Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Suplexed by a spandex-clad racist because he's all over the Epstien files?

Beaten to death with a mellifluous trumpet because he's all over the Epstien files?

Jumped into a wood chipper because he's all over the Epstien files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[gordianot]

1. This morning I would settle for some pain from swollen ankles.

I wonder how he gets his socks on?

[MiHale]

2. Insulted plaid...got laid out

[twodogsbarking]

3. A knock on the door..........

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[LymphocyteLover]

5. Satan finally got tired of his incessant idiotic yammering and withdrew the life support

he was using to keep him alive

[twodogsbarking]

13. Satan got pissed 'cause Trump was making him look good.

[LymphocyteLover]

30. by comparison-- yes!

[IronLionZion]

6. Trying so hard to make the Epstein files disappear that he disappears too

[electric_blue68]

31. Ha! Works for me.

[malaise]

7. NO but

given Epstein coming back from the grave, Jerome Powell handing him back his made up figures and South Park’s devastating “This is your life Mofo” season opening, his brain may be more swollen than those ankles this morning.

[2MuchNoise]

8. He visited South Park and...

Oh my God, they killed Kenny Donnie!

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaah

[SheltieLover]

10. Eviscerated by Muppets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220509084 )

[hlthe2b]

11. If he's dead, will we even KNOW?!

Given his body double is already on the job?... (we do notice that Melania seems immensely 'satisfied' )

[twodogsbarking]

12. Hands are too big.

[malaise]

26. True but this one can drive

😂😂

[twodogsbarking]

28. But can it take the wheel from the Secret Service driver who was quoted as saying

"Jesus, he took the wheel".

[malaise]

32. Hehehe

😀

[surfered]

17. Trump sued Bill Maher for stalling him an orangutan

He lost

[hlthe2b]

18. Yeah... I feel confident... Now, Melania might have a case... LOL

[surfered]

19. I guess it's the orange color

[Beacool]

14. Alas, no.

[CaptainTruth]

15. Today's meme

[surfered]

16. Fleeing Scottish protesters, Trump tragically enters James Bond's childhood home at Skyfall!

&pp=ygUsanNtZXMgYm9uZCBhbGJlcnQgZmlubmV5IHdlbGNvbWUgdGkgc2NvdGxzbmQ%3D

[GopherGal]

22. Assaulted by irate Scotsman after flipping up the Scot's kilt

after Insisting it was "fake news" that Scots go commando underneath their kilts.

[twodogsbarking]

29. Did they flog him with their, well, floggers?

[RoeVWade]

20. Hulk Hogan is asking for Donald to come see him.

nt*

[jls4561]

21. Nobel Committee awards Steven Colbert the Peace Prize.

After his head blew up and Satan welcomed him to join his buddy Epstein, Mr Colbert hosted an interview with the Nobel committee on his show. The quote that made headlines:

The Scandinavian people believe that in order to secure peace and prosperity throughout the world, laughter should be encouraged and hatred discouraged. Therefore, we have formed an alliance to put this principle into practice. Denmark continues its work on strategically placed Legos near Kremlin windows.

[Initech]

23. I'm personally waiting for this to happen!

[Wicked Blue]

24. Teensy wienie fell off due to terminal leprosy

[republianmushroom]

25. Not yet, damn, just another day closer.

But it will be there at some point.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. We are just one clogged artery away