Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Exsanguinated by RFK Jr's lampreys because he's all over the Epstein list?

Drove his golf cart into the ocean because he's all over the Epstein list?

Torn to shreds by Scottish protestors because he's all over the Epstein list?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pummeled by Venezulian little league players denied entry for world serious?

Flipped yak fuzz wig over losing sanctuary city suit in IL?

Beardo shoved him down stairs?

Face planted going up AF 1 steps when ankle braces gave out under the strain?

Suffocated from having head up his own ass?

President miller bit his neck & drained his blood?

Popped an aneurism upon realizing President Obama is afforded the same immunity as the slob himself?

Expired upon using up his finite energy texting & flinging catsup at walls?

[surfered]

6. Good ones

[SheltieLover]

20. Thx!!

[malaise]

30. Too good

[SheltieLover]

35. Why thank you, my friend!

We only need one. Any one will do!!!

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Hiding all the Epstein files that mentioned him

in his bathroom, tripped on one box and went head first into the toilet, drowning.

[malaise]

31. I thought all the hidden files...drumroll

Buried him. 😂😂

[58Sunliner]

3. A slip and fall down the steps of Air Force One? Which I would not replay on an endless loop.

[surfered]

4. Ripped to shreds by fans of Beyonce, Oprah, and Kamala for suggesting they be prosecuted.

Scottish protesters hacked him to death, harvesting his heart, liver, and lungs and mincing them with chopped onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and cooked while encased in a sheep’s stomach.

In other words, they made haggis out of him. It’s their national dish, served with mashed potatoes and paired with a single malt from the lowlands.

Slàinte Mhath!

[SheltieLover]

21. Wahahaha!!!

Excellent but they might need rabies shots.

[C_U_L8R]

5. Went out on the moors and never came back

Swallowed by the bog, or maybe a banshee. The world shrugged and moved on.

[malaise]

7. No but

never forget that none of his brothers made it to 80

[SheltieLover]

22. Such a positive thought!

[malaise]

27. Bwaaaah

Researching every possibility 😀

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[OMGWTF]

10. I've got one chilling and ready.

People are going to hang Christmas lights when “it” happens.

[SheltieLover]

24. The bigliest celebration ever!

[txwhitedove]

13. I have a bottle in the fridge, also. Waiting....fretting, waiting....

[SheltieLover]

25. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

23. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Still tapping. Waiting.

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[HarryM]

9. Hang on

We have to get the wood chipper fixed.

[OMGWTF]

12. If you're ever in Fargo, ND

there’s a wood chipper from the “Fargo” movie at the Visitor Center. Also if you’re on a mission to visit all 50 states and you make ND your last state (save the best for last) you will get a certificate, a T-shirt, and have your photo taken at the Wall of Honor (or whatever they call it). I did that last fall.

[SheltieLover]

26. ...

[republianmushroom]

11. Not last night , damn, the bright side another day closer.

We will get there.

[hlthe2b]

14. "dead or alive, you bastard, my solidarity is with the Scots!"

[malaise]

34. Hehehe

😂

[Joinfortmill]

15. No, dammit.

[surfered]

16. We share a common desire..

[Gimpyknee]

17. Nope

[Trueblue Texan]

18. Done in by blood purification ritual because he's Epstein all over. nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. Another day of disappointment

[ShazzieB]

28. Still waiting...

[Tree Lady]

29. Golf ball hit him in the head

and he fell into a pond and drowned.

I really think considering how much our tax dollars pay for golf this would be perfect karma.

[malaise]

33. After this blatent cheating?😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220517057

[SheltieLover]

36. Guy has no shame...

[malaise]

37. Absolutely none

It is mind-blowing

[SheltieLover]

38. Surreal

[Eliot Rosewater]

32. No but freedom of the press is.