Trump's new Rose Garden patio - looks like golden dicks

[jmbar2]

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Link to tweet

[milestogo]

1. He's so 16th century-totally obsessed with gold.

[SCantiGOP]

14. I remember the Game of Thrones scene

Where a usurper who wanted the golden crown was killed by having a cauldron of melted gold poured over his head.
Just saying’……..

[milestogo]

20. When I think of Christopher Columbus I think of the first chapter of

Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States"...all he cared about was bringing back slaves and gold to Queen Isabella, who financed his trip.

There wasn't much gold to be had and thousands of natives ended up dead. Let's give him a holiday.

[SCantiGOP]

33. Trump has endorsed that

And he didn’t use a Sarcasm emoji.

[Ilsa]

34. It was a memorable moment. Daenerys Targaryen

had been married off by her brother to the chieftain of the Dothraki khalasar in order to gain an army. The chieftain initially treated her like a pet, but she quickly learned his language and how to please him, basically making him fall in love with her. Her brother was travelling with the Dothraki, and he kept whining about using the army to attack and take the Iron Throne and crown. So the chieftain melted down the gold and poored it over Daenerys' brother's head to her delight.

[CousinIT]

2. Keeeerist that's TACKY! Ugh!

[Historic NY]

3. Where the BBQ & fire pit....

what a mess of hot concrete will be for one of Trump long winded bs sessions

[CrispyQ]

6. They'll build that off to the side for his WWE event. -nt

[Irish_Dem]

4. Trump loves phallic symbols.

Reminds him of all his little secrets.

[Ping Tung]

16. If those are his phallic symbols they are false advertising.

[Irish_Dem]

18. Stormy Daniels can confirm this truth.

[Ping Tung]

22. I'm conviced that Melania will have a "llittle" to say about the subject.

[Irish_Dem]

31. She is a gold digger who married for money.

She had a boyfriend on the side to make up for Trump's shortcomings.

[B.See]

30. "take two, they're small."

[dem4decades]

27. Shouldn't the umbrellas be smaller?

[Irish_Dem]

29. There must be some too small to see.

[ms liberty]

5. I'll say it again: it looks like the outdoor food court at an amusement park

Tackiest people in the world. Saw a clip with him in the WH last night and there was so much embossed "gold" on the walls it looked like a poor man's idea of a rich man's decor.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

7. Congrats Trump, you nailed the "elitist" look to a tee. You might want to add some Porta-Potties for your MAGA guests!

[Kid Berwyn]

8. The Golden Mushroom

Small, to match his own sense of self-worth.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. Wrinkly Golden Penises....

That is what I see.

Intentional? You be the judge!

[MineralMan]

10. Donald J. Trump Dildo Garden, more like.

[LoisB]

11. "Oh, how beautiful" said no one ever. I hope some future President will have this destroyed

and the Rose Garden restored. And take down those stupid flag poles.

[Srkdqltr]

12. That is way too funny.

[Srkdqltr]

13. Thai is AI, right? They can't be that ......? Well maybe they can.

[Torchlight]

15. Gilding the cement pond

Merit walks, tacky talks.

[newdeal2]

17. Probably will only be used by smokers on their breaks

I imagine most of his team is smoking or using other drugs heavily to get through each day.

[TxGuitar]

19. It looks like the type of cheap furniture companies put out

For outdoor breaks. Stuff looks like it's from Walmart. Not that there's anything wrong with having outdoor furniture from Walmart, you just don't expect to see it at the WH.

[GoCubsGo]

21. A more fitting song:

[jmbar2]

23. OMG - fantastic - thanks for posting.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. A tacky imitation of Mar-a-Lago.

Link to tweet

[Paladin]

25. An inadvertently accurate image of the trump regime.

All it needs is trump's shit smeared on the table surfaces, and it would be perfect.

If and when we're finally rid of this police state, I want the White House restored to its prior glory---removal of all the cheap-looking gold decorations, restoration of the Rose Garden, and trump's dick umbrellas tossed in the trash. If public funding is required to repair all the damage, I'll try to contribute what I can. I never would have believed this nation could descend to this level of shame and humiliation.

[ChazII]

26. Ugly, tacky are only

the beginning to describe this monstrosity

[Autumn]

28. Will he be selling memberships to the golden patio? The WH kitchen chef

can crank out meals so his members can pay to dine with him.

[eShirl]

32. looks like the outdoor seating for the local Red Barn restaurant

chicken and seafood