Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Keel hauled by a cargo ship bound for Canada from Mexico?

He's the man at the back who's ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky?

Shot by another pimp for poaching?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. Keel hauled by a cargo ship bound for Canada from Mexico?

Bwaaaaah😀😂

[no_hypocrisy]

2. I used to feel guilty when I asked myself the same question about my father

due to his cruelty. But, in fact, when he died, I DID feel much better and without the guilt.

Wish away my DU Family . . . . .

[twodogsbarking]

14. I was surprised as a child that other children's parents didn't drink beer all day long.

[SheltieLover]

26. ...

[SheltieLover]

25. ...

[SheltieLover]

3. Heaved into a dumpster by an end loader after falling asleep in public once too often?

Felled by Thomas Kincaid's estate?

Fatal attack by radioactive wasps? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/110322743 - note: fiction)

Taken out by magat law enforcement chiefs from whom slobby has tried to "steal" personnel to fill ICE roles? Irony died.

Buried alive in a pile of shit that spewed forth from beardo's upper anus...um, his mouth? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220526827 )

Pummeled by Texas flood survivors who feel "abandoned?"

[surfered]

17. You're working overtime, as usual

[SheltieLover]

23. Thx, but not working ot.

The muses are alive & well...

[surfered]

54. I gotta get me some of those muses.

[Rver]

4. Anytime would be good...just sayin'

[Dulcinea]

64. C'mon CHF.

Yes, I think that's what's wrong with him (physically, anyway)

[malaise]

5. No but

He sure made more enemies with those crazy assed tariffs

[IcyPeas]

6. Just saw this on bluesky

— An Angry Scot (@anangryscot.murrayfamily.uk) 2025-08-01T06:48:17.880Z

[malaise]

10. Perfect

😀

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

12. What is the new tariff on your bubbly?

😀

[niyad]

35. Welll, it was purchased before the tariff terrors, so I am not sure.

Thankfully, the West Coast vineyards produce some very nice bubbly, so one can survive.

[GopherGal]

56. Just as long as you don't need to use a Swiss Army Knife corkscrew to open it!

Check your bar equipment supplies so you're ready for the big day!

[niyad]

58. Believe me, I have multiple kinds of openers, none of which, other than my

hands, I need to open bubbly.

[surfered]

18. It should be cold enough by niw

[niyad]

36. Yes, since I am not making popsicles with it like some do. Bloody waste!

[SheltieLover]

19. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

[niyad]

38. Today would be nice. We would have much for which to be thankful

at our Lammas celebrations.

[SheltieLover]

44. Right fucking now would work! Mimosas would be great!

Indeed this will be a huge celebration!

Happy lammas, if that's something you celebrate.

[niyad]

45. Mimosas would be perfect!

And thank you.Yes, I do.

[SheltieLover]

46. Is it a big celebration?

I had to look it up, tbh. Had never heard of it.

Enjoy!

[niyad]

48. It is the first harvest celebration, giving thanks for good crops and

abundance. Reminds me, I need to go to La Baguette for some good bread.

[SheltieLover]

50. Sounds delightful!

Enjoy!

[Dulcinea]

65. When that day finally comes...

...a friend will come over & we'll drink bubbly & run through the streets dancing & singing. We've planned this!

[niyad]

66. Sounds very much like what several of us have planned!

[ecstatic]

8. "Shot by another pimp for poaching?"

Thanks for the laugh during these dark times.
🤣 🥺

[MiHale]

9. Update...Grim Reaper says...

“I ain’t touching that vile piece of pedo crap, I’ve got morals.”

So no, sorry.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Had to find out for himself if the refrigerator light goes out when the door is closed.

Climbed in and shut the door. When they found him he had turned into a 300 lb. orange popsicle and the Republicans immediately began licking his frozen corpse. Curiousity killed the cat, but the truth froze his ass.

[malaise]

13. ROFL

😂😂😂

[Blue Ozarks]

15. Hope springs eternal

Like you, I am not particular about the how.

[Gimpyknee]

16. Nope

[malaise]

21. Good morning Gimpyknee

[Joinfortmill]

20. Not yet, but another day closer.

[surfered]

22. Gnawed by a colony of beavers, trampled by a herd of moose

trying to protect Canada from Trump’s wacky tariffs.

I had cute photos, but my image posting site is down this morning. Probably a Canadian company put out of business by Trump’s tariffs.

At long last, have you no decency sir?

[SheltieLover]

24. Save your breath. Nope, he has no decency, not one shred.

[surfered]

27. Irate Canadians

[Dave Bowman]

30. Lol, never mess with a moose.

[SheltieLover]

34. Quite a magnificent creature!

S/he could be an intl hero...

[ShazzieB]

61. Pretty sure that's a he.

Moose cows don't have antlers. But they can be just as dangerous as the males, especially if they think their calf is being threatened.

Moose are not generally aggressive toward humans unless they feel threatened, but they're unpredictable and can turn on a dime from looking half asleep to full on charging. And they are FAST, in addition to being very large and strong.

Come to think of it, being trampled by a moose would be a very fitting end for Schlump, considering his complete and utter disdain for animals of all kinds! (Aside from his very fake concern for the birds and whales that he claims are being threatened by windmills, lol.)

[SheltieLover]

63. Lol. Thx. I thought I'd read that females grow antlers too.

Yes, they are unpredictable, fast, & enormoose. Lol

[SheltieLover]

39. International hero status if they pull it off!

Gorgeous creatures!

[doc03]

28. Choked to death on a McNugget last night. nt

[Dave Bowman]

29. His rotting brain was leaking from his ears so he's dead, Jim.

[littlemissmartypants]

31. Ok...

Today's edition has me laughing out loud.

I have to pray for forgiveness to the God of sleeping puppies now.

"Keel hauled by a cargo ship bound for Canada from Mexico? ..."

[SheltieLover]

41. Good morning, Pants!

Welcome to the party!

Keelhauled was a great one!

[littlemissmartypants]

47. 🌞 morning, SL! ...

Both my biological father and my adoptive father were sailors so nautical terms are in my blood and heart.

I can't think of a better way to start the weekend than in fond remembrance of two great men while celebrating the keelhauling of our current president.

I'm absolutely giddy.



❤️

[SheltieLover]

51. Lol

Tbh, I had to look the term up, but I find it delightful...

[CaptainTruth]

32. Today's meme

[niyad]

40. Snicker!

[SheltieLover]

42. Wahahahaha!

Good one!

[Blue Owl]

33. Perished in the great Ballroom Blitzkrieg of 2025

[SheltieLover]

43. Excellent!

[Marcuse]

37. King Edward II.

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Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set.

[republianmushroom]

52. Not yet, damn, but , we are a day closer.

And what a day it was, his old sphincters were working overtime, yesterday. Russia showing nude photo of Melania on TV and south park not backing down really frosted him.

[hlthe2b]

55. "But of course Stephen Miller would be gifted an ALBINO crocodile--Don't worry he's securely contained..."

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"Or NOT...OOPS!!!"

[malaise]

57. Looks like Bestie Jeffrey is calling him😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=post&post&forum=1002&pid=20529149

[hlthe2b]

59. Well, that was definitely a tic... (MAGA claiming he just hit the podium, uh huh)

Continuing downfall, we can only hope.

[malaise]

60. Tick tock

I continue to count down😀

[ShazzieB]

62. No such luck! 🤬