Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Hanged himself while cameras were malfunctioning and guards were asleep during his meeting with Maxwell?

"Accidentally" crushed while watching a traditional caber toss?

Torn to shred by parents' groups because he's all over the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[MiHale]

1. Literally fell apart when he discovered...

Blaming everything on Obama, Clinton and Biden is actually exercise…and you know the body can only exercise so much.
Just overdid it.

[Omnipresent]

2. I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland.

I’m thinking one bad step and all of our wishes come true.

[SheltieLover]

11. Or one shove from malaria...

[Duncanpup]

3. I admire your perseverance in this matter.

We’re all waiting for the Big Beautiful Funeral.

[SheltieLover]

10. Welcome to the party, Dunc!

Soon...

[Duncanpup]

42. ? What covered dish will you bring Shletie my friend.

I’m thinking of making chili.

[paleotn]

14. Amen, brother! So am I.

[Duncanpup]

49. Can't wait

[malaise]

4. No but he and his soon to be disbarred lawyers sure ar

trying to separate him from his two convicted good friends in the pedophile and sex trafficking posse.

[SheltieLover]

13. They are scrambling, aren't they?

[malaise]

17. It's beyond vulgar

The coverup is working as well as the combover without the cap.😀

[SheltieLover]

19. Hahaha!

[surfered]

33. 👍

[Gimpyknee]

5. Nope

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream,

[SheltieLover]

12. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon dammit!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

18. DU will crash on that joyful day when you pop

the cork.😀

[SheltieLover]

27. The whole internet will!

[niyad]

34. ahhhhhhh, wonderful.

[SheltieLover]

36. Pop pop pop...

[niyad]

32. Today would be nice.

[Ocelot II]

43. Maybe not. We'll be too busy dancing in the street and drinking champagne

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to sit in front of a keyboard. As soon as the announcement is made, I, for one, intend to get drunk and cavort and sing and dance until I drop. Only then will I crawl back into the house, open my laptop and express my overwhelming joy on DU. Or, maybe that's when it will crash - when everybody else also recovers from their hangovers well enough to write coherent sentences.

[malaise]

44. True

😀

[surfered]

35. Soon. We're all hoping you will soon

[twodogsbarking]

7. Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything.

The next day there was orange poop everywhere.

[littlemissmartypants]

8. He's definitely a tosser.

[SheltieLover]

15. Morning, Pants!

[littlemissmartypants]

41. Morning, SL. 🌞 ❤️

[surfered]

37. And a wanker

[littlemissmartypants]

39. Roger that!

[SheltieLover]

9. Fatal shock from dose of reality? (Kudos, Scotland!)

[Xavier Breath]

16. Choked on an actual cane he mistook for sugar cane?

[hlthe2b]

20. "I just 'got hold' of his top secret medical records..."

"VERY ENCOURAGING!"

[malaise]

21. Please release them nice doggie

Pretty please with a cherry on top 😀

[SheltieLover]

23. Love the smirk...

[WestMichRad]

22. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries

[SheltieLover]

24. The day is still young...one big mac away...

[LymphocyteLover]

25. I had to look up "caber toss". Good one! We can only hope!

[LymphocyteLover]

26. stroked out while watching himself being mocked on "South Park"?

[jls4561]

28. The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his.

[CaptainTruth]

29. Today's hat

[surfered]

31. Please tell us where we can buy one.

[surfered]

30. We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession.

We also know he called every investigation of him a witch hunt.

Well, there was this tornado in Kansas……

[hlthe2b]

50. Oh, my! LOL

[SheltieLover]

52. Hahaha!

[Xavier Breath]

53. Ding dong, the cankled witch is dead.

[Gordcanuck]

38. No, he's dancing in Scotland with the

Devil in celebration over the sealed DOJ interview of Maxwell and his immanent pardon for her and “deportation” to merry old England (or France immune from extradition) and a hockey bag full of his Crypto junk.
So keep the bubbly on “ice” for now.

[Gordcanuck]

40. No, he's dancing in Scotland with the

Devil in celebration over the sealed DOJ interview of Maxwell and his immanent pardon for her and “deportation” to merry old England (or France immune from extradition) and a hockey bag full of his Crypto junk.
So keep the bubbly on “ice” for now.

[Oopsie Daisy]

45. Bitten in the desert by a venomous snake that looks like a small penis?

[republianmushroom]

46. Not yet, damn.

Woke up to a lot of loud bangs last night, though maybe the celebration had begun, nope, just a thunder storm. What a disappointment. Oh, well, a day closer. Maybe to night.

[struggle4progress]

47. He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet

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[Joinfortmill]

48. Sadly, this creature still breathes.

[Eliot Rosewater]

51. President Obama can kneecap the piece of shit,

This is in Keith Olbermann‘s suggestion and he could be joined by George W Bush and Bill Clinton, something drastic must happen right now. Or as Keith points out Democratic politicians are all going to prison and you and me to follow.