Wait till Marjorie Taylor Greene sees this:

[surfered]

Russian Media…Blaming the earthquake on the U.S.

“Experts in a conversation with MK suggested that the earthquake could have been triggered by a seismic weapon and that the United States was behind it.”

Not only does the US government control the weather, it can also cause earthquakes.

[Baitball Blogger]

1. The whole world has gone mad.

[Deuxcents]

2. Nucking futs, if you ask me

[mzmolly]

3. Cool. Can someone send a tornado to the WH?

[Maru Kitteh]

11. Might I propose some nice ball lightning?

Think of the therapeutic value the security footage alone could provide!

[mzmolly]

13. Lol

That works for me!

[Sogo]

4. After that huge tsunami in SE Asia in 2004, I expressed sympathy to the owner of a Thai Restaurant I frequent,

and he started ranting about the earthquake that triggered it being caused by underwater weapons explosions by the US.

I looked on in disbelief and made haste to exit with my order....

[struggle4progress]

5. I confess: I've been beaming bad vibes towards Russia for years now

and then suddenly there was that big earthquake

[Permanut]

10. So it was you..

[Abolishinist]

14. A coinkydink? I think not.

As an aside, can you put forth some good vibes for our roses? The white flies, rust, black spot, botrytis, downy mildew are taking their toll.

Thanks!

[Norrrm]

6. But only democrats can control the weather.

MTG, why can't you republicans control the weather?
Are you stupid?
God won't let you?

[orleans]

9. i think stupid covers it. nt

[Hugin]

7. Oh, so that's what that button does...

Good to know.

[Nigrum Cattus]

8. it's like the 'F' keys on your keyboard

[rickyhall]

12. America has super powers. Who knew?

MTG wants to make grave digging illegal. That's geoengineering isn't it? Digging a hole in the earth?