needs more (gilded) cowbell...

[alterfurz]

Having completed his makeover of the “Oval Orifice” in decor perhaps best described as “Golden Corral/Dollar Store Brothel," PEDOnald is seen here boasting to fellow clients that when the FBI flagged all the Epstein Files, "No one’s name came up more often than mine. No one!"

[AllaN01Bear]

1. ""

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[lapfog_1]

2. garish and tasteless

[Midnight Writer]

5. But he did properly accessorize with his gold necktie.

[Irish_Dem]

20. He has lost his mind.

[MiHale]

3. Starting to wonder exactly when...

He ditches the orange tanning spray for…the total Midas look…golden spray tan…not to be confused with…his showering option.

[Irish_Dem]

4. This room looks like someone manic and psychotic decorated it.

Every square inch of wall space is covered with tacky bright gold garish decor.

[alterfurz]

8. Gilded Emptiness

[Irish_Dem]

12. Trump knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

[sagetea]

18. That's right!

Their only value is monetary!


sage

[Ping Tung]

6. Wouldn't it be appropriate to have a Trophy wife on the mantle?

[rubbersole]

13. Or just her "modeling" porn shots in tacky gold frames.

Melania's Opera House and Brothel. Pardoned Jizzlane Maxwell as director/madam.

[flashman13]

14. He needs a bigger mantle.

[poli-junkie]

7. He always sits like he's on the toilet.

[Greyhead]

9. He's shitting in his diaper.

[yorkster]

10. Early Federal Bordello

Only thing missing is red velvet.

[susanr516]

19. Took the words right out of my mouth!

[TheRickles]

11. The woman figurine in the clock should be gold, too. Easy enough to spray paint her, I'd think.

[Vinca]

15. I hope all that gold shit is attached with glue that allows it to be peeled off without much damage.

The flea market vendor who decorated this place should be sentenced to life at Mar-a-Grifto touching up gold paint.

[GiqueCee]

16. I would call it Gypsy Rococo...

... with apologies to those of the Romani persuasion, of course. Fucker's got the taste of coked-up goat. Apologies to goats, too.

[ShazamIam]

17. Maybe he thinks all those pictures of famous accomplished people with make himself an accomplished person? nt

[live love laugh]

21. "PEDOnald" is diabolical...

[Texin]

22. He's such a tacky vulgarian.

[live love laugh]

23. All that's missing is his name logo...

[Kid Berwyn]

24. He always sits like he's on the throne.

He probably won't ask permission from the museum to take it prison.

[kimbutgar]

25. This is so gaudy and tasteless

Shows he is really low class. I remember seeing this old movie where someone had all these gold in their house and the female character said the person with all this gold was insecure in the social scene. Reminds me of the orange Hitler to a T.

[Jean Genie]

26. Hot pants?

Does Donald need to air out his balls every time he sits down? I've never seen a picture of him sitting on his chair in his office where his legs aren't splayed several feet apart.

[alterfurz]

28. aka "manspreading"...

...seen pretty commonly taking up two bus seats and also blocking the aisle

[Permanut]

27. Not enough gold yet..

The busts of Eisenhower and Churchill need several layers of gold spray paint from the dollar store.