Mrs. Betty Bowers for the win!

[generalbetrayus]

[EYESORE 9001]

1. How delightfully naughty, Mrs. Bowers

[biophile]

2. Perhaps he didn't think this through 🤔😆

[niyad]

13. "think"???

[biophile]

19. Ahhh- you got me! 🤣

[Volaris]

20. Thats because he's 'thinking' with his tiny penis again,

and theres obviously not a lot of brain space in there to begin with (which is how he got into this mess to begin with lol)

Go ahead, Donnie, sue the dudes who just told America that your cartoon-dick is tiny, oh and who btw just cashed a check for 1.5 billion dollars that they've nothing better to do with than spend it further humiliating you, you fucking worthless child rapist.
Go ahead, file that lawsuit hahahaaaa.

[CanonRay]

4. Star witness for the defense: Stormy Daniels.

[Ping Tung]

5. His penis is like his wall. He can't get it up and nobody wants to see it. Anonymous

[homegirl]

7. Absolutely

BRILLIANT!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. That would be a fun lawsuit

[rubbersole]

9. Judge - "I instruct the plaintiff to whip it out."

[AllaN01Bear]

11. ohm myyy. hem.

oh the ,

[Dave Id]

8. Trump's tinie penie

Regardless of the size of Trump's penis, he's still a big prick.

[calimary]

10. The jokes write themselves!

Good work, donald! Even the “tiny dick jokes” are about YOU!!!

Just another reason to laugh at him, and poke fun at him. Gee, donald, it’s all about size (and lack thereof) now.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. mad magazine quit because of lack of original material. hehe. duck and cover if this happens .

[calimary]

21. Sheeeeeeeeeiiit... I LOVED "Mad" magazine!

LOVED IT!!! I couldn’t believe the richness of the content. It was like a collection of graphic artists almost literally barfing up brilliance in pen and pencil mode! There was so damn much to see, on every page! You got an overdose with every page. Including up in the corners, and frequently along the margins. Sergio Aragones! You’d always spot his stuff, in unexpected places.

https://m.facebook.com/aragonescartoons/

[ZDU]

14. Short Dick Man

https://m.

[GusBob]

15. Dont tell him about LBJ

"Reportedly" LBJ had a nickname for his lower unit

and also it was reported that he exposed it to say "does Ho Chi Minh have a ***** this big?"

[LaMouffette]

16. I think we should all send Toadstool Trump a package of Ryze Mushroom Coffee, currently being hawked by Doogie Howser

actor Neil Patrick Harris!

By the way, has anyone tried this?! It sounds wretched, but you never know!

[popsdenver]

17. I gotta believe

That Trump will use his wholly owned DOJ, FBI, USSC, and IRS to make life miserable for all of them

[Joinfortmill]

18. ROFL

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. This made me smile