

[niyad]

27. Absolutely understand!

[SheltieLover]

28. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[republianmushroom]

12. Not last night, huh, lord. Well how about today ?

We are getting closer, don't care how or why. Lets just get it done.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah gave him a shave with a straight razor. Slippy, slippy.

[Gimpyknee]

16. Nope

[Torchlight]

25. Did any Texans vote for this?

[bluestarone]

18. No, but i heard that God has received

Quad Trillion prayers for painful death for TSF. (more proof there is no God)

[Marcuse]

19. Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set.

[ShazzieB]

24. I'm still waiting for this...

Isn't this supposed to happen when someone lies?