Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell off the White House roof while doing whatever the hell he was doing up there?

Died of hunger while wondering why he couldn't get a Trump Burger?

Stroked out when a reporter asked him a meaningful follow-up question? (I know, it'll never happen)


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Macaulay Culkin Quantum leaped into his younger self

and killed him on the set of Home Alone 2.

[lapfog_1]

2. A de-orbited NASA climate data satellite accidently hits his bedroom in the White House

I am hoping to read this headline

[Dulcinea]

39. Kind of like this?

[MrWowWow]

3. This Would Suffice..

https://youtube.com/shorts/v4RwxLkfI2g

[WestMichRad]

4. The day is still young...

… and my hopes are still high. This would be a fine day for him to croak.

[MrWowWow]

5. Obituary of Donald J. Trump

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

.

Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

.

He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

.

And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.

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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

[malaise]

6. Nicely played ROFL

Hehehehehe 😂😂😂😂👍

[malaise]

7. No but

by the time the victims are finished exposing him and his bestie Jeffrey he will wish he had jumped from the WH roof.

[malaise]

44. Adding this😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220540583

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. Still waiting...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

17. Me too

🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

[malaise]

23. This should help

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220534299

[niyad]

25. Thank you, it does.

[SheltieLover]

9. Beardo shoved him off the WH roof?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Where I grew up there was a guy they called weird beard. It was weird too.

[SheltieLover]

14. Now we've got a weird beard that's just weird & creepy.

[surfered]

18. He's weird and creepy. No couch is safe when he's around.

[SheltieLover]

26. Nobody is safe when couch fucker is around

[surfered]

11. He's not dead yet?

[twodogsbarking]

12. Proclaiming he could fly he jumped from the WH roof and landed on the rose garden tarmac. Clean up crews were unable

to remove the giant orange stain from the concrete. Later that day was the largest party the world has ever seen started and continued on for weeks.

[malaise]

24. LOL

😂😂

[hlthe2b]

15. While we plan (behind the scenes) for the pending worldwide celebration...

[malaise]

16. That works until I see him on my TV

😀

[dalton99a]

19. The world is still waiting

Servicemen in New York cheer the news that Hitler died in his Chancellery in Berlin. (Keystone/Getty Images)

[surfered]

29. Good ones

[CaptainTruth]

20. White House roof pterodactyl encounter?

"Take America back! To the Jurassic period."

[surfered]

28. Love it

[JustAnotherGen]

21. no - and unfortunately

The CDC is restoring overdose prevention (good) but it also applies to the drug addled demonic entity in the white house.

[surfered]

22. With his forward lean, we need to get him up on the White House roof again, nearer the edge

[SheltieLover]

27. Hahaha!

[dalton99a]

31. Put something shiny and gold-plated on the edge to attract him

[Irish_Dem]

30. Dear Putin: Trump loves tea, please send him your special blend.

Trump is screwing you over.
Time to get revenge to show the world what a powerful man you are.

[bluestarone]

32. Nope, but

I'm betting he's the most WANTED guy i know (TO DIE that is)

[BigmanPigman]

33. He can't die. He's the anti-christ

Think "Rosemary's Baby". That spawn will live forever, like Kissinger did.

[SocialDemocrat61]

35. Only if you use the right dagger

😉

[Blue Owl]

34. Harpooned by an Olympian javelin thrower

[twodogsbarking]

36. Tomorrow, tomorrow, it's only a day away.

[speak easy]

37. One of your best!

[SpankMe]

38. Oversized hemorrhoid created life threatening blockage? n/t

[republianmushroom]

40. Not yet, again, damn, yesterday would of been a good day.

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Don't give a damn how or why, just let it happen.

Damn, missed a good chance yesterday with Diddler on the Roof, Russian style accident.

[Gimpyknee]

41. Nope

[ShazzieB]

42. Arrrggghhh

[sop]

43. Oscar said it best...