Where is Alan Dershowitz

[Beachnutt]

Wasn't he involved in the Epstein case, He stated that he kept his underwear on didn't he ?

[Irish_Dem]

1. Promising to keep his mouth shut for a good deal.

[The Wizard]

2. I don't know where he is,

but when he steps into a courtroom it's legal malpractice.

[struggle4progress]

3. He never said exactly what he kept his underwear on: maybe his head?

[RandiFan1290]

4. He's still free and out in the open

He does the right wing radio circuit on iHeart radio defending his pals trump, epstein, and nutanyahoo.

[gab13by13]

5. Alan is a fucking pervert pig

A 15 year old victim claimed that Dershowitz had sex with her several times at Epstein's mansion. Dershowitz responded by calling the 15 year old victim a prostitute who chose to be one.

[malaise]

6. Nailed it

Funny how Bar Associations don’t kick them out.

Rec

[SheltieLover]

7. Exactly!

[malaise]

8. Good morning SheltieLover

😀

[SheltieLover]

9. Morning, Malaise

[GoCubsGo]

10. Still off pouting because the folks in Martha's Vinyard have been shunning him?

Yes, his name showed up in the Epstein case. He's probably in hiding.

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Alan Douche Wits, or do you mean Capt. Underpants?

Alan Dershowitz Reprises Role As Captain Underpants

You have the right to remain silent, Alan Dershowitz.

No one is making you run to the Wall Street Journal and remind (Opens in a new window) us again that you are up to your underpants — which you never took off! — in the Jeffrey Epstein mess.

https://abovethelaw.com/2025/07/alan-dershowitz-reprises-role-as-captain-underpants/