Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal

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"It’s so predictable and pathetic how there’s some big uproar every time a cute young lady winks at the camera or a creepy old man who is president sloppily covers up his involvement with a pedophile sex offender."

Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal
Some hyper-sensitive Americans love to cry buckets of liberal tears over every minor provocation, like the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad or how the polic...
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August 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM

"It’s so predictable and pathetic how there’s some big uproar every time a cute young lady winks at the camera or a creepy old man who is president sloppily covers up his involvement with a pedophile sex offender."

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) 2025-08-05T18:28:00.909Z

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1. I'm so upset about every jean ad, that I can't sleep at night!

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2. Where do they even show these ads? I haven't seen a jeans ad in forever!

The last "jeans" ad I think I saw was an Old Navy ad. That was years ago.
It's all pharma, insurance, job shit, occasionally something like a fast food ad, or something random.
I rarely see clothing ads anymore unless it some sort of online place that has them picked out for you, renting clothes or something to that effect.

At this point all I want is ads for toys and cereal. Why can't I pick my ads!!!!