Alan Dershowitz Suing Martha's Vineyard Farmer's Market Vendor For Tortious Withholding Of Dumpling

[Zorro]

He kept his panties on the whole time!

If there’s one thing anybody knows about famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz’s life and career, it’s that he has panties on, except for all the times he’s being a nudist, which by definition implies the absence of panties. One time he definitely always had panties on? When he was getting a massage at Jeffrey Epstein’s Haus of Naked. That’s a five-alarm-panty-party for Alan Dershowitz, he has always assured us.

Another time Alan Dershowitz is always wearing panties — at least as far as we’ve heard — is when he’s having his civil rights and his bill of rights and his human rights violated by the evil shopkeepers and librarians of Martha’s Vineyard, where nobody will invite him over for dinner because they hate his guts, avec ou sans panties. Apparently the Jewish Democrats on Martha’s Vineyard really loathe El Chico Desnudo. Also everybody else on Martha’s Vineyard hates him, all the other liberals, and this makes Alan Dershowitz feel lonely and, well, naked. They won’t let him come to brunch, and it’s definitely not because he’s naked and won’t stop dipping his balls in the hollandaise, why would he dip his balls there, that’s not where Alan Dershowitz’s balls go. They won’t let him do his world-renowned standing-room-only readings and lectures at the meeting room at the library, it is an outrage, it is a seven deadly sins, it is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Larry David doesn’t invite him over, Barack Obama skips his birthday parties, and now he has to sue a Martha’s Vineyard farmer’s market vendor because they wouldn’t give him a dumpling.

A pierogi, to be specific. The vendor wouldn’t give him a pierogi, so now he has to show them his pierogi.

WITH PANTIES ON.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/alan-dershowitz-suing-marthas-vineyard

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Ass

[Bluestocking]

2. I am going to be on Martha's Vinyard next week

I will be sure to support this vendor and savor every bite of the perogi I order. Maybe order a few.

[Drum]

3. Same here, in ten days...

…wonder which was the market/town where this occurred? Assuming West Tisbury Farmers’ Mkt

[malaise]

4. This thread was prescient 😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220514068

[Jacson6]

5. I would never do this. As long as the person is not distrubing the area and has green money I'll take it.

One thing I learned in business classes is not to mix race, politics and religion when doing business. It's all about the greenbacks.

Just sayin...

[Deep State Witch]

9. Tell That To The Bakers in Colorado

Who went to court and won to have the right not to be "forced" to bake wedding cakes for same-sex weddings. I mean, I get you. I'm a vendor at small craft shows. I gauge my likely customers. If I'm doing a show at a church event, the Pagan stuff stays in the box. If someone would want me to do a beaded cross, I would consider it, and quote them a pretty high price for my time and materials. If they can get it done cheaper elsewhere, that's their prerogative.

[Jacson6]

11. I can disagree with SCOTUS. It is green money after all.

Besides a wedding cake is not part of the wedding it is given out at the wedding reception.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. No one feels sorry for this idiot

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Ritabert]

7. Sorry Dersch. If a Colorado baker can refuse service to a gay couple

....a pierogi maker on the Vineyard can do the same.

[Deep State Witch]

8. It's their Pierogative

Not to serve people that they don't agree with. Didn't we have a court case about this?