I'm so ready for the Big Beautiful Funeral.

[Duncanpup]

[Ocelot II]

1. I don't usually like funerals; they're such sad affairs.

But this one won't be sad at all. There will be dancing and drinking and laughter and joy. I've been anticipating it for so long...

[CrispyQ]

10. Bars, liquor stores, & dispensaries will report record sales.

It will be interesting to see what the djia does. Goes up the highest amount ever in one day. ~crosses fingers

[Submariner]

28. Bicycle bars will be serving Tequila shots

and Margaritas while we have hundreds of peddle bars celebrating in the funeral procession.

[Historic NY]

27. Putting the FUN back in funeral

[irisblue]

2. Amen amen amen

[FakeNoose]

3. Remember when he almost died of Covid 5 years ago?

I was rooting for the Grim Reaper......

[Chasstev365]

4. Parties Across the USA Day!

[hlthe2b]

5. Music already picked out...

[SheltieLover]

22. The whole world will celebrate bigly. The bigliest ever!

[calimary]

34. Same with the champagne.

Already picked out.

Plus chocolate!

[Dem2theMax]

56. YES!

[CTyankee]

102. How about "Sing Hallelulla, come on get happy"?

[Blue Owl]

6. With a big beautiful casket and a big beautiful hearse

And a big beautiful hole in the ground....

[leftieNanner]

9. On his golf course..... Nt

[llmart]

73. With no one to mow it.

[GiqueCee]

13. Permit me to suggest...

... a Big Beautiful Manure Pit.

[rurallib]

26. I thought he would be ascending into heaven?

I wonder if his family will sell pieces of the clothes he died in? Could make a lot of money. I am sure those buzzards have thought about it.

[3catwoman3]

71. If they haven't, they will.

And his drooling followers would shell out for such vile mementos.

[dflprincess]

39. I will bet the family will demand

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a large and tacky gravesite at Arlington.

[Nasruddin]

42. I certainly hope so

It will be needed to ac-commode-ate the many visitors

[lastlib]

93. With a BIG beautiful urinal! n/t

[Initech]

7. I am looking forward to the day we no longer have to hear his shit!

That day will be like:

[Botany]

48. With each and every day we get closer to his dirt nap.

A few months ago when I had a home care nurse to change some dressings and she told me that
in all her years of experience that patients that displayed the mannerisms and speech patterns that
she saw with Trump were either gone mentally and or physically in under 18 months to 2 years.


This is from last weekend. The blue lips (02 problems heart??) the bruise under the left eye, the
make up can’t hide the deterioration of his face, and the blood shot eyes.

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[Initech]

49. Well that bizarre incident yesterday with him dancing on the roof... WTF was that about?

[Botany]

50. I liked the time the P.M. of Canada, Carney stopped a press conference cold when Trump started babbling about illegals....

…. invading America to come and vote and he said, “But we won’t let ‘em.” Or his 1500% reduction in drug prices.
He is out to lunch.

Btw I heard about his roof dancing but I couldn’t find the strength to watch it.

[llmart]

74. Ewww....why did you make me click on that link?

Jaysus H. Keerist! He looks like death warmed over. Or am I just hoping he's getting nearer.

[Botany]

79. I don't post the picture but I post the link ... I forgot to post a warning

The blue lips from lack of O2 and the bruise on his face tell the story.

[AKwannabe]

89. That's tooooo long!

Faster please

[bronxiteforever]

8. Brilliant!

[BaronChocula]

11. Gladiator? More like...

Glad he ate it!

Here's how I imagine the service/burial:

[SheltieLover]

21. Perfect!

[Duncan Grant]

12. I've been building a playlist.

The latest addition is, “Do You Love Me?” by The Contours. Perfect for this funeral.

[UTUSN]

14. Some historical passings:

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[3catwoman3]

72. Is there a bronzer version of Elizabeth I's lead-based makeup that we can get...

...TACO Don to start using to hasten his demise?

[UTUSN]

83. Bingo!

[Vogon_Glory]

15. I suspect that craft stores will make money hand over fist

As American citizen-voters (and some customers who aren’t) storm their stores for glue, paper-mache and other supplies to make their flammable effigies.



I would advise those set to indulge their passions to keep fire-fighting supplies close at hand so the flames don’t spread beyond the objects of scorn.

[jmowreader]

68. Them and hardware stores

The only proper glue for building a Trump effigy is contact cement.

This is the SDS for Dap Weldwood Contact Cement: https://www.buildsite.com/pdf/dap/DAP-WELDWOOD-Original-Contact-Cement-SDS-2894121.pdf

I rate this as one of the most frightening SDS of any consumer product.

[yorkster]

16. With a rousing version of Song of the "Vulgar" Boatmen

as they heave and haul him away. I know, it's Volga but for him vulgar fits nicely.

[sprinkleeninow]

55. "Yo ho, heave ho"..... nt

[republianmushroom]

17. AMEN to that.

[CaptainTruth]

18. Me too...

[littlemissmartypants]

19. Only one?

[3auld6phart]

20. I am

Not looking forward to the long lines of people ,wanting to piss on his grave and ma also want to defecate.

[johne8408]

23. johne8408

I suspect that he who shall not be named has already made plans to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery even though it would be a travesty. For me, I think cement shoes and the bottom of the Hudson would be perfect—the sooner, the better (even before he croaks) so I don’t have to hear him whine and lie ever again.

[calimary]

35. I hope not!

Isn’t Arlington supposed to be for burial of war veterans? He never fought for his country. Never even suited up.

[Marie Marie]

38. Throw his rotting corpse in the unkempt part of the golf course next to the Mother of his evil spawn.

[Dulcinea]

82. Throw him in the ocean like Osama bin Laden.

He doesn't deserve a memorial of any kind. He deserves to be forgotten, which for him would be worse than death.

[IbogaProject]

95. No, no, no

He isn't a resident of New York state any more, his legal residence is in Florida. Let it be there.

[Marthe48]

24. The day he dies

Is the day my American flag flies.

[Grim Chieftain]

30. Excellent idea!

I'll do the same.

[Dem2theMax]

58. I love this idea!

My MAGA neighbor across the street keeps telling me I need to put a flag back up on my flagpole. She even offered to buy a flag for me.

There's no way the flag is going up until it's gone.

[Hornedfrog2000]

25. After we take back the whitehouse,

Most likely by force, we will toss Trump the pedo in the woodchipper feet first, live on TV. Think of the hilarious things he would cry out as he slowly makes his way in. Waaaaaah. Probably be the only time he told the truth in his life. The ratings will be yuuuuuuuuuge

[Diamond_Dog]

29. Dancin' in the street like nobody's ever seen before! Like Martha and the Vandellas!

[twodogsbarking]

31. On a brighter note Rush Limbaugh and Pat Roberston are dead.

[oasis]

40. The "Trifecta" being completed, nothing much

more to wish for.

[Just Jerome]

66. That'll be quite

a bash in hell. Limbaugh, Robertson, Epstein, Hitler, Stalin, and then drumpf

[Greyhead]

32. It can't happen soon enough!

[John Farmer]

69. Will it be a ticketed event?

[popsdenver]

33. Rumor has it

that there are preparations being made at the Cemetery already..........They have left a 3 x7 foot area of grass where the grave will be, and the surrounding area is already being completely paved. The paved area is 1/2 square miles around the grass area, and has surface area drains every four feet.......

[Duncan Grant]

53. Took me a minute,

but it dawned on me. It can be managed by the National Park Service.

[popsdenver]

65. More likely by the

local wastewater people.......LOL

[AllaN01Bear]

36. raises pinky finger in victory dance.

the old comedy peice nixorsisim comes to mind.

[LW1977]

37. Green Day "ha ha you're dead"

Will be on a loop

[Gimpyknee]

41. Orrex is too.

[grockri]

43. I can't wait LOL

This evil bastard cannot go soon enough. If they try to bury him the earth will probably vomit his worthless ass up.

[Warpy]

44. You've probably got a good 15 years to wait for it

because that pile of adipose tissue has about that much left in him thanks to billionaire health care ant the fact that dementia kills so slowly. Plus, you can depend on people whose fat salaries depend on keeping him alive as long as possible will do so.

Of course, I can't think of a worst curse than the best medical intervention money can buy at the end of life when it's past time to let go.

Just don't cou nt on the end coming any time soon.

I don't want the funeral. I just want him out of office sooner rather than later, before he fucks us all over completely.

[erronis]

45. I could suggest collecting lots of dog poop to fill in the hole. We know how much he loves dogs!

And think about the green aspects (which he also loves.)

[JoseBalow]

46. "Who's funeral is it?"

(1:58)

[aka-chmeee]

47. I've got a half-stick left over from the 4th.

should sound like the bigliest bottle of bubbly ever being opened.

[lapfog_1]

51. before we all go on a huge bender... I have two words

President Vance

[Bluestocking]

52. A million times better than orange clown

Still awful but not as awful

[sprinkleeninow]

57. I pray for him

to be removed....

[Maru Kitteh]

59. I'd settle for a big beautiful debilitating stroke live on air.

See? I’m flexible.

[synni]

60. I'm also ready for the big, beautiful lingering illness that proceeds it

He needs to feel the pain that other people are enduring, because he's so eager to strip them of their medical insurance .

[Hassler]

61. It's worth a Three day weekend.

[Wild blueberry]

62. Here's the song I'm dancing to

[3catwoman3]

76. Gotta love the Scots' talent with insults.

I will be watching this several more times.

[mwb970]

63. How wonderful it will be!

Not wonderful enough to justify the pain this despicable monster has brought to millions of people, but still pretty damn good.

[Aristus]

64. You and me both, my brother.

You and me both.

[kimbutgar]

67. It can't happen soon enough!

Please make it asap. I am tired of him, hearing his voice and seeing his ugly orange pedo face.

JD Vance doesn’t have the charisma, so he’ll be gone for sure in 2028.

[blm]

70. I concur

[Emile]

75. By the looks of him, it won't be long.

[yourout]

77. I'll send daisies.

[Buns_of_Fire]

78. Remember, though, Russia has kept Lenin pickled since 1924.

Poots may extend this honor to his most valuable employee, and he'll go on display at the Heritage Foundation. Maybe with some Disney-developed Audioanamatronics and AI software so he'll talk about MAGA after you've deposited a love offering of $25.

[C Moon]

80. Big Beautiful Burial

[Gymbo]

81. I'm not ready for a funeral

Unless it's in the Piazzale Loreto just outside of Milan.

[Karasu]

84. Indeed. Though I also know full well this regime isn't going to end there, it will nonetheless be one for the books.

[WarGamer]

85. If I were Trump... I wouldn't allows the family to announce the death...

They could just say he's overseas the next 30 years...

Spoil everyone's party.

[JoseBalow]

87. He's on a farm, upstate

[Ferrets are Cool]

86. I haven't bought fireworks in over 30 years....the day he dies, I will correct that.

[AKwannabe]

88. Lemme just rec the hell outta this!!!!

[90-percent]

90. The pall bearers

Should all be masked ICE agents with fully automatic weapons and hand grenades

-90% jimmy

[Jack Valentino]

91. On advise of counsel, I decline to respond

except to say "i hear THAT".

[Diraven]

92. Just watch the price of his memecoin

If his death his imminent his family and insiders will dump all their memecoin stakes in a huge rug pull, well before anyone else finds out about it, because the price will certainly tank the moment he's gone.

[markie]

94. Ding Dong....

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[PhilG]

96. Now I'll have that tune stuck in my head all day!

[markie]

97. maybe

if we all sing it together.......?

[bluestarone]

98. Not sure if i've mentioned this before, but my new goal in life is to

OUT LIVE this SCUMBAG, and hopefully see some satisfaction seeing his scumbag co-conspirators pay a huge price!

[El Mimbreno]

99. "I have never killed anyone,

but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction" - Attributed to Mark Twain

[kimbutgar]

100. I'll be dancing in the streets the day he goes down to hell!

[sueh]

101. I will take a vacation day from work to watch it live.

No crying from me.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

103. The day he makes America rejoice again.