Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?

Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?

Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Fatal sepsis from infected diaper rash?

Was too close to the volvano of water when lightening struck? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10182205566 )

Buried alive in beardo's bullshit? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/vice-president-jd-vance-road-sell-republicans-big-124127417

Fatal injury when cheesy gold crown slipped?

[surfered]

15. Fatal sepsis from diaper rash . HaHaHaHaHa. Von Shitzenpanz.

Well played.

[SheltieLover]

19. Thx

Any one will do!

[lamp_shade]

2. If only

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Choked on an British Sausage at breakfast.

[berniesandersmittens]

21. Fell asleep and drowned in his cup of tea

Of course after his sippy lid fell off...

[MiHale]

4. We need to manifest his death...

Get everyone together at a set time to focus on him dying… set a date and time…broadcast it publicly…get people believing in manifestation. If we could get a million or so souls focused on his demise…let’s fantasize.

Manifesting is the process of bringing something tangible into your life through focused thoughts, beliefs, and actions. It's often associated with the idea that your thoughts and intentions can shape your reality. Essentially, it's about actively working towards your desires, rather than passively waiting for them to appear.

[littlemissmartypants]

12. Be careful what you wish for...

The only way a group manifestation would work is if everyone had exactly the same, precisely clear picture of the desired outcome. It's the clarity of the desired outcome that's the trick. If you don't have that you have to be prepared to accept whatever you get.

[surfered]

5. Sadly, no. But when he eventually does, the creator of the Simpsons says there will be dancing in the streets

https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/the-simpsons-comic-con-trump-35627310

[Blue Owl]

6. Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned

Slowly and agonizingly….

[niyad]

7. Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Still waiting.

Soon...🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

16. Hopefully soon 🍾🥂

[republianmushroom]

8. Damn, not last night.

We are getting closer, every day, don't care how or why just get it done lord.

[hlthe2b]

9. "Contemplating all the ways that may make this happen..."

[SheltieLover]

11. So many great possibilities & we just need one.

Any one will do.

[malaise]

22. I'm having fun here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220519231

[niyad]

30. I loved the dinosaur!!!

[malaise]

23. Metoo

😀

[NNadir]

13. Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain.

It will come soon enough.

[Wicked Blue]

14. While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine,

causing it tae fa' and squish him flat as a plate o' neeps and tatties wi' a side o' haggis.

https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/scottish-slang-translator/

[generalbetrayus]

17. Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado,

which doesn't actually exist.

[malaise]

18. No but

If lies killed he would have died ages ago

[DBoon]

26. ask him directly if he is still alive

if he says "yes", then since everything he says is a lie we know he is actually dead

[malaise]

28. You made me laugh

😂

[BWdem4life]

20. Nope. Still in bed but I would've heard the noise outside. nt

[ShazzieB]

24. No, dammit.

[Duncan Grant]

25. I heard a rumor his circulatory system is turning into concrete.

Pity.

[DBoon]

27. I thought it was his colon

hard to tell with him

[WestMichRad]

29. Another day of disappointment...

… in the obituaries. Sigh.