UP IN THE SKY! It's a BIRD! It's a PLANE! No...it's just former celebrity, current MAGAt D-bag Dean Cain, joining ICE

[Miles Archer]

Cain falls somewhere on the scale between James Woods, who is always angry and combative about being a MAGAt, and Kevin Sorbo, who is more of a snark dude who used to wear a loincloth on TV.

Angrier than Sorbo, more benign than Woods. But still a MAGAt convert.

Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE



https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/08/06/dean-cain-joins-ice-superman-lois-and-clark/85547002007/

[Walleye]

1. So is he going to "defend the culture"? Fucking racists

[eShirl]

2. he is unworthy of the cape

[Miles Archer]

3. I had to look up his most current acting role

He "stars" as a girls' soccer coach in a low-budget ripoff of "Bad News Bears." A 2025 movie.

[Luz]

4. He's 60 years old, ffs. What does he mean he "joined"

Most ICE agents i know had to go thru some sort of hiring process, they didn't just decide to join and show up.
Plus, a lot of ICE involves sitting at a computer all day and answering phones. Is he prepared to do the grunt work?
Sounds more like he just wants to dress up and harass innocent brown people for a day or two. What an ass

[Wuddles440]

5. "Hiring Process"?

The only requirements are for total fealty to the Orange Felon King (most important), embracing racism, and psychopathic tendencies leading to sadistic thuggishness.

[NickB79]

6. His grandfather was Japanese and put in a WW2 camp

Now he's putting people in camps

[oregonjen]

9. What a disgusting and shameful person he is. His grandfather must be rolling in his grave

Did he not hear stories from his relatives? Did he not learn anything?

[allegorical oracle]

7. Intellectually, he falls somewhere between beans and squash. nt

[obamanut2012]

8. His last name is actually Tanaka, and his father is Japanese-American

[Kid Berwyn]

10. It's The Celebrity Self-Deportation Hour

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. FInally they found somebody who doesn't need a mask because nobody recognizes him.

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Dean Cain pronouns: "HAS/BEEN."

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