Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Coronary when he tried to jump for joy after killing the CPB?

Stroked out after firing the nurse who recorded his actual weight?

Collapsed during trip to resort prison to visit one of his favorite sex traffickers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Duncanpup]

1. Orrex

I must say once again i admire your dedication to this huge problem.
And a dear friend showed up at my home yesterday with his new T-shirt that says.
Is he dead yet i smiled as he mentioned he does get looks wearing the shirt.

[AllaN01Bear]

27. i love this duncanpup

[Duncanpup]

33. We wait with Orrex

We wait for the Big beautiful funeral my friend.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

11. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

23. I hope it's a fine bottle of California bubbly.

🥂🍾

[niyad]

29. But of course. Even for his demise, I would not waste The Widow. She

is for something really special.

[AllaN01Bear]

28. havent hoisted my pinky finger in victory dance yet.:(

[malaise]

38. As we say here

Soon come😀

[MiHale]

3. No but someone has to ...

Get their big boy pants on lace up the work boots, take him to the woodshed and kick his ass into submission. This shit is ridiculous.

[sop]

4. Maybe the individual sticking pins into Trump's voodoo doll will choose a more lethal spot than his right shoulder?

[Morbius]

5. I'm pretty sure Barack Obama's birthday is coming up soon.

In a couple days. Wouldn't that be a nice birthday present?

[mopinko]

18. aug 4.

[underpants]

6. So he gets bad employment numbers and he fires the scorekeeper

How perfectly Trumpian

He lives in a bubble of effusive praise, fealty, and worship but one little slight, one bit of bad news (results of his actions) causes him to punish the courier. You could easily make the case that the Colbert firing was kicking out the court jester.

He thinks (and wants people to think) he is king and mob boss when in reality he’s just a petulant child.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Ravens, tap, tap, tapping on his exposed brain tissue. Tap dancing as it was meant to be.

[mwb970]

8. If I were religious I would pray for his demise every single day.

Of course, we know that you cannot petition the Lord with prayer.

[surfered]

13. Well...

[SheltieLover]

14. Hahaha!

Good one!

[malaise]

39. Bwaaaaah

[PJMcK]

9. I yearn for the day...

… when I can answer, “Yes, he’s dead.”

[niyad]

24. I think the answer will be HHHEELLLLLL YYYYEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[SheltieLover]

10. A fall from hubris due to enshitification.

Canadian beavers made short work of his ankle braces, resulting in a fatal fall, but not a fall from grace as that's long gone.

Self-terminated due to horrifically low job numbers?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. When he goes it'll be like this

m.

[littlemissmartypants]

16. With any luck, it'll be much worse. Long, drawn out, excruciating...

Immediately damaging to all those in his proximity for at least a half a mile with fire and noxious gas adjacent.

We can rebuild the buildings.

[LymphocyteLover]

20. it will be worth it, for sure

[surfered]

15. Signed up for the wrong Viking cruise

[niyad]

31. Snicker.

[SheltieLover]

35. Hahaha!

[slightlv]

17. Yesterday...

Was a bad day for me. A lupus flare had me in bed for hours. Basically. I missed the entire day.

Hubby came in to check on me about 10pm and I swear first thing I thought of to say to him was: Is he dead yet?

[niyad]

32. I am so sorry that you were in lupus flare yesterday. How are you today?

I think that would be the question most of us would ask.

[SheltieLover]

36. Sorry to hear you were suffering & yet, through it all, you maintained perspective.

[malaise]

41. Hope you feel a little better today

[LymphocyteLover]

19. I heard the witches are predicting his demise in August, FWIW

hopefully he won't start a freaking nuclear war before then

[Oopsie Daisy]

21. Accidentally tied a dry cleaning bag over his head in his sleep?

[hlthe2b]

22. Somebody buy this "determined athlete" a ticket to DC...

ahhh, good fantasy...

[malaise]

25. Messed with the wrong un

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😀

[surfered]

44. Damn!

[malaise]

49. Don"t you love the e tea back foot kick on the head

😀

[malaise]

26. No but he sure is trying to kill all records

Re his impeachments

[CaptainTruth]

30. Today's meme

Just a little push

[SheltieLover]

37. Hahaha!

Good one!

[surfered]

43. Perfect!

[malaise]

47. Nice

😀

[Blue Owl]

34. Oh Lawd, it's coming... and it will be spectacular....

[republianmushroom]

42. Not yet, damn, we are a day closer.

Don't care how or why, just let it happen.

[ShazzieB]

45. If only............

[jls4561]

46. As part of the celebrations for their new wind farm, and exulting over Drumph's recent court loss over windmills

near his Aberdeen golf resort , the good people of Scotland clubbed together and commissioned a smaller miniature windmill, which was painted gold and sent to Donnie. When he read the words “Up yer bum, Trump!” He mistook it for a sex toy and followed the directions. In his eagerness to pleasure himself, he failed to notice the razor sharp blades and his short, vulgarian fingers accidentally pressed the on switch.

Champagne shortages in many parts of the US, UK and the EU were noticed shortly thereafter.

[niyad]

48. Absolutely brilliant.

[malaise]

50. You win the I ternets

TODAY😂😂

[RandomNumbers]

51. Tripped over his feet in the Concrete Garden

broke his skull and the single brain cell slipped down into the flag-shaped grate.