Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Pleasured to death by Tim Cook?

Crushed by a re-toppled statue of Albert Pike?

Roasted alive while trying to dismantle a solar panel?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[bdamomma]

1. Too bad

If he was afraid of heights he would fell off the WH roof yesterday!!!

[MiHale]

2. Malaria untied the knot at the tip of his tiny, little mushroom cap...

He flew around the room for 27 minutes like an escaped balloon, spewing a toxic cloud of unintelligible words from his bloated body, before collapsing in a putrid pile of pure vomit-like protoplasm.

Or so I’ve been told.

[Orrex]

4. That's one hell of an image!

[MiHale]

6. That's a vanilla scenario...my dark side is scary...

Even to me.

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaah

[malaise]

3. No but

He sure has been dead wrong on matters tariffs and Americans are about to find out.
Croak Donvict for the good of humanity croak

[surfered]

22. Why can't the Big Orange Toad croak?

[malaise]

25. He will

one of these days - that early east coast prediction will create some serious stress😀

[surfered]

5. Some day, some glorious day....

[malaise]

7. ROFL

😂

[twodogsbarking]

8. Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah bought him a power recliner. Turns out it was wired for 2300 volts

and 9 amps. Now he reclines in forever peace, for us that is.

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. Someday..🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

17. Yesterday, or a decade ago would've been great!

Right now would be perfect ... 🥂🥂👆🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

16. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

10. Threatened The Hulk with deportation as he's not white and, therefore not a citizen

[MrWowWow]

12. Obituary of Donald J. Trump

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

.

Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

.

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

.

He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

.

And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
.
-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

[Marcuse]

13. Boys in the newsroom still got a running bet.

[sop]

14. No, the wrong dildo was thrown from the roof of the White House.

For those not aware of Trump's latest outrage:

"Donald Trump Jr. posted photoshopped image of his father hurling a bright green dildo off the roof of the White House while women played basketball below."



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14981931/donald-trump-jr-outrageous-sex-toy-meme.html

[surfered]

24. Those ladies look too old for him to be interested in.

[surfered]

26. This more to his liking...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qVGpSsLn13E

[Xavier Breath]

30. This is what we've come to as a nation.

[SheltieLover]

15. Not yet, but the day is young...

Hope springs eternal...

[Gimpyknee]

18. Nope

[Emile]

19. We will know when he dies. There will be celebratory gun fire for weeks.

[mwb970]

29. The blessed day will be celebrated for years and years to come.

I hope it's today.

[GopherGal]

38. I believe 8/8 is considered a lucky date in some Asian cultures.

Here's hoping that's correct. (Rather than the HH interpretation.)

[Iris]

21. Got hit in the head by a giant dildo at a WNBA game

[Emile]

23. LOL 🤣

[GreenWave]

28. I just saw yours, mea culpa.

[Iris]

32. Hey! Great minds, right? Also, yours is funnier!

[GreenWave]

27. Smashed by green dildo thrown from the heavens?

I have heard no denials so far.

[Oopsie Daisy]

31. Asphyxiated on a green dildo?

[hlthe2b]

33. "Naw...Please let it stop. Let it stop!"

I'm with ya, kitty...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

34. Buried in a hazardous waste dump

His words and body became toxic.

[IronLionZion]

35. It's fun asking MAGA defenders what they know about Albert Pike

because it's not much. Dude didn't have notable accomplishments and was very likely to have been a klan leader. The freemasons paid privately to have his statue put up in front of the MPD HQ (DC police force). DC liberal residents don't know or don't support this. So it's highly unusual for the president to order the National Park Service to restore such a thing with our federal tax dollars.

I wouldn't mind if TSF toppled off the roof of the white house.

[CaptainTruth]

36. Today's meme/headstone

[republianmushroom]

37. Not Thursday, damn, Friday would be a good day.

Friday night , Saturday, and Sunday to party before having to go back to work. Yup, Friday should be the day it goes down. Don't care or give a damn why or how just let it get done.

[ShazzieB]

39. It can't happen soon enough!

[Wicked Blue]

40. Struck down by a falling chunk of his tacky fake gold White House decor