Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Explosive decompression while visiting the planned site of the lunar nuclear reactor?

Mysteriously smothered by 800 pounds of human shit while boating on the Chicago River?

Exsanguinated by RFK Jr as a treatment for the sniffles?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Drowned while playing the part of the turd in the punch bowl?

Met with pootin & drank the tea?

Malfunction in his gas lighting causes fatal noxious fumes... Or was that his diaper malfunctiining?

Dies of shock when haunted by King Meidas who tells kraznov that all that glitters is not gold?

Fatal case of cognitive dissonance when the freight train noise in his otherwise empty head manifested into reality & hit him head on?

Slipped all the way into the sewer of humanity while receiving order of lenin award from sleezebag witkoff. The award was presented to witkoff by pootin with the intention for it to be passed on to Juliane Gallina, currently serving at the CIA as deputy director for digital innovation, for her son's loss of life fighting with ruskies against ukraine. ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220547081 )

[surfered]

11. Your muses are working overtime

:

[SheltieLover]

12. Roflmao

They are quite amused, and hopeful...

[malaise]

13. Hehehehhe

Rec

[SheltieLover]

14. Lol

Thx!

[littlemissmartypants]

52. I think you're getting the hang of it, girlfriend!

❤️

[SheltieLover]

53. I take no credit. It's my muses.

[littlemissmartypants]

55. Tell the "muses" that I said, "Well done.' 😉

[SheltieLover]

56. Thx, Pants. Will do!

[SheltieLover]

2. I'll take door number 2... pun intended

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Dehydration from eating a pan of Ex-Lax brownies.

https://www.amazon.com/Ex-Lax-Strength-Stimulant-Laxative-Chocolated/dp/B001G6VSTY?th=1

[Yonnie3]

4. Nope - but we're getting ready

Chanced across this tune early this morning.

I think I'll start writing my own verse.

[electric_blue68]

58. Pretty funny🙂 ty. definitely write your verse👍

[surfered]

5. Finally took that self driving Tesla that Elon gave him out for a spin.

[SheltieLover]

8. ...

[electric_blue68]

59. Oooopppss!

😄😄😄

[sop]

6. One would think so, what with all the videos being posted with titles like "Trump destroyed," "obliterated" and such.

[Yonnie3]

10. Indeed! n/t

[surfered]

7. Exsanguinated?

Say the magic word snd win $50

I wonder if his blood was orange?

[SheltieLover]

9. You're on a roll!

[SheltieLover]

15. Doesn't one need a heart to pump blood?

[3825-87867]

18. Nah, he borrowed Cheney's pumper!

[SheltieLover]

22. ...

[electric_blue68]

60. I immediately thought of D Cheney!

[SheltieLover]

61. Hahaha!

Darth sucks!

[electric_blue68]

63. 👋

[True Dough]

21. I click on this thread

with hopes that today is the day, with expectations of imaginative ways for that bloated POS to die but to have my vocabulary expanded as well?

Fabulous!

[malaise]

16. No but if Putin shows up with Epstein tapes

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niyad will pop the cork😀

[SheltieLover]

23. Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

46. And she is VERY impatient!!!

[3825-87867]

17. Irremoveable(?) butt-plug (oversized!) with super glue

Ka-blooey! Orange, juicy MIkki D's explosive frappe!

I once heard, true or not, the richest man in the world at that time, a sultain of Brunei, had servants to "clean him" after a "movement" so he never had to dirty his hands. Maybe tramp is not that far away with all the sycophants surrounding him! Eeeuuuyck!

[LymphocyteLover]

27. Oh man, that would be gross but glorious

[niyad]

19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

20. That day gets closer every day

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

24. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[FarPoint]

25. The psychic predections and astrology say he is ill....

His chart looks doomed for the next 6 months....

[SheltieLover]

26. Hope springs eternal!

[FarPoint]

28. I listen daily for any updates from Linda G,

Maryanne and Sterling....

[SheltieLover]

32. Do you watch Andre?

Here is the one where he addresses Eris.

?feature=shared

I really like him. His readings are short, usually around 10 min, & packed with pertinent info.

Do you watch Denise Knight? She does a daily health reading on slobby. I love her & lol when she pulls out her orange haired troll doll & the dumpster he lives in.

Link to today's:

?feature=shared

Enjoy!

[FarPoint]

34. Excellent post....

Folks really need to tune in....it decreases anxiety and helps us all focus/ manifest our outcomes....

[SheltieLover]

43. I couldn't agree more!

[SheltieLover]

29. Eris at a critical point for him won't be moving on for hundreds of years

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

In case you missed it, Andre did a great show on this.

[FarPoint]

31. I did listen to most of it...

that 150 angle thing.... doomed he says....

[SheltieLover]

33. Yes! Pls see my reply.

[LymphocyteLover]

30. He applied a toxic batch of orange make-up?

[twodogsbarking]

35. Fatal reaction to truth serum.

[Grim Chieftain]

36. He isn't dead, but our democracy is nearly dead.

I cannot believe the damage that has been done in just six months.

[jmbar2]

37. Alaska -- hungry bears

Or maybe he will elope with his pal Putin.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

38. I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. I've had a cause in mind for nine years

But I dare not reveal it in public.

I take great pleasure in fantasizing about it, though.

[Wicked Blue]

40. Struck down by Noem's makeup-plastered face falling off

[SheltieLover]

45. Hahaha!

Good one!
.

[malaise]

47. Bwaaaah

😀

[CaptainTruth]

41. Today's comment on Bluesky

[twodogsbarking]

44. Old guy joke.

Amish man and his son are watching the elevator at the department store for the first time. An elderly woman gets in and the door closes and soon the door opens and a beautiful young woman gets off. Amish man says to his son "go get your mother".
Maybe there's one person out there who has never heard this.

[twodogsbarking]

42. Smothered by the American Flag. Let freedom ring.

[electric_blue68]

62. 😄

[hlthe2b]

48. Attacked while on the roof by a "retired" Game of Thrones Dire Wolf?

Pity...Sorry, not sorry. How's the wolf?

[SheltieLover]

49. I hope the wolf was vaxed against rabies!

[republianmushroom]

50. Not yesterday, damn, how about today (?)

Saturday is not the best day for someone to croak but, for this person I'll take any day, and it will be a good day.
Don't care how or why, just get it done, help humanity.

[ShazzieB]

51. With apologies to Buddy Holly...

Every day, it's a-gettin' closer
Going faster than a roller coaster
Trump's demise will surely come our way
A-hey, a-hey-hey

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

54. Smacked in the head by a dildo thrown by an over enthused MAGA fan

[Hassin Bin Sober]

57. .

https://ishedeadyet.us/

[electric_blue68]

64. 😄 TY