Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Eliminated due to a "coding error?"

Beaten up by two unarmed teenagers?

Died suddenly and mysteriously after Vance's secret meeting?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Takket]

1. Think he's immortal.

Only the good die young…. Case in point, drumpf.

[Xavier Breath]

28. Billy Joel did all he could to warn us.

[calimary]

2. I love these, Orrex!

I look forward to each new “update”!

[hlthe2b]

3. "I bring no good news, but heck... I'm cute!"

[SheltieLover]

4. Drowned circling the drain?

[twodogsbarking]

5. Went down in the basement with the light off. Never heard from again.

There are things down there.

[Oopsie Daisy]

6. Crushed glass in his mashed potatoes?

[Omnipresent]

7. Hopefully, he starts the habit of venturing up rooftops more often.

It would be a shame if JD trips him!

[surfered]

8. Disappointment

[surfered]

9. Trump got between Beardo and his 14 year-old couch

[SheltieLover]

22. ...

[MiHale]

10. Maybe one day you'll see this...

[Gimpyknee]

11. Nope

[LymphocyteLover]

12. his coronary arteries finally did their patriotic duty?

[surfered]

13. Caught in the Texas Flooding

[malaise]

15. Hehehe

😂

[SheltieLover]

20. Wahaha!

Good one!

[electric_blue68]

24. Snort! TY! Here's to People's Creativity! 🍷

[surfered]

25. Not mine. I have no idea how someone creates that

[malaise]

14. No but

he’s trying to kill everyone on the planet.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220542408

[Dulcinea]

16. "Shorter of breath & one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[littlemissmartypants]

17. Excellent choices, Orrex. ❤️

[niyad]

18. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

21. Still waiting...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[republianmushroom]

19. Not last night, damn, the good, the day is still young.

Don't care how or why just get it done, and improve the world.

[ShazzieB]

23. Still waiting......

.....and waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting................

[Eliot Rosewater]

26. Died in the middle of the night replaced by AI bot

Which was specifically programmed to never give the correct answer, to talk in jumbled word salad like a nine-year-old child, and to get angry when you ask it to explain.

[jls4561]

27. Starved in the back of a Penske rental truck? The truck rental company wouldn't let him out until ICE paid the bill.

[Permanut]

29. Tripped on his tie

While coming down from the roof?

[wnylib]

30. Swallowed up by a sinkhole?

Or, stepped into quicksand?