Kristi Noem Slams 'South Park' as 'Petty' After Show Mocks Her for Plastic Surgery and Makeup: 'It's Always the Liberals

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Who ‘Make Fun of Women for How They Look’

Kristi Noem, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security, appeared on Glenn Beck’s radio show and slammed “South Park” as “so lazy” and “petty” after she became the Comedy Central series’ latest target (via The Daily Beast). “South Park” eviscerated Noem during Season 27’s second episode, where she was depicted as a puppy-shooting, Botox-using ICE agent who arrests anyone suspected of being Hispanic. She raids a local production of “Dora the Explorer Live!” and sports oversized, plump lips.

“It never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look,” Noem told Beck about the episode, while also acknowledging she did not watch it because she was “going over budget numbers and stuff.”

“It’s always the liberals and the extremists who do that,” Noem added. “If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, they just pick something petty like that.”

“South Park” did more than just joke about Noem’s appearance. The running bit throughout the episode is that Noem can’t stop shooting dogs who show up in her path. Noem once admitted in a book that she shot her dog, Cricket, because it was too aggressive.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/kristi-noem-slams-south-park-133433065.html

I haven't heard anyone slam women's looks as much as your boss does Crusty. Repukes can always dish it out but turn into crying little babies when it's thrown back at them.

[Walleye]

1. So stupid. She's just boosting the show's ratings. They don't know anything about anything.

Oh, and Kristi, cry harder why don’t you?

[sakabatou]

2. Want some cheese with that whine, Noem?

[MrWowWow]

3. Is Krusty Gnome Related to

Krusty the Clown or Sideshow Bob?

-Asking for a Fiend

[underpants]

4. Yeah she was going over budget numbers at 10 PM 🙄

Was she doing that with her Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski?

Has she actually turned in a budget yet? She didn’t before they were due and heard about it when went to the Appropriations hearing.

[maxsolomon]

5. Sorry, Kristi.

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The world is a cruel place.

You had the cosmetic procedures; you wear the heavy Trump-orbit makeup. Your attractiveness is part of how you gained power.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. From a woman whose party

Relentlessly made fun of Hillary and Michelle.

[MineralMan]

8. And don't forget Chelsea Clinton.

They pounced on her about appearances as soon as Bill Clinton took office. Nasty, too.

[GoCubsGo]

9. And, Kamala Harris, AOC, Jasmine Crockett,

Letitia James, Rosie O'Donnell, Jill Biden, childless single women... And, whose members shot Gabby Giffords, and planned on kidnapping and murdering Gretchen Whitmer...

[GoCubsGo]

7. Thin skin is very thin.

And, it doesn't get much thinner than this hypocritical dipshit's botoxed, surgically-altered skin. AFAIC, the South Park guys went too easy on her.

Hey, Kristi! If you don't want people mocking you, then stop doing the godawful things you have been doing to deserve that mocking, you horrible, sorry excuse of a woman.

[Ping Tung]

10. Sad. It seems apparent that she hasn't been grabbed by her ****** by the WH feminist.

Yet.

[Hassler]

11. Is the Plastic Garden Noem back from

Saddling up with Lewandowsky in Argentina?

[Marthe48]

12. You know why she's so ugly?

Because all the beauty lotions say to apply liberally. (I made that up a long time ago)

Not that there's anything in the world that would make her attractive.

[republianmushroom]

13. 'Petty' possibly but truthful, surely.

[still-prayin4rain]

14. It's the overdone procedures to not look like herself that is being mocked. Not her looks.

[BlueTsunami2018]

15. Hmmm, is she "woke" now?

Can’t take a joke?

I thought the whole maga “philosophy” was fuck your feelings.

The episode was funny but not as funny as it would be if most of this stuff wasn’t true.

It’s like that “Lil’ Bush” cartoon in that way. I couldn’t really laugh at that because it was so on the nose.

[Initech]

16. Hey Kristi, you work for the pettiest man alive!

[Jack Valentino]

18. Eric Carmen was a lot prettier, when he was front man for The Raspberries!

(before his later solo success in the 1970's, probably the prettiest man I ever saw!)

[Jack Valentino]

17. Kristi Noem says "puppy" ?

The puppy was better looking. Get more surgery---
good luck with getting enough surgery to hide the ugliness of your heart!

[Aristus]

19. Oh shit.

Now she’s going to have to shoot a dog to help herself calm down…

[hamsterjill]

20. Good grief.

She looks like she’s going to start melting any minute. Why WOULDN’T a comedy show make fun of her?

The more she cries, I hope the more they do it. One for the dog, Kristi!!!!

[Emile]

21. With all that plastic surgery, you'd think she would have thicker skin.