What?

[dcmfox]

— Dcmfox (@dcmfox.bsky.social) 2025-07-22T17:17:15.805Z

[Uncle Joe]

1. Maybe he can ban fire at the same time

Thanks for the thread demfox

[maspaha]

12. Was just gonna comment, swap a gun for a match and the kids are still dead

[HeartsCanHope]

25. In one of the smaller elementary schools where I taught, there were roughly 600 students.

We had grades K-6. Except Kindergarten--only 2 teachers and the kids were divided by morning and afternoon so the classes were smaller--each grade level had 3 teachers with 25-30 in each classroom. If there is only one door and there is a fire, how in the world are you going to get all those kids outside through one door? That's not counting the teachers and assistants, the office staff, and the custodians! What is wrong with these people--idiots!

[Irish_Dem]

2. So kids are trapped in buildings with only one way out.

Sitting ducks.

[soldierant]

17. Beat me to it.

Of course that's obvious, but clearly D Patrick is capable of missing the obvious.

[Irish_Dem]

20. The pro-life party loves killing kids.

[rsdsharp]

3. He might want to talk to the fire marshal about that.

My daughter’s high school had about 2000 students, plus faculty, support staff and administration. How easy would it be to get all of those people out of one door at the end of the day, let alone in case of fire or other emergency.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Great, so they prefer to make schools a fire

Trap rather than do what needs to be done.

[rurallib]

5. The brilliance of the MAGA mind

I sincerely doubt anyone here would have ever suggested such a solution.

Maybe I had better add this for the purity police:

for the humor impaired

[sheshe2]

6. Speaking of doors, Danny Boy,

were you perhaps standing behind one when Gawd was handing out brains? Seems like that may have been the case.

[Basso8vb]

7. What could possibly go wrong with only one ingress/egress point?

The Station nightclub fire comes to mind.

[ananda]

8. And if there's a fire or natural disaster...

what will happen then with students trapped inside?

Just wondering

[Picaro]

9. All great until there's a fire

[lastlib]

18. ...or a mass shooting......

where the perp just stands in that one door and shoots whoever approaches it.....

Yeah, I can see this working, Dan........

Dan, you've put your finger on something. I think it's your asshole, asshole.

[spike jones]

10. There are doors that can only be opened from the inside, no exterior knobs or handles.

[Delmette2.0]

33. There are other options also.

Finger print scans

Key cards

Key pads

[Just Jerome]

11. The vermin

of the gop surely know numerous ways to crawl into a building.

[calimary]

13. OMG!!! What if there's a fire???

What if there’s a fire NEAR that one entrance?

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!

[Seinan Sensei]

14. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun,

is a good guy with a door

[Ol Janx Spirit]

15. This is what you get when your head is in the exit to your body.... /s n/t

[BradBo]

16. So kids will die by gun fire or 🔥. God these people are stupid.

[Fichefinder]

19. So stupid theyd go around the world to get next door

[TBF]

21. Of course they will - after all they've decided they can ban talking on college campuses

https://www.campussafetymagazine.com/news/texas-governor-signs-bill-to-restrict-expressive-activities-on-college-campuses/171647/


Texas Governor Signs Bill to Restrict Expressive Activities on College Campuses
The new legislation, SB 2972, includes limitations on how, when, and where people can demonstrate on Texas college campuses.
Published: June 23, 2025
Author: Amy Rock

The new legislation (SB 2972), signed by Abbott on June 20, includes limitations on how, when, and where people can demonstrate on college campuses. Under the new bill, college leaders will get to decide which areas are public forums. Conversely, the 2019 bill (SB 18) had established all common outdoor spaces on a public campus could be used as traditional public forums, Inside Higher Ed reports.

Individual colleges can also now determine whether the public is welcome to demonstrate on their campus. The bill changes language that says “all persons” can participate in expressive activities to “students enrolled at and employees of an institution of higher education.” The new law also prohibits all expressive activities on public campuses from 10 p.m. to 8 a.m.


The new law also bans encampments, demonstrations during the last two weeks of classes, wearing masks or other disguises to hide one’s identity, and lowering the U.S. flag or Texas flag in order to raise another nation or organization’s flag.

[OldBaldy1701E]

34. "The new law also prohibits all expressive activities on public campuses from 10 p.m. to 8 a.m."

BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, that will teach 'em!

(What completes morons.)

[tanyev]

22. Even without the (very real) fire concerns,

there’s the length of time it takes everyone to get in and out of the building as they arrive at and leave school each and every day. For large schools that would be a huge waste of people’s time.

[TBF]

23. It's also the dumbest idea I've ever heard - but it did come from Dan Patrick

So, the shooter enters and then blocks the door behind them. No one can get in/out. Then does whatever he/she wants. Brilliant.

[Nigrum Cattus]

24. Building codes set how many egress's there are

it has to do with fire escape
the republicant's will say anything to not
address the assault weapons problem/crisis

[dcmfox]

26. Fact

— Dcmfox (@dcmfox.bsky.social) 2025-07-22T20:51:38.778Z

[democrank]

27. Maybe the Texas Lt. Gov. Is onto something

Build/renovate the schools so they have one door, no windows….they can be interchangeable with ICE requirements. Bingo! Dual useage.

[BurnDoubt]

28. This guy just dinged the Dumb-Fuck meter.

He clearly doesn't have the sense to order his own Lunch.
Why would you want this guy making decisions affecting your life?
And Finally... "What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People?"??????????????????????????????????????????

[scarletlib]

29. Going to be absolute horror in event of fire or other emergency requiring immediate evacuation.

[Skittles]

30. Texas

they care about gun humping cowards more than they do about the safety of children

[aggiesal]

31. Doors don't kill people, too many doors kill people! ...

Do I need to add the sarcasm thingee?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

32. The many exits are for fire safety. . . . nt

[twodogsbarking]

35. My school was fire proof. It had to be or....................

[Martin68]

36. They are stark raving mad.

[stollen]

37. TX does not care about children's deaths

Let them pray the problem away if they want.